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Post by JessiePie on May 10, 2011 18:07:28 GMT -5
110. Soulja Douche – (No, Let's Not) Crank That (2007)First of all, Soulja Boy / Soulja Boy Tell'Em / Whatever has to be the dumbest name for any artist in any genre EVER. Second of all, this song is f**king stupid. NEXT! 109. Lionel Bitchie - Truly (This Song Sucks) (1982)ONE OF THE MOST BORING SONGS I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE. 108. Chingy – Wrong Thurr (2003)During my commentary for I think "P.I.M.P." by 50 Cent, I mentioned a former friend of mine named Camille. She had a birthday party a couple years ago where we put on the radio, and I swear they played this song TWO times. Two times in, what, an hour or two's span? Has the radio really run out of shit to play when you're playing that song AGAIN so soon? f**k this song. "Pullin' Me Back" was way better. 107. Damn! – Damn Rap (1983)Actual title is "Wham Rap" Yup, you're reading this correctly. I don't know how, but SOMEHOW, Ewwface did not make my top 100 list at all. This is his highest appearance on the list, which makes this, to me, the absolute worse song in his catalog. This was from their very first album before that crappy one with "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go", but what makes this different from Ewwface's other shitty music is that, he's RAPPING on this one! That SCREAMS crappy! Want to know what else screams crappy though? THIS PHOTO! (last time I'm posting this I swear )  106. Keane – Somewhere Only We Flop (2005)Easily one of the biggest borefests from 2005. 105. Uncle Krackhead – Don't Follow Me (2001)I found out from Bryan a few days ago that this asswipe is from Michigan, which surprises me. Considering how ugly, trashy, and overplayed he is, I figured he was from Florida. HAAAAATTTEEE this song. Overplayed piece of shit. I will say this though - this is definitely not his worst. He has another song still to come that will not be appearing on here for awhile. 104. Skid Row - I Remember When This Was A Great Song, Why The f*ck Did They Cover It 14 Years Later? (2003)Well, this is a band you all probably weren't expecting to be on the list, especially since I LOVE their first three albums from when they were fronted by Sebastian Bach. Just to clear something up though, THE SONG ON THIS LIST IS *NOT* SKID ROW'S 1989 CLASSIC, "I REMEMBER YOU". While that song is overplayed, I still like it. The actual title of this song is "I Remember You 2". It was released in 2003 from their fourth album Thickskin with Sebastian Bach wannabe Johnny Solinger on vocals. Honestly, it stopped being Skid Row when Sebastian left to me, and I feel like this is more of a poser band ruining the song than "Skid Row", and quite frankly, after listening to songs like this I can understand why Sebastian doesn't want to do a Skid Row reunion. The other bandmates should've just done other new bands after they kicked out Sebastian rather then putting out a poser Skid Row. For those who want to see Skid Row at their awesomest, this is my favorite song from them from their 1995 album, Subhuman Race, called "Breakin' Down". Kind of funny how this is a "worst songs" list, and meanwhile I'm posting a video to one of my favorite songs. 103. Willie Nelson – Geezers On My Mind (1982)Actual title is "Always On My Mind". I don't know what I hate more about this song - the fact that it's geezerly or the fact that it's 80's country crap. Either way, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GEEZERS. Pet Shop Boys did this way better. 102. Barbra Streisand - Geezer In Love (1980)Actual title is "Woman In Love". Do I really need to explain this one? Really? Dude, it's Barbra Streisand. The epitome of female geezers. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FEMALE GEEZERS. And just BARELY missing out on the top 100... 101. Diana Ross – (I Don't Want) Muscles (I Want You To Shut Up)(1982)Speaking of female geezers, here's another one! "Upside Down" is a cool tune. This, however, is not. It's boring, it's stupid, and the way it's like really slow and then all of a sudden she shouts "I WANT MUSCLES!!11" and then goes slow again gives me a headache. This song blows like Ke$hit, who by the way has two more songs still to come. So, what songs are we going to start the top 100 with? Here's more hints for ya! ;D 91. By far the noisiest song of 2005; their frontman started going solo a few years ago; political song. 92. A TERRIBLE 2007 remake of a heavy metal classic. 93. Keane who? This takes the cake of biggest borefest of 2005, easily. 94. Another boring song from the same shitty band as #93, only this is from 2008. 95. Obscure top 10 hit from 1980, or at least, I think and hope this is obscure. 96. For some reason, this considered a country classic; from 1980. 97. #1 hit from the same geezer responsible for #95. 98. One of the biggest hits of 2010. Also one of the most boring ones. 99. If you were a member of Media Source in 2008, you will know that this song was VERY well hated back then. 100. More boring crap! This one was big in 2007. One of the members sang back-up on "Little Miss Obsessive" by Ashlee Simpson.
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Post by Billy Uranus on May 10, 2011 21:18:20 GMT -5
110. Soulja Douche – (No, Let's Not) Crank That (2007)First of all, Soulja Boy / Soulja Boy Tell'Em / Whatever has to be the dumbest name for any artist in any genre EVER. Second of all, this song is F***ing stupid. NEXT!  I hated this in 2007, and I hate it now. 108. Chingy – Wrong Thurr (2003)During my commentary for I think "P.I.M.P." by 50 Cent, I mentioned a former friend of mine named Camille. She had a birthday party a couple years ago where we put on the radio, and I swear they played this song TWO times. Two times in, what, an hour or two's span? Has the radio really run out of s**t to play when you're playing that song AGAIN so soon? F*** this song. "Pullin' Me Back" was way better. I've always liked this one.  I agree that "Pullin' Me Back" was better, but I'd say "One Call Away" is his best one of all. 106. Keane – Somewhere Only We Flop (2005)Easily one of the biggest borefests from 2005. This was one of my jams back in 2005! ;D It's such a hateable song though, I must admit. 105. Uncle Krackhead – Don't Follow Me (2001)I found out from Bryan a few days ago that this asswipe is from Michigan, which surprises me. Considering how ugly, trashy, and overplayed he is, I figured he was from Florida. HAAAAATTTEEE this song. Overplayed piece of s**t. I will say this though - this is definitely not his worst. He has another song still to come that will not be appearing on here for awhile. You might be even more surprised to know that he is a former member of Kid Rock's band...that's how he got his start. 104. Skid Row - I Remember When This Was A Great Song, Why The f*ck Did They Cover It 14 Years Later? (2003)Well, this is a band you all probably weren't expecting to be on the list, especially since I LOVE their first three albums from when they were fronted by Sebastian Bach. Just to clear something up though, THE SONG ON THIS LIST IS *NOT* SKID ROW'S 1989 CLASSIC, "I REMEMBER YOU". While that song is overplayed, I still like it. The actual title of this song is "I Remember You 2". It was released in 2003 from their fourth album Thickskin with Sebastian Bach wannabe Johnny Solinger on vocals. Honestly, it stopped being Skid Row when Sebastian left to me, and I feel like this is more of a poser band ruining the song than "Skid Row", and quite frankly, after listening to songs like this I can understand why Sebastian doesn't want to do a Skid Row reunion. The other bandmates should've just done other new bands after they kicked out Sebastian rather then putting out a poser Skid Row. For those who want to see Skid Row at their awesomest, this is my favorite song from them from their 1995 album, Subhuman Race, called "Breakin' Down". Kind of funny how this is a "worst songs" list, and meanwhile I'm posting a video to one of my favorite songs. I'm madly in love with the 1989 classic...will this taint that for me? So, what songs are we going to start the top 100 with? Here's more hints for ya! ;D 91. By far the noisiest song of 2005; their frontman started going solo a few years ago; political song. 92. A TERRIBLE 2007 remake of a heavy metal classic. 93. Keane who? This takes the cake of biggest borefest of 2005, easily. 94. Another boring song from the same s**tty band as #93, only this is from 2008. 95. Obscure top 10 hit from 1980, or at least, I think and hope this is obscure. 96. For some reason, this considered a country classic; from 1980. 97. #1 hit from the same geezer responsible for #95. 98. One of the biggest hits of 2010. Also one of the most boring ones. 99. If you were a member of Media Source in 2008, you will know that this song was VERY well hated back then. 100. More boring crap! This one was big in 2007. One of the members sang back-up on "Little Miss Obsessive" by Ashlee Simpson. 91. System of a Down - B.Y.O.B.  92. Killswitch Engage - Holy Diver 93. 3 Doors Down - Let Me Go 94. 3 Doors Down - Let Me Be Myself 96. Eddie Rabbit - I Love A Rainy Night (how many times do I guess this?) 98. Jason DeRulo - In My Head 99. Kid Rock - All Summer Long (remember me defending it every single day? ;D ) 100. Plain White Ts - Hey There Delilah (wild guess here) |
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Post by JessiePie on May 11, 2011 10:47:57 GMT -5
91, 92, 99, & 100 are correct! Yes I do remember you defending it I'm really not surprised Uncle Kracker sang with Kid Rock, they're both talentless rednecks who get arrested too much. Yes that Skid Row remake could possibly taint the original. |
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Post by JessiePie on May 11, 2011 10:54:52 GMT -5
TOP 100 TIME!  100. Plain White T's – Hey There Delilah (You're A Whore) (2007)Just as I thought indie crap couldn't get more boring, these Hot Topic douchebags put out this crap. Seriously one of the worst songs I have ever heard. Although, to be fair, no shit since it's #100 on this list. 99. Kid Doesn't Rock – (Being A Redneck) All Summer Long (2008)As someone who has been living near Daytona since 2002, I have grown to really dislike the redneck stereotype, which could also explain why I hate this dude so much and his music (although I have disliked him since he first came out but meh). I can't tell this trashy douchebag's music apart so I just put this one on the list since it's shittiness stands out to me the most. Just a terrible, terrible tune. Also, since I can't do a then & now photo because he was always ugly...  98. Train – Hey Soul Sister (You're Also A Whore, I Bet You And Delilah Were In Porn Together) (2010)This song is boring and shitty and recent and about a chick, just like "Hey There Delilah"! I bet this "soul sister" whoever she is and Delilah are both total whorebags who have done 2 Girls 1 Cup style porn before. They also probably do meth with Fergie because she's such a whore too. In fact, someone should release a boring, crappy indie song about her! 97. Rupert Holmes – (I Need An) Escape (From The Pina Colada Song) (1979)Always hated this one. Also, Pina Colada is nasty. NEXT! 96. Willie Nelson – On The Geezerly Road Again (1980)Ugh, this douchebag again? I thought I ranted about this flop already. GEEZER. 95. Rupert Holmes – Him (Is A Geezer, Sure That Wasn't Grammatically Correct But It Doesn't Matter When This Song Sucks So Badly) (1980)OMG I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST HEARD THIS SONG ON AT40. Talk about repetitive choruses! HIM, HIM, HIMMMMM WHAT SHE GONNA DO ABOUT HIM? WE GET IT. THE PERSON YOU'RE SINGING ABOUT HAS A DICK. GOD. 94. Coldstop – Viva La Shitty (2008)I STILL want to know what makes this horrible band so "amazing" and "brilliant." If Coldplay are considered brilliant, then so is my Eddie Trunk shotglass. This has to be one of the most overrated songs EVER. 93. Coldstop – Fix This Song (2005)Actual title is "Fix You". It's funny that I mentioned this song, because I just recently found a photo of Paris Hilton listening to it!  92. Killswitch Douchegage – Holy Diver (2007)The original version from Dio that was released in 1983 is a HEAVY METAL CLASSIC. This, however, is a horrible, horrible rendition of it and quite frankly I think it should be banned from being played ever again because it's THAT bad. For those who want to listen to real music, here is the Dio original. R.I.P. Ronnie!  91. The Noiseheads – B.Y.O.C. (Bring Your Own Crap) (2005)Actual band is System Of A Down; actual title is "B.Y.O.B.", which stands for "Bring Your Own Bombs". I remember hearing them perform this on SNL and thought it was the noisiest shit ever, hence why I called them The Noiseheads. It sucks and I'm glad they've disappeared from the industry! ;D I don't feel like doing hints right now. Maybe later.
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Post by JessiePie on May 11, 2011 17:20:49 GMT -5
90. Smelly – (No, It's Not) Hot In Herre (Because You're Ugly And Look Like A Tool) (2002)NEVER saw the big deal with this song, however, if I recall this was actually in the top 10 in my 2006 list, so clearly 1) I don't really hate this song as much as I used to (although I obviously still hate it since it's on the list ) and 2) A LOT of shit came out after 2006. Also it didn't help matters when my friends kept shoving this song down my throat. 89. Willie Nelson & Julio "EWWWWW Enrique's Father" Iglesias – To All The Geezers Who Sing These Songs (1984)Actual title is "To All The Girls I've Loved Before". What else is there to say? This song is boring beyond belief. In fact I think I almost fell asleep when I first heard this. 88. Barry Geezerlow – Mandy (Is Also A Whore) (1975)Fergie, Delilah, Soul Sister, now Mandy can join the whore club! I cannot stand this guy and his geezerly music. No wonder he got so offended by "f*ck You" by Cee Lo Green, that song was too interesting and not geezerly-sounding for him! I will say though, the title of this song has given me the sudden urge to listen to some Mandy Moore. I'M MISSIN' YOU LIKE CAAAANDYYY!!11 87. Monkeyface – (Listening To The Monkey Does NOT Make Me) Cream (1991)Ugh, I have to comment about this money AGAIN? I think my parody title says it all. 86. Barry Geezerlow – The Old Songs (Are Geezerly, Just Like This) (1981)No. 85. Metro Station – (Why Should I) Shake It (When You're Yelling Like An Indie Douche About It?) (2008)Great, just what we needed. More indie/Hot Topic crap. f*ck this overrated shitty ass song. 84. Assvil Skankvigne – What The Hell (Is This Song Doing Existing?) (2011)Assvil's highest appearance on my list. Her new single, "Smile", would've made it but I didn't hear that until after I finished this list. Honestly, I don't care if she performed "Love Is A Battlefield" with the legendary, iconic queen that is Pat Benatar on Oprah, I am THROUGH with following this bitch's career. As I said in my commentary for "Hot", every song she has done after Under My Skin has either been childish, teenage crap like this, or a rehash of "I'm With You". I'll admit I liked some of the "I'm With You" rehashes like "Keep Holding On" and "When You're Gone", but it's beginning to become old news. She hasn't put out a song I LOVED since the UMS album, which was SEVEN YEARS AGO. I went through the same thing as this whore did, the whole tomboy-gone-girly thing, most girls have been through that including yours truly. But I think she is trying WAY too hard to be "girly". She's dissed Britney and Hilary Duff for no f*cking reason over the years and now all of a sudden she likes them? I know I'm one to talk since I used to hate Britney for silly reasons , but COME ON, ASSVIL. YOU'RE 26 YEARS OLD. GROW UP. GOD. This will always be her best song to me, when her music actually had substance. 83. Slutley Skankrus – (Of Course I) Can't Be Tamed (Since I've Been A Whore Since I Was 15) (2010)SPEAKING OF WHORES. If it weren't for Fergie this bitch would be the #1 whore in the industry in my book. This is this stupid skank's first of four appearances on the list. I really, really, really, REALLY can't stand this immature, spoiled brat. This song is a lame attempt at the Lady Gaga/autotune shit, but the end result was just like her other songs - pure shit. NEXT! 82. Jibbs – Chain Does Not Hang Low (2007)Ewww. The beat to this really sucked. I don't know what else to say. This song just blows. Although now that I mentioned this song, I really want to go to McDonald's since I know he will be taking my order! 81. Monkeyface – Sign O' The Times (1987)WILL THIS MONKEY EVER GO AWAY? GOD. 71. A terrible remix of a song that was, at one point, good. 72. Debut single from 2005 girl group. 73. More shit from Bionic! 74. This crap just recently peaked on the charts, thank goodness. 75. The monkey with a song title that sounds straight out of Sesame Street! 76. "What the hell is a disco stick?" - Madonna. 77. Boring crap from 2002. 78. The most poetic and meaningful song title ever; came out last year. 79. A rapper named after a disaster that I experienced a lot in late 2004. 80. ___ Lewis & The News (no, they are not on my list. Think carefully about this one )
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Post by Billy Uranus on May 12, 2011 12:25:38 GMT -5
TOP 100 TIME! 100. Plain White T's – Hey There Delilah (You're A Whore) (2007)Just as I thought indie crap couldn't get more boring, these Hot Topic douchebags put out this crap. Seriously one of the worst songs I have ever heard. Although, to be fair, no s**t since it's #100 on this list. This is a pretty boring tune, but sometimes I'm in the mood for it. 99. Kid Doesn't Rock – (Being A Redneck) All Summer Long (2008)As someone who has been living near Daytona since 2002, I have grown to really dislike the redneck stereotype, which could also explain why I hate this dude so much and his music (although I have disliked him since he first came out but meh). I can't tell this trashy douchebag's music apart so I just put this one on the list since it's s**ttiness stands out to me the most. Just a terrible, terrible tune. Also, since I can't do a then & now photo because he was always ugly... I really feel that Kid Rock is a pretty complex guy. If you want sterotypical rednecks, I'd recommend 3 Doors Down or Kenny Chesney. 98. Train – Hey Soul Sister (You're Also A Whore, I Bet You And Delilah Were In Porn Together) (2010)This song is boring and s**tty and recent and about a chick, just like "Hey There Delilah"! I bet this "soul sister" whoever she is and Delilah are both total whorebags who have done 2 Girls 1 Cup style porn before. They also probably do meth with Fergie because she's such a whore too. In fact, someone should release a boring, crappy indie song about her! LOL @ the title here.  I love this choice because I'm sure 2 girls 1 cup is way better than this overrated shitty song. 96. Willie Nelson – On The Geezerly Road Again (1980)Ugh, this douchebag again? I thought I ranted about this flop already. GEEZER. This song is overrated, but I don't hate it. 94. Coldstop – Viva La s**tty (2008)I STILL want to know what makes this horrible band so "amazing" and "brilliant." If Coldplay are considered brilliant, then so is my Eddie Trunk shotglass. This has to be one of the most overrated songs EVER. I agree with you here. 93. Coldstop – Fix This Song (2005)Actual title is "Fix You". It's funny that I mentioned this song, because I just recently found a photo of Paris Hilton listening to it! This is a boring song, that's for sure. 92. Killswitch Douchegage – Holy Diver (2007)The original version from Dio that was released in 1983 is a HEAVY METAL CLASSIC. This, however, is a horrible, horrible rendition of it and quite frankly I think it should be banned from being played ever again because it's THAT bad. For those who want to listen to real music, here is the Dio original. R.I.P. Ronnie! I've never actually listened to this; all I have heard is the mediabase clip. I love the Dio version though. 91. The Noiseheads – B.Y.O.C. (Bring Your Own Crap) (2005)Actual band is System Of A Down; actual title is "B.Y.O.B.", which stands for "Bring Your Own Bombs". I remember hearing them perform this on SNL and thought it was the noisiest s**t ever, hence why I called them The Noiseheads. It sucks and I'm glad they've disappeared from the industry! I remember back in 2005...I loved the chorus of this song but thought the rest was pretty scary. 90. Smelly – (No, It's Not) Hot In Herre (Because You're Ugly And Look Like A Tool) (2002)NEVER saw the big deal with this song, however, if I recall this was actually in the top 10 in my 2006 list, so clearly 1) I don't really hate this song as much as I used to (although I obviously still hate it since it's on the list ) and 2) A LOT of s**t came out after 2006. Also it didn't help matters when my friends kept shoving this song down my throat. A crappy song from a crappy era. 87. Monkeyface – (Listening To The Monkey Does NOT Make Me) Cream (1991)Ugh, I have to comment about this money AGAIN? I think my parody title says it all. I hate being born the year that this shit came out. 85. Metro Station – (Why Should I) Shake It (When You're Yelling Like An Indie Douche About It?) (2008)Great, just what we needed. More indie/Hot Topic crap. f*ck this overrated s**tty ass song. I couldn't diss this song any better than you just did. ;D 84. Assvil Skankvigne – What The Hell (Is This Song Doing Existing?) (2011)Assvil's highest appearance on my list. Her new single, "Smile", would've made it but I didn't hear that until after I finished this list. Honestly, I don't care if she performed "Love Is A Battlefield" with the legendary, iconic queen that is Pat Benatar on Oprah, I am THROUGH with following this bitch's career. As I said in my commentary for "Hot", every song she has done after Under My Skin has either been childish, teenage crap like this, or a rehash of "I'm With You". I'll admit I liked some of the "I'm With You" rehashes like "Keep Holding On" and "When You're Gone", but it's beginning to become old news. She hasn't put out a song I LOVED since the UMS album, which was SEVEN YEARS AGO. I went through the same thing as this whore did, the whole tomboy-gone-girly thing, most girls have been through that including yours truly. But I think she is trying WAY too hard to be "girly". She's dissed Britney and Hilary Duff for no f*cking reason over the years and now all of a sudden she likes them? I know I'm one to talk since I used to hate Britney for silly reasons , but COME ON, ASSVIL. YOU'RE 26 YEARS OLD. GROW UP. GOD. This will always be her best song to me, when her music actually had substance. Good choice here. 82. Jibbs – Chain Does Not Hang Low (2007)Ewww. The beat to this really sucked. I don't know what else to say. This song just blows. Although now that I mentioned this song, I really want to go to McDonald's since I know he will be taking my order! I thought this was from 2006?  Either way, this song was idiotic. 71. A terrible remix of a song that was, at one point, good. 72. Debut single from 2005 girl group. 73. More s**t from Bionic! 74. This crap just recently peaked on the charts, thank goodness. 75. The monkey with a song title that sounds straight out of Sesame Street! 76. "What the hell is a disco stick?" - Madonna. 77. Boring crap from 2002. 78. The most poetic and meaningful song title ever; came out last year. 79. A rapper named after a disaster that I experienced a lot in late 2004. 80. ___ Lewis & The News (no, they are not on my list. Think carefully about this one ) 71. Metallica - The Unforgiven II 72. Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha 74. Bruno Mars - Grenade 76. Lady GaGa - LoveGame 77. Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles (even though I dig it) 78. Usher - O.M.G. 79. Juvenile - Slow Motion 80. Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name (you don't even wanna know how I came up with this guess) |
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Post by JessiePie on May 13, 2011 19:43:33 GMT -5
You're right it's 2006 Either way though the song blows. I like The Unforgiven and A Thousand Miles Pussycat Dolls and Lady Gaga are correct. What made you guess Rage Against The Machine for #80? LOL |
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Post by JessiePie on May 13, 2011 19:58:02 GMT -5
80. McDonald's Servant #2, Huey – Pop, Lock, & Flop It (2007)Wasn't this a #1? Why? Who the hell remembers this crap? Well, aside from me. Yeah, whenever I think about 2007 I think of "Pop Lock And Drop It" by Huey.  Huey, I'll take a hamburger and small fries, buddy. NEXT! 79. McDonald's Servant #3, Hurricane Chris – A Bay Bay (2007)COOL! I didn't know Jibbs, Huey, and Hurricane Chris all worked together now! Chris, I will have the M&M's McFlurry with a side order of THANK YOU FOR GOING AWAY SO WE DON'T HAVE TO HEAR THIS SHITTY ASS SONG ANYMORE. 78. Ke$hit featuring 3OH!3 – Blah Blah Blah (2010)First of all, that is the most poetic and brilliant song title I have ever heard. Second of all...  77. Enrique Iglesias – (I Am Not Your) Hero (Because I Suck And I'm Not As Hot As Everyone Makes Me Out To Be) (2002)Although I've always hated this crap, what made me hate this one even more is that this song was out around the time I was moving from New York to Florida, which wasn't bad enough. To make matters worse, the real estate lady who was helping us with our house in Florida was a real nutty bitch, and she happened to love this song, that just turned me off the song even more. But yeah, this song BLOWS. Speaking of songs that blow... 76. Tranny Gaga – Hategame (2009)Disco stick? Is that what they're seriously calling it now? I will say one thing about this song - this was out around a time where there was, in my opinion, a lot of great music out. Heaven & Hell, Pearl Jam, Doro, Britney Spears, Kelly Clarkson, Queensryche, the list goes on. I had this song in the "New Music" playlist on my iPod at the time and I tried really hard to like this one. When I realized it was stupid, dumb, crap about a f*cking ~disco stick~, I decided to delete it. This whore has two more songs still to come, one of them being in this set. 75. Monkeyface – Alphabet St. (1988)Alphabet St.? What the hell is this, Sesame Street? Hmmm now that I'm thinking about it that's quite insulting to SS since that was a cool show and cool shows don't let the monkey be on them (ask The Simpsons ). Anyway, this song is awful. Come to think of it I don't understand why I didn't just count this and "Sign O' The Times" as one since they're pretty much the same song to me. Also, this song comes from the monkey's album, Lovesexy, which, in my opinion, has the all-time WORST ALBUM COVER.  74. Tranny Gaga – Judas (2011)First this bitch copies "Express Yourself", and now "Like A Prayer"? I also saw a still from the video that reminded me a lot of "Circus" by Britney Spears. Seriously, this is like "S&M" - an extremely LAME attempt at trying to be ~controversial~. To me this unoriginal whore is just a rehash of Madonna and a little Britney. Nobody f*cking cares anymore. FLOP! 73. Christina Aguilera – (How Do I Have) Vanity (When I Put On My Make-Up Like A Drag Queen?) (2010)Kind of funny how I posted that "Autotune is for pussies" photo when she has a few songs on my list higher than that Ke$ha song. Anyway though, I just have one thing to say in regards to this one - "I turn myself on"? Seriously? 72. Pussycat Dolls featuring Busta Rhymes – Don't Cha Think This Song Is Crap? (2005)I really don't give a shit with anyone says. I still stand by everything I called this song out for when it first came out in 2005. I couldn't stand when they were being labeled as the next Spice Girls - the Spice Girls were VERY original and had their own spice names and personalities and you knew who all of them were. Aside from Nicole Whatever I couldn't name you one skank in this group! In recent years I have grown to appreciate songs like "Stickwitu" and "Wait A Minute", and of course the one song from them that I LOVE is "I Hate This Part", but this is the one song from them that I can't listen to. 71. Britney Spears featuring Ke$hit & Sicki Garbaj – (Keep On Selling Out) Till The World Ends (2011)This is the highest appearance from all three on the list. It's kind of sad when your idol from when you were a kid decides to not stay true to herself and be a little sellout and work with two of the biggest douchebags in the industry. Honestly, I think the Femme Fatale album sucks. Most of the songs sound the same to me. I see it as her Bionic - a cheap, lame attempt to sound like Lady Gaga, who I still don't understand why people want to be like her but meh. The only songs on that album I like are "Hold It Against Me", "Inside Out", "Criminal", and the ORIGINAL version of "Till The World Ends". When I first heard the original TTWE, I just thought it was okay because it reminded me too much of HIAM. Then after a few more listens I grew to really like it only to find out that a week or two ago she releases a "Femme Fatale" remix of this song with two people I can't stand?! As much as I dislike Nicki Minaj though, the absolute WORST part about this remix is Ke$hit singing the chorus. That bitch REALLY can't sing. I still love Britney, and Christina for that matter, for the music they put out from 1998-2009, and 1998-2008 respectively, however, as long as these two talented women stop using their talent by keep being Gaga clones, I am done with following their careers as well. This remix was ridiculously unnecessary. 61. The most infamous American Idol contestant. 62. Three songs from this Hot AC group that have the letter "F" a lot in their name. 63. One of Pink's earlier hits and one of her most well-known songs. 64. Rap song from 2005, although I don't understand why it's considered rap since there's so much whispering in this one. 65. Last Bionic album track to appear. 66. Enrique's highest appearance. 67. British whore from 2008. 68. More Slutley Skankrus crap. 69. Second to last Bionic album track. 70. A geezer's lame attempt at being disco.
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Pussycat Dolls and Lady Gaga are correct. What made you guess Rage Against The Machine for #80? LOL Huey is the name of the guy who founded the Black Panther party, and Rage have drawn a lot of inspiration from that. 80. McDonald's Servant #2, Huey – Pop, Lock, & Flop It (2007)Wasn't this a #1? Why? Who the hell remembers this crap? Well, aside from me. Yeah, whenever I think about 2007 I think of "Pop Lock And Drop It" by Huey. Huey, I'll take a hamburger and small fries, buddy. NEXT! I forgot all about this. ;D It was terrible though...good choice for your list. 79. McDonald's Servant #3, Hurricane Chris – A Bay Bay (2007)COOL! I didn't know Jibbs, Huey, and Hurricane Chris all worked together now! Chris, I will have the M&M's McFlurry with a side order of THANK YOU FOR GOING AWAY SO WE DON'T HAVE TO HEAR THIS s**tTY ASS SONG ANYMORE. This song was just downright silly. There was too much of this stuff in 2007. 78. Ke$hit featuring 3OH!3 – Blah Blah Blah (2010)First of all, that is the most poetic and brilliant song title I have ever heard. Second of all... Awesome for so many reasons! 77. Enrique Iglesias – (I Am Not Your) Hero (Because I Suck And I'm Not As Hot As Everyone Makes Me Out To Be) (2002)Although I've always hated this crap, what made me hate this one even more is that this song was out around the time I was moving from New York to Florida, which wasn't bad enough. To make matters worse, the real estate lady who was helping us with our house in Florida was a real nutty bitch, and she happened to love this song, that just turned me off the song even more. But yeah, this song BLOWS. Speaking of songs that blow.. I never realized this was so old. It's a pretty cheesy song...who goes around offering to be someone's hero? 76. Tranny Gaga – Hategame (2009)Disco stick? Is that what they're seriously calling it now? I will say one thing about this song - this was out around a time where there was, in my opinion, a lot of great music out. Heaven & Hell, Pearl Jam, Doro, Britney Spears, Kelly Clarkson, Queensryche, the list goes on. I had this song in the "New Music" playlist on my iPod at the time and I tried really hard to like this one. When I realized it was stupid, dumb, crap about a f*cking ~disco stick~, I decided to delete it. This whore has two more songs still to come, one of them being in this set. I call mine my disco stick, and I call my set my "disco balls." I actually think this is one of GaGa's best songs. 74. Tranny Gaga – Judas (2011)First this bitch copies "Express Yourself", and now "Like A Prayer"? I also saw a still from the video that reminded me a lot of "Circus" by Britney Spears. Seriously, this is like "S&M" - an extremely LAME attempt at trying to be ~controversial~. To me this unoriginal whore is just a rehash of Madonna and a little Britney. Nobody f*cking cares anymore. FLOP! I like your comparison to "S&M" because that is exactly how I feel. 72. Pussycat Dolls featuring Busta Rhymes – Don't Cha Think This Song Is Crap? (2005)I really don't give a s**t with anyone says. I still stand by everything I called this song out for when it first came out in 2005. I couldn't stand when they were being labeled as the next Spice Girls - the Spice Girls were VERY original and had their own spice names and personalities and you knew who all of them were. Aside from Nicole Whatever I couldn't name you one skank in this group! In recent years I have grown to appreciate songs like "Stickwitu" and "Wait A Minute", and of course the one song from them that I LOVE is "I Hate This Part", but this is the one song from them that I can't listen to. You surprised me here....I SWORE you were gonna call this song "Don't Cha (Wish You Girlfriend Was a Whore Like Me)" or something like that. 71. Britney Spears featuring Ke$hit & Sicki Garbaj – (Keep On Selling Out) Till The World Ends (2011)This is the highest appearance from all three on the list. It's kind of sad when your idol from when you were a kid decides to not stay true to herself and be a little sellout and work with two of the biggest douchebags in the industry. Honestly, I think the Femme Fatale album sucks. Most of the songs sound the same to me. I see it as her Bionic - a cheap, lame attempt to sound like Lady Gaga, who I still don't understand why people want to be like her but meh. The only songs on that album I like are "Hold It Against Me", "Inside Out", "Criminal", and the ORIGINAL version of "Till The World Ends". When I first heard the original TTWE, I just thought it was okay because it reminded me too much of HIAM. Then after a few more listens I grew to really like it only to find out that a week or two ago she releases a "Femme Fatale" remix of this song with two people I can't stand?! As much as I dislike Nicki Minaj though, the absolute WORST part about this remix is Ke$hit singing the chorus. That bitch REALLY can't sing. I still love Britney, and Christina for that matter, for the music they put out from 1998-2009, and 1998-2008 respectively, however, as long as these two talented women stop using their talent by keep being Gaga clones, I am done with following their careers as well. This remix was ridiculously unnecessary. I agree with you about one thing - Nicki and Ke$ha are garbage. 61. The most infamous American Idol contestant. 62. Three songs from this Hot AC group that have the letter "F" a lot in their name. 63. One of Pink's earlier hits and one of her most well-known songs. 64. Rap song from 2005, although I don't understand why it's considered rap since there's so much whispering in this one. 65. Last Bionic album track to appear. 66. Enrique's highest appearance. 67. British whore from 2008. 68. More Slutley Skankrus crap. 69. 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Post by JessiePie on May 14, 2011 14:45:20 GMT -5
That's a good one! I wish I thought of that. 61. Correct! 62. Correct! I always forget they're a one-man band but meh. 63. Correct! 64. Right artist, wrong song 66. Right artist, wrong song. 67. Correct! 68. Right artist, wrong song. That one is still to come. |
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Post by JessiePie on May 14, 2011 14:51:44 GMT -5
70. Barry Geezerlow – Crapacabana (1978)Are you kidding me? This geezer trying to make DANCE music? And I've thought I've seen it all. This is just awful beyond belief. 69. Christina Aguilera - Desnudwhatever (2010)Actual title is "Desnudate". A lame attempt at trying to sound sexy. If you want to hear a good attempt at being sexy, check out one of my favorite tunes on her way better album, Stripped. 68. Slutley Skankrus – Fly On The Wall (2008)This skank seriously has nothing better to sing about than a fly? f*ck that. 67. Hilary Duffy – Mercy (2008)I don't know if I've ever told you guys this, but when I first heard that there was a song out called "Mercy" by an artist named Duffy, I thought it was the new Hilary Duff song and everyone was just giving her the nickname "Duffy" for some reason. I'm not kidding, that is SERIOUSLY what I believed. Then when I finally heard this overrated crap, I started wishing it WAS Hilary. Her voice sucks, the 60's are over hun. NEXT! 66. Enrique Iglesias – I Don't Like It (2010)Quite funny how a song called "I Like It" could be so bad. His worst song ever. 65. Christina Aguilera – Elastic Hate (2010)Actual title is "Elastic Love". When I first heard this awful album this particular track stood out as being shit to me, however this is ONE more song on the album that is just as bad, and I think it's more than obvious what it is. 64. David Banner – Stop (2005)Actual title is "Play". Um... I know I'm not exactly a rap expert but how is this considered ANY genre let alone rap? It's whispering! I don't care if it's supposed to fit in with the raunchy theme of this song - if you're a singer, sing, and if you're a rapper, rap. END OF STORY.  63. Pink – Not Getting The Party Started (2001)I will never understand why so many people love this song. I find it to be rather annoying. She has one more song left though that's WAY worse than this in my book. 62. Five For f*cking – Superman (It's Not Easy Sucking) / 100 Years Of Sucking / The Riddle Sucks (2001/2004/2006)I really, really, REALLY cannot stand this douche. All three of these songs are pretty much the same song, although I particularly hate "Superman" because it is extremely overplayed here, but the other two are boring crap as well. I'm just glad I haven't heard from this Daniel Powter wannabe since 2006. 61. William "How Did I Get A Record Deal?" Hung – She Doesn't Bang (2004) What else is there to say? 51. Reggaeton crap from 2004. 52. Someone who is currently on my bubbling under; had a big hit with this in 2007 for some reason. 53. 50 Cent song from 2005. 54. Ewwwww more 50 Cent?! 55. A rapper and a one hit wonder ruin an Elton John classic. 56. Someone whose only famous for being the ex-husband of a famous pop star. 57. #1 hit from 2009. 58. Indie crap from 2009. 59. The monkey singing about a girl! 60. Last Bionic track; was rumored to be the second single.
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Post by Billy Uranus on May 14, 2011 21:28:40 GMT -5
I really like Five For Fighting, but other than that I have no issue with this segment. Now for my guesses... 52. Taylor Swift - Teardrops On My Guitar 53. 50 Cent - Disco Inferno 54. 50 Cent - I Get Money 56. Kevin Federline? 57. Iyaz - Replay 58. Silversun Pickups - Panic Switch |
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Post by JessiePie on May 14, 2011 21:42:40 GMT -5
52. I don't mind that one. 53. That's actually #54. The 50 Cent song at #53 was another track from that album. 54. See #53. 56. Correct! But what song? 57. Nope but that's still to come. 58. Don't know it. |
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Post by MusicBunny on May 15, 2011 10:05:24 GMT -5
68. Slutley Skankrus – Fly On The Wall (2008)This skank seriously has nothing better to sing about than a fly? 67. Hilary Duffy – Mercy (2008)I don't know if I've ever told you guys this, but when I first heard that there was a song out called "Mercy" by an artist named Duffy, I thought it was the new Hilary Duff song and everyone was just giving her the nickname "Duffy" for some reason. I'm not kidding, that is SERIOUSLY what I believed. Then when I finally heard this overrated crap, I started wishing it WAS Hilary. Her voice sucks, the 60's are over hun. NEXT!  |
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Post by JessiePie on May 15, 2011 11:44:10 GMT -5
60. Christina Aguilera featuring Sicki Garbaj - (Who Would Want Your) Woohoo (When You're Such A Skank) (2010)The highest appearance from both Christina and Nicki to make the list. Oh man, where do I start with this crap? Well the truth is, I did like "Not Myself Tonight", and this was rumored to be the second single before the crappy album leaked. So when this came out I tried REALLY hard to like it but I couldn't. First of all, I can't stand Nicki Minaj. Second of all, the beat and the part she says "woohoo" is beyond cringeworthy. Third of all, Christina has claimed before in the past that she is an "artist." Now tell me, would an "artist", say this in their horrible excuse for a song? I'm sorry but those lyrics are f**king childish. Seriously, why are we referring to that as a "woohoo?" Are we really running out of things to call our private areas? 59. Monkeyface – Darling Nikki (Is A Whore Like Delilah, Soul Sister, Mandy, & Fuglie) (1984)What the hell is this? Why is he screaming like a lunatic in this song? The last thing I want is to be yelled at by a monkey! This crap wasn't #1 on the Filthy 15 for the lyrical content; it was #1 because it was just SO BAD! 58. La Shit - (I Am Not) Bulletproof (Because I Suck So Badly) (2009)I love shopping. I think all of you know that by now. My only turn off about shopping? HEARING SHITTY ASS MUSIC LIKE THIS. Like "Break Your Heart", for some reason I have to hear this crap every f**king time I go to the mall. Although honestly, even if I heard this song just once or twice, I'd still hate it. This is one of the stupidest songs I have ever heard. When will these indie douchebags go away? 57. Owl Crap – Fireflies (2009)This crap SERIOUSLY went to #1? Are you KIDDING ME?! I first heard this song through an old friend of mine who kept pestering me to check this song out. I did the next day on YouTube and I was shocked at how awful this was. If you want to hear a douchebag who can't sing to save his life, this is the song for you! Terrible. 56. Kevin "I'm Only Famous For Knocking Up Britney Spears" Federcrap - Popozao (2006)First of all, I actually think that song title is even more poetic and brilliant than "Blah Blah Blah". Second of all, WHY did this tool get a record deal? Was it because he left his girlfriend who was the mother of I think two of his children, to be with Britney Spears? I don't know about you, but kids or no kids, if my man left me to be with someone else, I WOULD HAVE TO f**k A BITCH UP. Okay I'm not ghetto I swear but I think you guys get the picture. But anyway, this dude doesn't even have any talent. Nobody takes him seriously. Maybe that's why this Vanilla Ice wannabe flopped so badly. 55. ODB & Macy Gray – Don't Go Breaking My Ears (2004)A few years ago John from M4B Charts Central told Bryan and I about this song and he said it was the worst song ever. So of course I had to curiously check it out. The truth is, I have heard 54 other songs that are worse than this, but it's still pretty terrible. If I was Elton John I would be insulted. ODB and Macy Gray purposely did this off-key. Why?! They sound ridiculous. I'll admit some parts it's kind of funny. But what was the point in doing such a shitty remake of this song? Was it because The Dream forced them to? Oh wait, that's Kim Kardashian. My bad. I'll rant about her later though. 54. 50 C*nt – Disco InferNO (2005)I remember someone premiering this on a radio station I used to DJ on from 2004-2006 called Variety FM in either late December 2004 or early January 2005 and I didn't get it. I still don't get it. 50 Cent blows. 53. 50 C*nt – (This Song Sucks) Just A Lil' Bit (2005)That parody title is false, actually. This song doesn't suck just a little bit, it sucks A LOT. Since nobody cares about this asswipe anymore, I fortunately haven't heard this or "Disco Inferno" in a long time, hence why they are both lower than they were in the 2006 list. At the end of the day though, both of those songs will always suck in my book. He has one more song still to come though. 52. Kat DeLuna – (What The Hell Does) Whine Up (Mean? Please Make Sense, You Whore) (2007)I REALLY hate this song. Always hated it. Can someone please count for me how many times she says "whine up" in the chorus? WE HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME, BUDDY. 51. Douchey Yankee – Gasolina (2004)My two least favorite music genres are #1) Reggaeton and #2) Reggae, so there's no denying that I would hate this crap. I know I had another song from him on my 2006 list, "Tu Principe", but that missed the list this time because I don't really remember that one, fortunately. 41. #1 hit from the 60's; my least favorite song from the decade. 42. If I was Gwen Stefani I wouldn't accept this whiner's apology. 43. British geezers from 2005. 44. The worst song of the 70's in my opinion; was released in 1977 named after a drink. 45. I actually think this one went top 20 on my chart. I really don't know what I was thinking in 2007. This is a British bitch who has slammed everyone from Cheryl Cole to Kate Moss. 46. No, we don't want to "come get it" at your shitty party you 12-year-old tool. 47. We don't want your candy either. 48. #1 U.K. hit from 2005, sung by a... FROG?! 49. 12-year-old tool, you never beat Shaq either. 50. Seven singles from who I believe is the most feminine singer in the mainstream pop industry these days (think VERY carefully about this one).
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Post by Billy Uranus on May 16, 2011 11:22:31 GMT -5
Is that the same "Darling Nikki" that Prince and Foo Fighters sing? And wow, I forgot all about "Gasolina" until now.  42. Gavin Rossdale - Love Remains the Same 44. Beach Boys 45. Lily Allen - Smile 46. Aaron Carter - Aaron's Party ;D 47. 50 Cent - Candy Shop 48. Akon - Lonely 49. Aaron Carter - How I Beat Shaq |
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Post by JessiePie on May 16, 2011 12:26:35 GMT -5
The Foo Fighters covered that?! Meh. I'm sure their version is way better. 42. I like that one 44. Nope 45. Right artist, wrong song. 46. Correct 47. Nope, that's still to come. 48. Still to come 49. Correct! |
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Post by JessiePie on May 16, 2011 12:37:50 GMT -5
50. Justina Bieber – One Time (I Tried To Be A Guy But I Failed Because I'm Such A Girl) / I'm One Less Lonely Girl / Somebody To Be A Girl With / Baby (I'm A Girl) / Eenie Meenie (Minie Mo, Whose The Most Feminine Of Them All) / U Smile (Like A Girl, So U Smile Like Me) / Never Say I'm Not A Girl Because I So Am (2009-2011)Actual titles are "One Time", "One Less Lonely Girl", "Somebody To Love", "Eenie Meenie", "U Smile", and "Never Say Never". Anyway, not only does this girl suck, but every song she has ever released sounds the same to me. I hope this girl's 15 minutes of fame end soon because she really sucks. 49. Aaron Carter – That's How I Lost To Shaq (2001)Aaron, you're a tool. You will never beat Shaq let alone be good at basketball ever. 48. Crazy Frog – Axel Flop (2005)I still want to know why this actually exists. One of the most undeserving U.K. #1's ever, definitely right up there with Amarillo, Band Aid 20, and Bob The Builder. 47. Aaron Carter – I Want Two Girlfriends (2000)Remember that whole thing with Hilary Duff and a then-hot Lindsay Lohan fighting over him? Why would one person want to date this tool, let alone two? I think I would take Justina Bieber over Aaron Carter. Oh, and this is worse than the original version of "I Want Candy", which also sucks. 46. Aaron Carter – Aaron's Lame Party (No, Let's Not Come Get It) (2000)First of all, come get what? Second of all, this is the very first song from him that I heard. I remember back in 2000 Nickelodeon sometimes played music videos and they had a music video pick thing that they did weekly where you vote on their website for your favorite video between I think three choices and the one with the most votes got played on Snick. I remember that week voting for Britney Spears's "Oops!... I Did It Again", and when I found out this won over "Oops" I was so mad! LOL. Good times. Hearing this song, however, was a bad time, and hopefully I will never have to hear this crap ever again. 45. Lily Allen – Alfie (2007)This girl is a BITCH. She has dissed everyone from Cheryl Cole to Kate Moss to Katy Perry to Susan Boyle. She's even dissed Fergie, which ordinarily I'd praise her for, but she slammed her for her trashy lyrics in "My Humps", when meanwhile, doesn't her Alright, Still album have a parental advisory sticker on it? She's one to talk about seven-year-olds listening to offensive lyrics. Wow, someone dissed Fergie and I'm actually NOT on the disser's side, who would've thought? Oh and let's not forget SHE ALSO DISSED COURTNEY LOVE WHICH MAKES HER A HUUUUUUGE HATER.  Anyway, about this song, it's stupid. Her British accent is annoying. I feel embarrassed that this crap actually went top 20 on my chart. I seriously don't know what I was thinking. 44. Jimmy Buffet – Margaritaville (1977)Crappy. Overrated. Overplayed. Geezerly. Worst song of the 70's. That is all. OH and check out this hilarious South Park clip of Cartman cursing out Jimmy Buffet! 43. Geezers – (Is This The Way To) Amarillo (2005)Actual name of these geezers are Tony Christie and Peter Kay. I remember when I was following the U.K. charts back in 2005 and this was #1 for, like, ever, and I was getting really annoyed since I HATED hearing this geezerly crap at #1 every week. WHEN WILL GEEZER DOMINATION END?! 42. Akon – Sorry (Blame It On Me And My Three Wives) (2007)For those who don't get the parody song title, Click here to read about Akon and his three wives. Anyway, this song sucks. He whines too much in it. I remember in either Spring or Summer of 2007, I heard Gwen Stefani was coming to Florida and I was thinking about going, and then I found out Akon was the opening act and decided not to go. Clearly I made the right call considering that the last thing I want is for this whiner to grind on me. EWWWWW! 41. Singing Whore – Dominique (1963)The time was SPRING 2006. I was on MSN talking to a few people from M4B Charts Central when I decided to do a broadcast on the now-defunct internet radio station, Variety FM 104. I kept asking people in the chat for requests, and someone requested this song. When that person was telling me about the Singing Nun, I had no idea who they were talking about. But then I downloaded the song and played it, and my reaction to it wasn't very pretty. It was TERRIBLE! Seriously, talk about headache-inducing crap! The entire song was her going "DOMINIQUE INIQUE INIQUE!!111" SHUT UP ALREADY YOU GEEZER. GOD. Now I'm not crazy about most 60's music to be honest but I very highly doubt there is any other song from that decade as bad as this. This was just the epitome of a mess. 31. A pop star who I used to love's lame attempt at being a slut; also the one song from her that I don't like. 32. Another song from the polygamist! This time he's singing about a certain kind of dancer. 33. The song that kicked "Amarillo" out of #1 in the U.K. 34. Came out last year; they have a new song out right now with Snoop Dogg. 35. One of the worst fathers in the entertainment industry. 36. A female rapper who has gotten arrested... 20 times?!  37. Huge hit from 2009; particularly on Hot AC. 38. This song has been a huge phenomenon this year to the point where apparently this artist is going to be working with Katy Perry! 39. An 80's alternative band who I used to like went shitty when they released this song in 2005 with a horrible new frontman. 40. A recent FLOP from a huge pop/R&B star; Abel has a hilarious nickname for her.
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Post by impractiCole on May 16, 2011 13:36:48 GMT -5
31. Christina Aguilera - Dirrty
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33. Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
34. Big Time Rush???
35. Eminem???
36. Lil Kim???
37. Jason Mraz - I'm Yours (i really f**king hate this song lmao)
38. Rebecca Black - Friday
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40. Beyonce - Run The World (Girls)
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Post by JessiePie on May 16, 2011 14:00:58 GMT -5
31. No I LOVE that song! LOL 33. No I like that one 34. They suck too but no 35. No 36. No 37. Correct! Me too 38. Correct! 40. Correct! |
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Post by impractiCole on May 16, 2011 14:11:54 GMT -5
33. Akon- Lonely
34. Far*East Movement - Like A G6
i also like Dirrty btw.
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Post by JessiePie on May 16, 2011 14:16:07 GMT -5
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Post by Gravity Happens on May 17, 2011 0:14:19 GMT -5
37. Jason Mraz - I'm Yours (i really F***ing hate this song lmao) You're definitely not alone there... I'm probably the biggest "I'm Yours" hater on this board.  |
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Post by impractiCole on May 17, 2011 2:22:31 GMT -5
^ i think if this was my list, it would be #1 as the worst song of all-time.
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