Jessica's Top 250 Worst Songs Of All-Time 2011!

[JessiePie]

Five years ago, I made a list of the top 200 worst songs of all-time, with my own commentary and everything. I didn't post it on here though, because I made this list in 2006 before Media Source was around. But anyway, some people on the forum I did post it on, M4B Charts Central, wanted me to do an updated list and I have debated whether or not to do so, but considering how much fun I had posting the 2006 list, I figured why not? Although before I get started I would like to clear up two things.

1. Anything that I write in this thread is based on my own opinion. I am not saying any of my comments are fact, nor am I doing this to intentionally offend anybody. If you like any of the songs that are on here, I'm not going to make fun of you for it or anything like that, I respect your opinion. My intention of this is just good fun.

2. If you think this entire list is going to be nothing but rap music, THINK AGAIN. Seriously there's a mix of everything on here, even rock/metal. Plus, I was reading back at the list I made in 2006 and I noticed I made a lot of big changes on the new list.

Click here to see the top 200 list from 2006!

Here are the bottom 50 songs that missed the list:

251. Blue October – Hate Me (2006)
252. James Blunt – You're Beautiful (2006)
253. Air Supply – Making Love Out Of Nothing At All (1983)
254. Air Supply – All Out Of Love (1980)
255. ABBA – The Winner Takes It All (1981)
256. Air Supply – Lost In Love (1980)
257. Foghat – Slow Ride (1976)
258. Bachman Turner Overdrive – Takin' Care Of Business (1974)
259. The Bangles – Manic Monday (1986)
260. The Bangles – Eternal Flame (1989)
261. Bad Company – Feel Like Makin' Love (1975)
262. Beach Boys – Kokomo (1988)
263. Georgia Satellites – Keep Your Hands To Yourself (1987)
264. Fabulous Thunderbirds – Tuff Enuff (1986)
265. Carolina Liar – Show Me What I'm Looking For (2009)
266. Estelle featuring Kanye West – American Boy (2008)
267. Grateful Dead – Touch Of Grey (1987)
268. Bobby McFerrin – Don't Worry, Be Happy (1988)
269. Nelly Furtado – Forca (2004)
270. George Michael – Flawless (Go To The City) (2004)
271. Britney Spears - My Prerogative (2004)
272. Black Label Society - Overlord (2010)
273. Sisqo - Thong Song (2000)
274. George Michael – An Easier Affair (2006)
275. Janet Jackson featuring Nelly – Call On Me (2006)
276. Lady Antebellum – Need You Now (2010)
277. Meat Loaf – I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) (1993)
278. Madonna featuring Lil' Wayne – Revolver (2009)
279. Lumidee – Never Leave You (Uh Oh) (2003)
280. Madonna & Prince – Love Song (1989)
281. Lipps, Inc. – Funkytown (1980)
282. Kelis – Milkshake (2004)
283. R. Kelly – Ignition (2003)
284. Enrique Iglesias – Be With You (2000)
285. Lonestar – Amazed (1999)
286. 50 Cent featuring Justin Timberlake – Ayo Technology (2007)
287. Lady Gaga – Born This Way (2011)
288. Eamon – f*ck It (I Don't Want You Back) (2004)
289. Judas Priest – Parental Guidance (1986)
290. Judas Priest – Grinder (1980)
291. Green Jelly – Three Little Pigs (1993)
292. Judas Priest – Eat Me Alive (1984)
293. Judas Priest – Living After Midnight (1980)
294. The Deele – Two Occasions (1988)
295. Black Eyed Peas – Hey Mama (2004)
296. Judas Priest – Turbo Lover (1986)
297. Judas Priest – Love Bites (1984)
298. Michael Bolton – Said I Loved You… But I Lied (1993)
299. Bloodhound Gang – The Bad Touch (2000)
300. Motley Crue - Hooligan's Holiday (1994)

[Billy Uranus]

Interesting list with some real shockers
Will post my comments in a bit

[JessiePie]

Time to start the countdown!

250. Judas Piss – You’ve Got Another Thing Comin’ (1982)
I love classic heavy metal music, as you guys know. However, I never really saw the appeal in Priest. They're great players and I respect them and all but Rob Halford's voice just annoys me, especially on this song. However, they do have some good tunes like "The Hellion/Electric Eye", "Some Heads Are Gonna Roll", and my favorite, "A Touch Of Evil". I also like the stuff they released with Tim "Ripper" Owens on vocals from the late 90's/early 2000's. This, however, sucks. I first heard this song in 2005 and found it to be repetitive crap. It wasn't until two or three years later when I found out who sang it though, LOL.

249. Chris "I'm An Abusive Douchebag" Brown – Dumb It (2005)
Meh. I just never really cared for this song. I don't know what else to say about this one to be honest.

248. Hilary Duff – With Hate (2007)
I did not get "dance-pop" Hilary. She had some good songs before this like "So Yesterday" and "Come Clean", but I felt like she was trying too hard with this one. Also, her perfume of the same name smells cheap.

247. Damn! – Wake Me Up Before You Stop Stop This Crap Crap (1984)
EWWWWWWWWWWWW GEORGE EWWFACE. This song is ANNOYING. Why can't this dude go away already?!

246. Damn! – Free-dumb (1985)
Yes, two Ewwface songs crashed out already. I think I'm going to let this photo do all the talking...



245. Avenged Douchebags – Bat Country (2006)
Don't like these guys at all, especially after the once-cool Dream Theater drummer Mike Portnoy became a girl and left DT to drum for these douchebags. I remember hearing this song a lot when it came out and I thought it was just really... noisy.

244. Club Noveau – (I Don't Want You To) Lean On Me (Because My Song Sucks) (1987)
It's weird. I like the message to this song and all about being there for people and all that good stuff, but for some reason I always found every version of this song to be rather annoying, particularly this version since I find it quite overplayed.

243. Damn! – I’m Your Whore (1986)
For those who don't know, this song is actually called "I'm Your Man" (throughout this list if my parody title isn't obvious as to what the song is, I will let you know what the actual title is to prevent confusion ) Anyway, it's Wham. It's George Ewwface. What else is there to say?

242. David Guetta featuring Rihanna the Christmas Tree – Who’s That Crackwhore (2011)
Click here to see Rihanna dressed as a Christmas tree. Anyway, I saw the video for this about a month ago and I was really creeped out by it. I don't know it's just really weird looking. Back in 2007-2008 I loved Rihanna's edgy style but now it seems like she's trying too hard. It's not just the video that freaks me out, this song itself is weird too! I don't know if it's the excessive autotune or the repetitiveness but to me this song is just really, really weird. And not in a good way.

241. Assvil Skankvigne – Trannyfriend (2007)
This girl's music has REALLY gone downhill. I loved her back in 2002 with "Complicated" and Let Go. Then in 2004 she put out what I easily think is her best album yet, Under My Skin. Then all of a sudden she puts out this cheesy crap thinking she's a 13-year-old. The chorus is kinda catchy I'll admit but aside from that, her vocals and especially the lyrics to this are just atrocious. She has two more songs still to come, including another one from The Best Damn Thing. Quite an ironic album title, huh?

[Billy Uranus]

As for the "just missed the cut" list, I can't help but LOL at how much Judas Priest is on there. ;D I'm surprised you hate "Hate Me" lol...that is one of my favorite songs of 2006.

I'm quite surprised to see "Feel Like Makin' Love" and "Slow Ride" on there as well. Those songs get a ton of airplay on classic rock radio, and I figured you would like both of them. Will Kid Rock's cover of "Feel Like Makin' Love" rank even higher?

I love "Manic Monday"...a true guilty pleasure and imo one of the best pop songs of the '80s. "Show Me What I'm Looking For" also doesn't seem hatable to me lol.

[Billy Uranus]

Apr 26, 2011 17:12:44 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

250. Judas Piss – You’ve Got Another Thing Comin’ (1982)
I love classic heavy metal music, as you guys know. However, I never really saw the appeal in Priest. They're great players and I respect them and all but Rob Halford's voice just annoys me, especially on this song. However, they do have some good tunes like "The Hellion/Electric Eye", "Some Heads Are Gonna Roll", and my favorite, "A Touch Of Evil". I also like the stuff they released with Tim "Ripper" Owens on vocals from the late 90's/early 2000's. This, however, sucks. I first heard this song in 2005 and found it to be repetitive crap. It wasn't until two or three years later when I found out who sang it though, LOL.

I love this song! ;D I was actually just thinking about it like ten minutes before I saw you posting this. Judas Piss makes me LoL though. ;D

Apr 26, 2011 17:12:44 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

249. Chris "I'm An Abusive Douchebag" Brown – Dumb It (2005)
Meh. I just never really cared for this song. I don't know what else to say about this one to be honest.

I don't hate it, but it makes sense that you do.

Apr 26, 2011 17:12:44 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

248. Hilary Duff – With Hate (2007)
I did not get "dance-pop" Hilary. She had some good songs before this like "So Yesterday" and "Come Clean", but I felt like she was trying too hard with this one. Also, her perfume of the same name smells cheap.

;D

Apr 26, 2011 17:12:44 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

247. Damn! – Wake Me Up Before You Stop Stop This Crap Crap (1984)
EWWWWWWWWWWWW GEORGE EWWFACE. This song is ANNOYING. Why can't this dude go away already?!

He's busy in bathroom stalls.

Apr 26, 2011 17:12:44 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

245. Avenged Douchebags – Bat Country (2006)
Don't like these guys at all, especially after the once-cool Dream Theater drummer Mike Portnoy became a girl and left DT to drum for these douchebags. I remember hearing this song a lot when it came out and I thought it was just really... noisy.

I love this song...may The Rev R.I.P.

Apr 26, 2011 17:12:44 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

243. Damn! – I’m Your Whore (1986)
For those who don't know, this song is actually called "I'm Your Man" (throughout this list if my parody title isn't obvious as to what the song is, I will let you know what the actual title is to prevent confusion ) Anyway, it's Wham. It's George Ewwface. What else is there to say?

Shaun Morgan listens to this while he pleasures himself.

Apr 26, 2011 17:12:44 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

242. David Guetta featuring Rihanna the Christmas Tree – Who’s That Crackwhore (2011)
Click here to see Rihanna dressed as a Christmas tree. Anyway, I saw the video for this about a month ago and I was really creeped out by it. I don't know it's just really weird looking. Back in 2007-2008 I loved Rihanna's edgy style but now it seems like she's trying too hard. It's not just the video that freaks me out, this song itself is weird too! I don't know if it's the excessive autotune or the repetitiveness but to me this song is just really, really weird. And not in a good way.

Now this is the type of song that should be on your list. And that dress is hideous but kinda cool lol.

Apr 26, 2011 17:12:44 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

241. Assvil Skankvigne – Trannyfriend (2007)
This girl's music has REALLY gone downhill. I loved her back in 2002 with "Complicated" and Let Go. Then in 2004 she put out what I easily think is her best album yet, Under My Skin. Then all of a sudden she puts out this cheesy crap thinking she's a 13-year-old. The chorus is kinda catchy I'll admit but aside from that, her vocals and especially the lyrics to this are just atrocious. She has two more songs still to come, including another one from The Best Damn Thing. Quite an ironic album title, huh?

;D LOL, you're cooking everyone here. I don't hate this song but it was pretty annoying.

[JessiePie]

Apr 26, 2011 17:33:05 GMT -5 Billy Uranus said:

I'm quite surprised to see "Feel Like Makin' Love" and "Slow Ride" on there as well. Those songs get a ton of airplay on classic rock radio, and I figured you would like both of them. Will Kid Rock's cover of "Feel Like Makin' Love" rank even higher?

That's why I can't stand those songs, because they're so overplayed. I don't think I've ever heard Kid Rock's cover of "Feel Like Makin' Love" actually, however, "All Summer Long" is definitely still to come.

[JessiePie]

Apr 26, 2011 17:38:40 GMT -5 Billy Uranus said:

He's busy in bathroom stalls.

LMAO

Shaun Morgan listens to this while he pleasures himself.

LOL really?

[Billy Uranus]

^Probably not, but I love making those jokes. ;D Ever since Seether covered a Whammmmmm song, I just can't let it go.

Apr 26, 2011 17:38:50 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

I don't think I've ever heard Kid Rock's cover of "Feel Like Makin' Love"

It was the lead single to his 2003 album, and it flopped so hard that it made "Born Free" look like...

Apr 26, 2011 17:38:50 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

All Summer Long

[- `J0EL™]

#271 & #255 are amazing tbqh.

[JessiePie]

240. Hilary Duff – Beat Of My Repetitiveness (2005)
Her highest song on the list. I remember when I first heard this. This has to have one of the most repetitive choruses I have ever heard. Also, the video for this is a huge rip off of Liz Phair's "Why Can't I?" video.

239. Eminem – (When I Hear This Song I) Just Lose It (Because It Really Sucks) (2004)
I may have grown to appreciate Eminem more in recent years, but this song still blows to me. He has two other songs still to come.

238. Michael Boring – How Am I Supposed To Live Without Your Crappy Music (1990)
I think the name I gave him says it all. He has one more song still to come, and I think the people who saw the old list will easily figure out what it is.

237. The Bangles – (Who The Hell Wants To) Walk Like An Egyptian (1986)
Honestly I always thought this song was stupid. Seriously, who wants to walk like an Egyptian? OMG WALKING LIKE AN EGYPTIAN IS MY LIFE ASPIRATION!!11 The dance for this was really silly and usually I like silly, cheesy, fun, 80's pop songs, however, this isn't one of those cases. This sucks.

236. Beyonce' – Single Ladies (Take The Ring Off It) (2008)
I remember this and "If I Were A Boy" came out, like, the same day. I listened to IIWAB first and I really liked it. Then I listened to this and I was like, "what the hell is this?" The beginning part where she says "All the single ladies" 98 times annoyed the crap out of me, as did the part where she says "If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it" 285 times. Also, what is the big deal with the video?! All it is is Beyonce' and her dancers dancing in black and white. How is that ~one of the best videos of ALL TIME!1!!1~ ? On a more positive note though, I did think what Beyonce' did that night letting Taylor Swift go back on stage was a VERY classy thing to do. Her music may have gone downhill, but she's still a class act. So props to her. Anyway though, Beyonce' still has one more song still to come, and it's not "Diva", because I've actually never heard that.

235. The Rebirth Experience – Sweet Love (1986)
The name of this artist is really Anita Baker. If you have EVER posted on Pulse Music Board, you will get The Rebirth Experience joke. The Rebirth Experience was a member on PMB who stanned over Anita Baker. A few years ago he made a forum called Soundcheck that me and James from another forum Sound Loaded (he was also on PMB too, this was back when he was "Reese" though ) spammed on one night and then immediately got permabanned. Wow, talk about digressing. LOL. Anyway about this song. Meh. It's just boring to me. I also don't like the way she goes "sweet loooooove". This song just never did anything for me.

234. Whack Eyed Peas – My Humps (Are Filled With Crystal Meth Because I'm Fergie And I'm A Meth-Addicted Whore) (2005)
Alanis Morissette did this song WAAAAAAY better. She made it sound cool and funny. Fuglie made it sound stupid and whorish, like she is. Honestly, the Whack Eyed Peas have a lot of songs still to come and I don't feel like counting them all right now.

233. Daft Punk – (I Don't Ever Want To Hear This Song) One More Time (Because It Sucks) (2001)
Like "Who's That Chick", the video for this song just freaked me out. I remember seeing this video on TV when it first came out when I was a kid and I just found it really creepy. Anime always creeped me out, except Sailor Moon and old school Pokemon. As for the song itself, it was also really weird, especially since that was like an early autotune song. I really, really, really hate autotune.

232. Lenny Krapvitz – American Woman (1999)
I would count both this and the original version here. The only reason why I didn't list the original version is because I didn't know what year it came out. But both equally suck to me. Lenny still has one more song still to come.

231. Douchebag Flight – Dead Of The Night (1982)
I don't think any of you guys will know this one. The name of the band is actually Demon Flight. They were a metal band signed onto Metal Blade records in the early 80's and released one EP in 1982. This was one of the songs on it, and this is easily one of the worst metal songs I've ever heard. The vocals are so high-pitched and annoying, quite similar to Lita Ford's ex-husband, Jim Gillette. Just an awful song in my book.

[MusicBunny]

Assville skankvigne? LOL!

[JessiePie]

230. Bad Charlotte – I Just Wanna Suck (2004)
I always thought Good Charlotte was overrated, teenage crap. However, this is actually their only song on the list. Never liked this one. I think this might've been 2005 though, I really don't care. This song is so bad I forgot the year on it.

229. Enrique Iglesias – That Ping Pong Crap (2007)
Actual title is "Do You Know (The Ping Pong Song)". Seriously, where the hell did ping pong come from? The chorus of this song he says, "Do you know what it's like loving someone whose in a rush to throw you away?" or something along those lines, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE f**k THAT HAS TO DO WITH PING PONG?! Next I suppose his next single is going to be, "Tonight (The Air Hockey Song)".

228. Jet – Are You Gonna Be My Girl (Probably Not Because We Suck) (2004)
Always thought this song was a mess. The only song from them I ever liked was "Look What You've Done". And I guess "Cold Hard Bitch" was okay. But this just sucks.

227. Baz Luhrrman – Everybody’s Free (To Record Crappy Music) (1999)
I know this one might come as a surprise since it was a pop hit in 1999, and I LOVE most pop hits from 1999. But I don't know how this crap became a hit. It's not even singing, it's talking! Baz Luhrrman, whatever kind of name that is, You're not William Shatner, buddy.

226. Jimmy Eat World – The Middle (Of Sucking) (2002)
I used to hear this ALL THE TIME when it was out. The fact that I hated this on first listen sure didn't help things but overplay made me hate this even more. Their 2005 single "Work" was way better.

225. T-Pain - Buy U A Tylenol (2007)
Because I need one every time I hear a T-Pain song. He has two more headache-inducing songs left, including one where he's a featured artist.

224. Lil’ Payne featuring Bobby Valentino – Mrs. Officer (Should’ve Kept Me In Jail Longer) (2008)
Yes, a Lil' Wayne song only at #224. Seriously this guy has what is quite possibly the most annoying voice I have ever heard. This one isn't AS bad as his other singles, but it still sucks, therefore, it is #224 on my list.

223. Lil’ Jon & The Eastside Boyz – (I Don’t Want You To) Snap Yo Fingers (Because You’re Screaming Too Much And It’s Annoying) (2006)
This is actually the only Lil' Jon song on the list. The beat itself isn't bad there is just TOO much yelling in this song. Also, eight years later and Lil' Jon's teeth still creep me out.

222. Keri Hilson – Pretty Girl Flop (2011)
Alright, here's the thing with this song. Like "Lean On Me", I like the message to this song, telling girls that they're pretty etc. But I heard this for the first time at my local Rue21 store a few months ago, and honestly, the music they play there for the most part is shit, but when this came on I was thinking to myself, "If this bitch says 'do the pretty girl rock' one more time there is going to be a problem." WE HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME. GOD.

221. Norah Jones – Don’t Know Why (I’m So Damn Boring) (2002)
There's no denying that Norah Jones is talented, however, that is no excuse to record boring music like this. I would've also put "Come Away With Me" on here as well, but at least that wasn't overplayed like this one.

UP NEXT:
220. One hit wonder from 2003.
219. One of the biggest hits from who I believe are the most overrated indie band of all-time.
218. A metal Christmas song (yes, you read that correctly).
217. A big dance hit from the late 80's/early 90's.
216. The lead single from this metal frontman's most recent solo album.
215. Someone who once had a reality show on VH1.
214. A remake of a Frank Sinatra classic.
213. A remake of a Rolling Stones classic.
212. Title track from this metal frontman's most recent solo album.
211. Someone who was once rumored to be a man.

[Billy Uranus]

I'm surpsied that you don't like "Walk Like An Egyptian". I'm not surprised that it didn't get much radio love during the days following 9/11. And LMAO @ Bad Charlotte.

Apr 27, 2011 17:39:58 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

229. Enrique Iglesias – That Ping Pong Crap (2007)
Actual title is "Do You Know (The Ping Pong Song)". Seriously, where the hell did ping pong come from? The chorus of this song he says, "Do you know what it's like loving someone whose in a rush to throw you away?" or something along those lines, CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE F*** THAT HAS TO DO WITH PING PONG?! Next I suppose his next single is going to be, "Tonight (The Air Hockey Song)".

I agree with you here. This is just your typical 21st century pop music with no meaning whatsoever. I don't know if I'd say I hate this song but I never understood it or got the point of it.

Apr 27, 2011 17:39:58 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

[228. Jet – Are You Gonna Be My Girl (Probably Not Because We Suck) (2004)
Always thought this song was a mess. The only song from them I ever liked was "Look What You've Done". And I guess "Cold Hard Bitch" was okay. But this just sucks.

Shocking choice here. I'm not too fond of the song myself, but it sounds like something you'd like. I forgot all about "Look What You've Done" until just now, but back in 2005 I loved that song.

Apr 27, 2011 17:39:58 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

[227. Baz Luhrrman – Everybody’s Free (To Record Crappy Music) (1999)
I know this one might come as a surprise since it was a pop hit in 1999, and I LOVE most pop hits from 1999. But I don't know how this crap became a hit. It's not even singing, it's talking! Baz Luhrrman, whatever kind of name that is, You're not William Shatner, buddy.

Was this a Hot AC hit? I think I know it.

Apr 27, 2011 17:39:58 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

[226. Jimmy Eat World – The Middle (Of Sucking) (2002)
I used to hear this ALL THE TIME when it was out. The fact that I hated this on first listen sure didn't help things but overplay made me hate this even more. Their 2005 single "Work" was way better.

Glad someone else sees how overrated and annoying this song is.

Apr 27, 2011 17:39:58 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

[225. T-Pain - Buy U A Tylenol (2007)
Because I need one every time I hear a T-Pain song. He has two more headache-inducing songs left, including one where he's a featured artist.

LOL! This song deserves to be on this list for helping jump-start the auto tune era.

Apr 27, 2011 17:39:58 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

[223. Lil’ Jon & The Eastside Boyz – (I Don’t Want You To) Snap Yo Fingers (Because You’re Screaming Too Much And It’s Annoying) (2006)
This is actually the only Lil' Jon song on the list. The beat itself isn't bad there is just TOO much yelling in this song. Also, eight years later and Lil' Jon's teeth still creep me out.

I love this song.

Apr 27, 2011 17:39:58 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

[221. Norah Jones – Don’t Know Why (I’m So Damn Boring) (2002)
There's no denying that Norah Jones is talented, however, that is no excuse to record boring music like this. I would've also put "Come Away With Me" on here as well, but at least that wasn't overplayed like this one.

You hate this song...almost as much as Zack. I don't really like it, but it's too boring to really induce any hatred. I'd like to think it's a meaningful song though.

[Billy Uranus]

Apr 27, 2011 17:39:58 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

UP NEXT:
220. One hit wonder from 2003.
219. One of the biggest hits from who I believe are the most overrated indie band of all-time.
218. A metal Christmas song (yes, you read that correctly).
217. A big dance hit from the late 80's/early 90's.
216. The lead single from this metal frontman's most recent solo album.
215. Someone who once had a reality show on VH1.
214. A remake of a Frank Sinatra classic.
213. A remake of a Rolling Stones classic.
212. Title track from this metal frontman's most recent solo album.
211. Someone who was once rumored to be a man.

Time to play the game!!

220. Smile Empty Soul - Bottom Of a Bottle
219. White Stripes - Icky Thump
218. Tenacious D - I Want
217. Janet Jackson - Black Cat
215. Flava Flav
211. Ciara - 1, 2, Step
212. Halford - Made Of Metal

[JessiePie]

I don't know if "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)" made Hot AC but it definitely made the pop charts.

Apr 27, 2011 20:38:29 GMT -5 Billy Uranus said:

220. Smile Empty Soul - Bottom Of a Bottle
219. White Stripes - Icky Thump
218. Tenacious D - I Want
217. Janet Jackson - Black Cat
215. Flava Flav
211. Ciara - 1, 2, Step
212. Halford - Made Of Metal

220. Don't know it.
219. I don't like them but I don't remember that song.
218. I like Tenacious D.
217. I like that song.
215. I like Public Enemy.
211. Right artist, wrong song.
212. Correct!

[JessiePie]

220. Fountains Of Payne – Stacy's Mom (Is A Hooker) (2003)
NEVER saw the big deal with this song. It was on VH1 all the time when it was out and I thought it was cheese. This is coming from someone who, during that time, loved Hilary Duff. That is beside the point though. The point is, this sucks, and Stacy's Mom is a whore. To me the only good thing about this song is the very end of the video when they parody the bikini scene in Fast Times At Ridgemont High.

219. Coldstop – Cocks (2003)
More 2003 crap! This has to be not only be the most overrated indie band ever (although some of you might not consider them indie but meh ), but also one of, if not, the most overrated band EVER in my book. Even before they got huge with this song, I thought they sucked. These overratedheads have two more songs on this list. I'd also like to add that Chris Martin is a douchebag. The only thing he's ever done that I liked was his 2006 duet with R.E.M. frontman Michael Stipe - "In The Sun".

218. Halford – (I Don't Want To) Get Into The Spirit (Because You're Being Annoying About It) (2009)
I remember when the Halford Christmas album came out in 2009 and Eddie Trunk wouldn't shut up about it. He particularly played this track a lot. Metal and Christmas music can work (see: Twisted Sister & Lita Ford's "I'll Be Home For Christmas", Dio's "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen", Doro's "O Christmas Tree"), however, this does not work, with the annoying vocals from the Judas Priest frontman.

217. Not A Dee-Lite – Groove Is Not In The Heart (1990)
I love 90's dance music, but I always found this one to be... a mess. The vocals, the music, the random noises in the song. One of the few 90's pop hits that I can think of that I don't like.

216. Halford – The Mower (Is Such A Stupid Title For A Song That I Can't Even Think Of A Good Parody Title) (2010)
When you are naming your song "The Mower", that's when you know you've run out of things to write about.

215. Brooke Hogan featuring Paul Wall – (Nobody Cares) About Us (2006)
I tried REALLY hard to like this song when it first came out, especially since I loved her 2004 single, "Everything To Me". But I didn't like it, mainly because of the very generic beat. I didn't care for her vocals or Paul Wall's rap on this either. "For A Moment" wasn't bad though, but ETM was better.

214. Geoff “I'm Bald Now” Tate – Summerwind (2011)
For those who don't know, Geoff Tate is the frontman for progressive metal band Queensryche, most well-known for their early 90's smash, "Silent Lucidity", which, by the way, is one of my least favorite songs from them. Some of their other well-known, better songs include "Empire", "Anybody Listening?", "Jet City Woman", "I Don't Believe In Love", "Walk In The Shadows", and my favorite, "Eyes Of A Stranger". Queensryche are one of my favorite metal bands and their 1988 album, Operation: Mindcrime, is one of my favorite albums from the genre. Also, if you have seen any photos or videos of Queensryche from the late 80's and early 90's, you will notice that Geoff Tate was very, very, hot. Last year I found out they were doing some stupid "Queensryche Cabaret" tour with dancers and people dressed up as mouses (Tate actually said that!) and sh*t like that, which wasn't bad enough. To make things even worse, the once-gorgeous dude SHAVED HIS HEAD!!!! I have then & now photos below. But let me continue. A few months ago Eddie Trunk played this song from a new metal tribute album to Frank Sinatra. First of all, that is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. Second of all, this is a mess. When I listen to Geoff Tate I don't want to hear big band music I want to hear something less geezerly. Hopefully the next Queensryche album is nothing like this.



213. Dee Snider – (Why Should I) Paint It Black (When You're Recording A Terrible Song About It?) (2010)
This is from another sh*tty metal compilation album, only this one was from last year rather than a brand new one. Around this time last year, Eddie Trunk played this on his show, and I had no idea what it was. Well, I know it was a Rolling Stones cover. But I never heard it before and it sounded like Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider, but I wasn't sure. All I knew was that it was terrible. The name of the metal compilation is Harder & Heavier: 60's British Invasion Goes Metal. I unfortunately had the chance to win this crap twice - the first time when I won Eddie Trunk's "Underground Classic" last August, and the second time in November. One of the copies, I gave to my brother and he threw out. The other I am using as a coaster.



212. Halford – Made Of Crappy Music (2010)
KP was right! Actual title is "Made Of Metal". Judas Priest may have had only one song on the list, but this is frontman Rob Halford's third and final appearance on the list with his solo band. This song has one of the worst intros I have ever heard. I guess it improves a tad bit from there but it's still crappy enough to be #212 on my worst songs list.

211. Ciara featuring Justin Timberlake – Hate, Flop, Crappy (2009)
Actual title is "Love, Sex, Magic". The first time I heard this song, I wasn't sure what to think of it. But this is one of those songs where, the more I heard it, the more I disliked it. Justin's part wasn't that bad but I was never really into Ciara. She has a few songs that are just okay but the only one I really liked was "1, 2, Step". Also, Ciara has one more song on this list.

201. Another sh*tty metal remake, this time from 2004 and NOT on a metal compilation album.
202. A band who, for some reason, think a lumberjack is an instrument.
203. A guy who CLEARLY learned his lesson after his 285 DUI arrests.
204. A song that I fully believe was written about Prince.
205. Another sh*tty indie band, they're frontman slammed Green Day a couple years ago.
206. The song that was, in a way, responsible for introducing me to Britney Spears.
207. The worst song ever recorded about a specific year (I know that's obvious but meh )
208. Another sh*tty song from the same artist as #203.
209. A flop "comeback" single from an artist who is still popular today.
210. I think they're from Wales?

[Billy Uranus]

Apr 28, 2011 7:57:03 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

220. Fountains Of Payne – Stacy's Mom (Is A Hooker) (2003)
NEVER saw the big deal with this song. It was on VH1 all the time when it was out and I thought it was cheese. This is coming from someone who, during that time, loved Hilary Duff. That is beside the point though. The point is, this sucks, and Stacy's Mom is a whore. To me the only good thing about this song is the very end of the video when they parody the bikini scene in Fast Times At Ridgemont High.

I've always liked this song personally, but I can see how hateable it is too.

Apr 28, 2011 7:57:03 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

219. Coldstop – Cocks (2003)
More 2003 crap! This has to be not only be the most overrated indie band ever (although some of you might not consider them indie but meh ), but also one of, if not, the most overrated band EVER in my book. Even before they got huge with this song, I thought they sucked. These overratedheads have two more songs on this list. I'd also like to add that Chris Martin is a douchebag. The only thing he's ever done that I liked was his 2006 duet with R.E.M. frontman Michael Stipe - "In The Sun".

You've got one thing right...Chris Martin truly is a douchebag. ;D This song is just plain boring to me.

Apr 28, 2011 7:57:03 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

[217. Not A Dee-Lite – Groove Is Not In The Heart (1990)
I love 90's dance music, but I always found this one to be... a mess. The vocals, the music, the random noises in the song. One of the few 90's pop hits that I can think of that I don't like.

I never cared for this one myself.

Apr 28, 2011 7:57:03 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

[216. Halford – The Mower (Is Such A Stupid Title For A Song That I Can't Even Think Of A Good Parody Title) (2010)
When you are naming your song "The Mower", that's when you know you've run out of things to write about.

Is it worst than Jackyl actually using a chainsaw as an instrument?

Apr 28, 2011 7:57:03 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

[215. Brooke Hogan featuring Paul Wall – (Nobody Cares) About Us (2006)
I tried REALLY hard to like this song when it first came out, especially since I loved her 2004 single, "Everything To Me". But I didn't like it, mainly because of the very generic beat. I didn't care for her vocals or Paul Wall's rap on this either. "For A Moment" wasn't bad though, but ETM was better.

This was pretty cheesy, just like her father.

Apr 28, 2011 7:57:03 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

[214. Geoff “I'm Bald Now” Tate – Summerwind (2011)
For those who don't know, Geoff Tate is the frontman for progressive metal band Queensryche, most well-known for their early 90's smash, "Silent Lucidity", which, by the way, is one of my least favorite songs from them. Some of their other well-known, better songs include "Empire", "Anybody Listening?", "Jet City Woman", "I Don't Believe In Love", "Walk In The Shadows", and my favorite, "Eyes Of A Stranger". Queensryche are one of my favorite metal bands and their 1988 album, Operation: Mindcrime, is one of my favorite albums from the genre. Also, if you have seen any photos or videos of Queensryche from the late 80's and early 90's, you will notice that Geoff Tate was very, very, hot. Last year I found out they were doing some stupid "Queensryche Cabaret" tour with dancers and people dressed up as mouses (Tate actually said that!) and sh*t like that, which wasn't bad enough. To make things even worse, the once-gorgeous dude SHAVED HIS HEAD!!!! I have then & now photos below. But let me continue. A few months ago Eddie Trunk played this song from a new metal tribute album to Frank Sinatra. First of all, that is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. Second of all, this is a mess. When I listen to Geoff Tate I don't want to hear big band music I want to hear something less geezerly. Hopefully the next Queensryche album is nothing like this.

I don't know this song but I'm not really a fan of Queensryche. I'm pretty indifferent to them. But he went from looking like a total chick magnet to an even uglier version of Eddie K of Live.

Apr 28, 2011 7:57:03 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

213. Dee Snider – (Why Should I) Paint It Black (When You're Recording A Terrible Song About It?) (2010)
This is from another sh*tty metal compilation album, only this one was from last year rather than a brand new one. Around this time last year, Eddie Trunk played this on his show, and I had no idea what it was. Well, I know it was a Rolling Stones cover. But I never heard it before and it sounded like Twisted Sister frontman Dee Snider, but I wasn't sure. All I knew was that it was terrible. The name of the metal compilation is Harder & Heavier: 60's British Invasion Goes Metal. I unfortunately had the chance to win this crap twice - the first time when I won Eddie Trunk's "Underground Classic" last August, and the second time in November. One of the copies, I gave to my brother and he threw out. The other I am using as a coaster.

;D

Apr 28, 2011 7:57:03 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

201. Another sh*tty metal remake, this time from 2004 and NOT on a metal compilation album.
202. A band who, for some reason, think a lumberjack is an instrument.
203. A guy who CLEARLY learned his lesson after his 285 DUI arrests.
204. A song that I fully believe was written about Prince.
205. Another sh*tty indie band, they're frontman slammed Green Day a couple years ago.
206. The song that was, in a way, responsible for introducing me to Britney Spears.
207. The worst song ever recorded about a specific year (I know that's obvious but meh )
208. Another sh*tty song from the same artist as #203.
209. A flop "comeback" single from an artist who is still popular today.
210. I think they're from Wales?

My guesses:

202. Jackyl - The Lumberjack
203. Chad Kroeger & Josey Scott - Hero
204. Justin Timberlake - SexyBack
207. Bowling For Soup - 1985 (because I can't picture you hating "1979" or "1973")
209. Jennifer Lopez - On the Floor
210. Bullet For My Valentine - Scream Aim Fire

[JessiePie]

I like every song you mentioned except "The Lumberjack", which is still to come, and "Scream Aim Fire", which I've never heard.

You're right about "1979", I love that song. I don't like James Blunt but I don't remember "1973" that well, LOL.

[kevinkdc]

at this whole page. I agree with most.

[JessiePie]

210. The Darkness – I Don’t Believe In A Thing Called Love (Because The Darkness Wrote A s**tty Song About It) (2004)
Justin Hawkins has one of the crappiest voices I have ever heard. This song is overrated beyond belief. Always hated it.

209. Eminem – We Made You (Flop Because This Song Sucked) (2009)
This was a horrible "comeback" single for him. I thought it was funny when he was Bret Michaels in the video, but the beat reminded me of "Just Lose It", which already appeared on my list, and his vocals reminded me of "Ass Like That", which is still to come. I'll take "Love The Way You Lie" over this any day.

208. Vince Meal – Another Piece Of DUI Arrests (2010)
Actual title is "Another Piece Of Meat". Unfortunately, this is a remake of my favorite Scorpions song. This once-cool Motley Crue frontman is now a fat alcoholic who still drinks and drive even though he killed Razzle from Hanoi Rocks in 1984 because of it. Did I also mention that he F***ing ruined this song? I much prefer his solo single from the 90's, "Sister Of Pain", especially since I won Eddie Trunk's "Underground Classic" for the first time with that song.

207. Monkeyface – 1999 (Was A Good Year, Why Did This Monkey Have To Ruin It?) (1983)
THE FIRST PRINCE SONG TO MAKE THE LIST! I was debating whether to call him Princess or Monkeyface for this list, but considering I called him Princess last time I figured this time he will be Monkeyface. For those who don't know, I think Prince looks like a monkey, therefore, he is Monkeyface. But anyway, do I really need to go on and on about how I can't stand this dude? He is quite possibly my least favorite artist of all-time, with Lil' Wayne in a VERY close second and Miley Cyrus in a VERY close third. As for the song itself, it sucks and it's overplayed. The end.

206. Lenny Krapvitz – (I Don’t Want To) Fly Away (With You Because Your Song Is Crap) (1998)
I have hated this song ever since it first came out. I remember one day, I was off from school, and this was back when VH1 and MTV played music videos in the afternoon. Both channels kept playing the video for this and I always had to change the channel because I couldn't stand this song! I even went as far as to mute the very end of the video that they just played so if "Fly Away" came on, I wouldn't have to hear the intro, I'd just see Lenny and know to change the channel. Anyway KIND OF off topic, but that same day, at one point I turned on MTV and caught the tail end of Britney Spears's "...Baby One More Time" video. It was the first time I ever heard that song, I didn't even know who it was or anything. But I was immediately hooked. About a minute or two into the song and I was singing along! It wasn't until shortly after that when I found out that it was a new singer named Britney Spears, and that was when my love for her began. But enough about BOMT, this is a worst songs list. The point is, "...Baby One More Time" rules, and "Fly Away" blows.

205. The Killers – (No, I Don’t Want To Feel Your) Bones (2006)
Honestly, I know a lot of people are going to ~disagree~ with this choice, but honestly, I never saw the appeal in The Killers. I tried SO hard to like "Somebody Told Me" and "Mr. Brightside", but I didn't think either were that great (neither made the list though; this is their only appearance). The only songs from them I like are "All These Things That I've Done" and "When You Were Young". I guess "Smile Like You Mean It" is alright too but anyway let's get back to "Bones". I don't see the big deal with this song, and honestly to this day I have no idea why I charted this. It only got to like #27 though.

204. George Ewwface – Prince (1988)
Actual title is "Monkey". This song is just stupid. "Do you love the monkey or do you love me?" Seriously? I would love a pile of mud before I love Prince or George Michael.

203. Vince Meal – He’s A DUI Whore (2010)
Actual title is "He's A Whore", and it is a Cheap Trick cover. This sucks but it's kind of funny at the same time. Especially the part where he starts shouting, "I'M A WHOOOOORE!!!11" Vince Meal the fatass has one more song left.

202. Jackass - Down On Me (1992)
Actual band is Jackyl. These guys are just plain crap. I have more to say but I would rather save that for when "The Lumberjack" appears on the list.

201. Gene Simmons – (I Am Not The) Firestarter (Because I Am A Money Whore) (2004)
Yes, the bassist from Kiss covered The Prodigy. This has to be one of the s**ttiest remakes I've ever heard. Actually, the entire Asshole album is s**t. I know this because an old friend of mine made me listen to it once. It was not fun. Gene has one more song left, however, it is actually from a different album.

191. A band I used to love until they sold out in 2009.
192. A band that also appeared in the set I just posted.
193. This rock band had a pop hit in the early 90's, this is another less well-known song from that same album. Obviously that is not a very good hint, so I will also tell you that they're from California.
194. Rap song that samples... Ozzy?!
195. A more recent pop smash.
196. "I'd love to see you naked baby" - guess the lyrics.
197. Rap song from summer 2005. I really struggled to think of a good hint for this one.
198. First song from this unoriginal whore to make the list.
199. The first of two appearances from this Tennessee band; this was also a #1 pop hit.
200. 90's rednecks... literally!

[JessiePie]

TOP 200 TIME!

200. Rednex - Cotton Eyed Joe (Is A Douchebag) (1995)
You guys should know that I love my 90's novelty songs. "Barbie Girl", "Macarena", "Rico Suave", the list goes on. But what the hell is this?! Are you seriously mixing dance with country? Also, you know you're going to be labeled sh*t in my book when you name your group Rednex. This song is just a mess.

199. Kings Of Annoyingness – (I Need To) Use Somebody (That Will Improve My Boring Music) (2009)
I don't see the big deal with these guys. I don't like the singer's voice, and I'm sick of hearing this and another song of theirs that is still to come every two seconds. Also, did I mention how much this song bored me?

198. Tranny Gaga – Alejandro (Is Also A Douchebag) (2010)
The first song from this overrated, talentless, wannabe, unoriginal crackwhore to appear on this list. I know I've said it before, but I'm going to say it again. Just because you cake on your make-up like a clown, attend award shows dressed as the solar system, meat, eggs, etc., and pretend to bleed on stage does not make you "original." Christina Aguilera did the clown look first, and Alice Cooper did the bleeding on stage thing first. Also, if you go to award shows dressed as the solar system, you're not original, you're just f*cking ridiculous. She may have good music taste (apparently she's a fan of a lot of bands I like such as Iron Maiden, Saxon, and of course Alice Cooper because she obviously copied him), but that doesn't make her immune from being sh*t to me. This wannabe seems to have it in her head that she's going to be the next Madonna. She's going to be the next Madonna when Corey Clark becomes the next Michael Jackson. But enough about Tranny Gaga, onto the song itself. It's awful and repetitive. As you can tell I really don't like a ridiculous amount of receptivity in songs. Alejandro is a whore.

197. Ludacris featuring Bobby Valentino – Not Pimpin' All Over The World (2005)
The main reason why I never liked this song is because the music just never did anything for me. It sounded VERY generic to me. Ludacris is one of those rappers who I don't hate, but at the same time I'm not crazy about him. For the most part, he's meh. I like "Stand Up" though, and I guess "Saturday (Ooh! Ooh!)" or whatever it was called is alright too. This is one of two Ludacris songs that I absolutely can't stand, and the other one is still to come.

196. George Ewwface – Too Crap (1992)
The song itself sucks, but what especially makes this one so bad is the line that I mentioned where Ewwface says, "I'd love to see you naked baby." Just the thought of Ewwface saying that makes me cringe. Again, I'm going to let this photo do all the talking as to why that is.



195. Rihanna – Slutty & Moronic (2011)
I actually heard this song for the first time when it was JUST announced as the third single from her latest album, Loud. "What's My Name?" was still on the charts around this time. I hated this immediately. The part where she does, "I like it like it COME ON! COME ON!" etc. is catchy, but other than that I think this song blows. However, I think the song got even worse when the Britney Spears remix came out. Her vocals on that song were just awful; it's not the type of song she should be singing in my opinion. Honestly, I wish Britney and Rihanna would've just recorded a new song together. Also, this is Rihanna's final appearance on the list so I would like to say this in regards to her. When she first came out in 2005 with "Pon De Replay", I thought she was just going to be another female R&B artist with one hit album and then become a flop (see Ashanti, Ciara). I started to like her a LITTLE bit more in 2006 with "S.O.S.", "Unfaithful", and the underrated "We Ride". In 2007 when "Umbrella" came out, I actually hated it at first. I didn't grow to love it until around the time it peaked. Later that year, I don't remember whether I downloaded the entire Good Girl Gone Bad album or just downloaded this particular track, but I listened to the song "Rehab" and fell in love with it, and that song, along with "Disturbia" and her 2008 duet with Maroon 5, "If I Never See Your Face Again", made me grow to LOVE Rihanna. All three of those songs were #1's on my chart. I appreciated her A LOT more. Then "Russian Roulette" came out, which, in my opinion, is one of the more underrated songs EVER. To me that is easily one of her best tracks. But it seemed like after "Hard" came out, she went downhill to me. All her songs were starting to sound the same. To me "Only Girl (In The World)" and "What's My Name?" are the same song. I really wish Rihanna would go back to music like she did on Good Girl Gone Bad, because that was a great album.

194. Trick Daddy - (Don't Tell Me To) Let's Go (If You're Going To Scream At Me Like A Lunatic About It) (2005)
This would probably be good if there wasn't so much SCREAMING in it. I think the parody title I wrote for this one speaks for itself. I actually like when rap and hard rock/metal mix (see Anthrax/Public Enemy, Aerosmith/Run DMC). But to me this was a mess with way too much yelling.

193. Ugly Kid Joe – (I Don't Want To Be Your) Neighbor (If It Means You Playing This Crappy Song) (1992)
"Everything About You" sucks, but nowhere near as much as this one does. The chorus is stupid. "It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood" - who are you? Mr. Rogers?

192. Jackass - The Lumberjack (Is Not A f*cking Instrument So Stop Giving Me A Headache With It) (1992)
TALK ABOUT HEADACHE-INDUCING SONGS! With the ridiculous lumberjack solo, and frontman Jesse James Dupree's awful vocals, this equals one of the sh*ttiest hard rock songs I have EVER heard. Listen, buddy, the lumberjack is not an instrument, so stop using it on your damn song. Use a guitar or bass like a band is supposed to! f*ck this lumberjack crap. Awful.

191. Parawhore – The Only Sellouts (2010)
Considering how much I LOVED this band back in 2007 when their album, Riot!, was out, this one might come as a surprise to a lot of the people. To me, Riot! was a catchy, badass, rock/alternative album. Also, I LOVED Hayley Williams' style. Now I'm not saying I'm all for dressing like you raided a Hot Topic store, that's not my thing I swear, I like Victoria's Secret and Abercrombie and anything in the color pink. But what I mean is, I loved how she was so different from the other female artists. She didn't dress very girly, but she still looked very pretty and feminine without looking whorish like Fuglie. She also seemed like a cool girl, no dumb plastic sh*t. So when the lead single from this sh*tty album, Brand New Eyes or whatever, some crappy indie title, "Ignorance", came out in the summer of 2009, it was in the same league as the stuff from Riot!, but I still wasn't really into it, mainly because I couldn't stand the part where Hayley said, "Ignorance is your new best friend" 437 times. Then "Brick By Boring Brick" comes out which REALLY disappoints me because it was so boring. But then THIS PIECE OF sh*t comes out and this song alone has made me lost any respect that I still had for Paramore. Now they sound like your typical, sh*tty indie band. Hayley Williams "accidentally" posting a topless picture of herself on Twitter sure as hell didn't help things either; there went my love for her style. Now she's up there with Fuglie in my book. I will say this though - I know I just called them out for selling out, but I will admit I did like "Airplanes" a lot. At least that wasn't boring crap. It would be nice if these guys could do another ROCK album like Riot! again, but with that whole thing from a couple months ago with I think two band members leaving, I doubt it at this point. These douchebags are more over than Fonzie after jumping the shark.

181. Second and final appearance from a band who just appeared in the last set.
182. Um... it's T-Pain.
183. A really crappy song about a type of make-up.
184. Someone who did a song with Ja Rule, and no, it is not Ashanti.
185. A song from last year, autotuned, I mean, sung, by a solo male singer.
186. Samples Supertramp.
187. A female rapper I tried REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, hard to like.
188. Another Monkeyface song. This time with this song, he's having trouble spelling!
189. Although she is currently 26 years old, this skank somehow still believes she is thirteen, especially with this song.
190. In my opinion, the most generic pop/rock band of all time.

[- `J0EL™]

Apr 29, 2011 18:24:33 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

198. Tranny Gaga – Alejandro (Is Also A Douchebag) (2010)
The first song from this overrated, talentless, wannabe, unoriginal crackwhore to appear on this list. I know I've said it before, but I'm going to say it again. Just because you cake on your make-up like a clown, attend award shows dressed as the solar system, meat, eggs, etc., and pretend to bleed on stage does not make you "original." Christina Aguilera did the clown look first, and Alice Cooper did the bleeding on stage thing first. Also, if you go to award shows dressed as the solar system, you're not original, you're just f*cking ridiculous. She may have good music taste (apparently she's a fan of a lot of bands I like such as Iron Maiden, Saxon, and of course Alice Cooper because she obviously copied him), but that doesn't make her immune from being sh*t to me. This wannabe seems to have it in her head that she's going to be the next Madonna. She's going to be the next Madonna when Corey Clark becomes the next Michael Jackson. But enough about Tranny Gaga, onto the song itself. It's awful and repetitive. As you can tell I really don't like a ridiculous amount of receptivity in songs. Alejandro is a whore.

Beautiful.

[Billy Uranus]

Apr 29, 2011 18:24:33 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

TOP 200 TIME!

200. Rednex - Cotton Eyed Joe (Is A Douchebag) (1995)
You guys should know that I love my 90's novelty songs. "Barbie Girl", "Macarena", "Rico Suave", the list goes on. But what the hell is this?! Are you seriously mixing dance with country? Also, you know you're going to be labeled sh*t in my book when you name your group Rednex. This song is just a mess.

I have never heard this, and now I feel like I don't want to. And you have something against rednecks; I swear. ;D

Apr 29, 2011 18:24:33 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

199. Kings Of Annoyingness – (I Need To) Use Somebody (That Will Improve My Boring Music) (2009)
I don't see the big deal with these guys. I don't like the singer's voice, and I'm sick of hearing this and another song of theirs that is still to come every two seconds. Also, did I mention how much this song bored me?

I dug this tune, lol.

Apr 29, 2011 18:24:33 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

198. Tranny Gaga – Alejandro (Is Also A Douchebag) (2010)
The first song from this overrated, talentless, wannabe, unoriginal crackwhore to appear on this list. I know I've said it before, but I'm going to say it again. Just because you cake on your make-up like a clown, attend award shows dressed as the solar system, meat, eggs, etc., and pretend to bleed on stage does not make you "original." Christina Aguilera did the clown look first, and Alice Cooper did the bleeding on stage thing first. Also, if you go to award shows dressed as the solar system, you're not original, you're just f*cking ridiculous. She may have good music taste (apparently she's a fan of a lot of bands I like such as Iron Maiden, Saxon, and of course Alice Cooper because she obviously copied him), but that doesn't make her immune from being sh*t to me. This wannabe seems to have it in her head that she's going to be the next Madonna. She's going to be the next Madonna when Corey Clark becomes the next Michael Jackson. But enough about Tranny Gaga, onto the song itself. It's awful and repetitive. As you can tell I really don't like a ridiculous amount of receptivity in songs. Alejandro is a whore.

Apr 29, 2011 18:24:33 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

197. Ludacris featuring Bobby Valentino – Not Pimpin' All Over The World (2005)
The main reason why I never liked this song is because the music just never did anything for me. It sounded VERY generic to me. Ludacris is one of those rappers who I don't hate, but at the same time I'm not crazy about him. For the most part, he's meh. I like "Stand Up" though, and I guess "Saturday (Ooh! Ooh!)" or whatever it was called is alright too. This is one of two Ludacris songs that I absolutely can't stand, and the other one is still to come.

I have always liked this song.

Apr 29, 2011 18:24:33 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

195. Rihanna – Slutty & Moronic (2011)
I actually heard this song for the first time when it was JUST announced as the third single from her latest album, Loud. "What's My Name?" was still on the charts around this time. I hated this immediately. The part where she does, "I like it like it COME ON! COME ON!" etc. is catchy, but other than that I think this song blows. However, I think the song got even worse when the Britney Spears remix came out. Her vocals on that song were just awful; it's not the type of song she should be singing in my opinion. Honestly, I wish Britney and Rihanna would've just recorded a new song together. Also, this is Rihanna's final appearance on the list so I would like to say this in regards to her. When she first came out in 2005 with "Pon De Replay", I thought she was just going to be another female R&B artist with one hit album and then become a flop (see Ashanti, Ciara). I started to like her a LITTLE bit more in 2006 with "S.O.S.", "Unfaithful", and the underrated "We Ride". In 2007 when "Umbrella" came out, I actually hated it at first. I didn't grow to love it until around the time it peaked. Later that year, I don't remember whether I downloaded the entire Good Girl Gone Bad album or just downloaded this particular track, but I listened to the song "Rehab" and fell in love with it, and that song, along with "Disturbia" and her 2008 duet with Maroon 5, "If I Never See Your Face Again", made me grow to LOVE Rihanna. All three of those songs were #1's on my chart. I appreciated her A LOT more. Then "Russian Roulette" came out, which, in my opinion, is one of the more underrated songs EVER. To me that is easily one of her best tracks. But it seemed like after "Hard" came out, she went downhill to me. All her songs were starting to sound the same. To me "Only Girl (In The World)" and "What's My Name?" are the same song. I really wish Rihanna would go back to music like she did on Good Girl Gone Bad, because that was a great album.

I agree with this choice...I feel like she was trying to be shocking but failed miserably. Good analysis here.

Apr 29, 2011 18:24:33 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

192. Jackass - The Lumberjack (Is Not A f*cking Instrument So Stop Giving Me A Headache With It) (1992)
TALK ABOUT HEADACHE-INDUCING SONGS! With the ridiculous lumberjack solo, and frontman Jesse James Dupree's awful vocals, this equals one of the sh*ttiest hard rock songs I have EVER heard. Listen, buddy, the lumberjack is not an instrument, so stop using it on your damn song. Use a guitar or bass like a band is supposed to! f*ck this lumberjack crap. Awful.

It's a cocky boy's dream come true! This definitely seems like something you'd hate though.

Apr 29, 2011 18:24:33 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

191. Parawhore – The Only Sellouts (2010)
Considering how much I LOVED this band back in 2007 when their album, Riot!, was out, this one might come as a surprise to a lot of the people. To me, Riot! was a catchy, badass, rock/alternative album. Also, I LOVED Hayley Williams' style. Now I'm not saying I'm all for dressing like you raided a Hot Topic store, that's not my thing I swear, I like Victoria's Secret and Abercrombie and anything in the color pink. But what I mean is, I loved how she was so different from the other female artists. She didn't dress very girly, but she still looked very pretty and feminine without looking whorish like Fuglie. She also seemed like a cool girl, no dumb plastic sh*t. So when the lead single from this sh*tty album, Brand New Eyes or whatever, some crappy indie title, "Ignorance", came out in the summer of 2009, it was in the same league as the stuff from Riot!, but I still wasn't really into it, mainly because I couldn't stand the part where Hayley said, "Ignorance is your new best friend" 437 times. Then "Brick By Boring Brick" comes out which REALLY disappoints me because it was so boring. But then THIS PIECE OF sh*t comes out and this song alone has made me lost any respect that I still had for Paramore. Now they sound like your typical, sh*tty indie band. Hayley Williams "accidentally" posting a topless picture of herself on Twitter sure as hell didn't help things either; there went my love for her style. Now she's up there with Fuglie in my book. I will say this though - I know I just called them out for selling out, but I will admit I did like "Airplanes" a lot. At least that wasn't boring crap. It would be nice if these guys could do another ROCK album like Riot! again, but with that whole thing from a couple months ago with I think two band members leaving, I doubt it at this point. These douchebags are more over than Fonzie after jumping the shark.

I actually consider this to be one of Paramore's best songs, lol. And just because they made this song doesn't mean that suddently Hayley is a conformist and has fake boobs or whatever, lol.

Apr 29, 2011 18:24:33 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

181. Second and final appearance from a band who just appeared in the last set.
182. Um... it's T-Pain.
183. A really crappy song about a type of make-up.
184. Someone who did a song with Ja Rule, and no, it is not Ashanti.
185. A song from last year, autotuned, I mean, sung, by a solo male singer.
186. Samples Supertramp.
187. A female rapper I tried REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, hard to like.
188. Another Monkeyface song. This time with this song, he's having trouble spelling!
189. Although she is currently 26 years old, this skank somehow still believes she is thirteen, especially with this song.
190. In my opinion, the most generic pop/rock band of all time.

Guesses!

181. Kings Of Leon - Sex on Fire
182. T-Pain - Bartender
183. Lil Mama - Lipstick
185. Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart
186. Gym Class Heroes - Cupid's Chokehold
189. Avril Lavigne - What The Hell
190. Lifehouse - You And Me

[JessiePie]

181. Correct!
182. Right artist obviously But wrong song.
183. Correct!
185. No but that's still to come.
186. Correct!
189. Right artist, wrong song.
190. No, I used to love that song though until it got overplayed now I hate it.

[JessiePie]

Well, before I post this next set, I would like to give two honorable mentions to two extremely shitty songs that I somehow forgot to put on the list - "Shut Up And Let Me Go" and "That's Not My Name", both by the Ting Tongs or whatever their name was. Both are pure shit, especially the latter.

190. Nickelwhack – (My) Photograph (Sucks Because I'm Chad Kroger And I'm Ugly) / (Not) Savin' Me (From Having All My Songs Sound The Same) / (Originality Is) Far Away / (How Am I A) Rockstar (When All My Songs Sound The Same?) / If Everyone Cared (All Our Songs Wouldn't Sound The Same) / Gotta Be Unoriginal (2005-2008)
I'm sorry KP. Well, considering that all their songs sound the same, I figured I'd just count them all as one. I did leave out a few though like "How You Remind Me" and "Side Of A Bullet", both of which I like. But all these songs listed here - "Photograph", "Savin' Me", "Far Away", "Rockstar", "If Everyone Cared", and "Gotta Be Somebody" - are overrated, generic, crap.

189. Assvil Skankvigne – Ho (2007)
Actual title is "Hot". For some reason, I charted this too. I liked this song for about five seconds until I realized that like pretty much every song this 26 YEAR OLD has done since 2007, this sounds like childish teenage crap, and whatever she's done since '07 that doesn't sound like that is just a rehash of "I'm With You" (see "When You're Gone", the non-"What The Hell" songs on Goodbye Lullaby). This skank needs to grow up. Who the hell puts pink and green highlights in their hair at age 26? She looked more mature when she was a teenager!



Rihanna dresses like a Christmas tree and Avril Lavigne's hair has turned into a watermelon. Remember when singers actually had style?

188. Monkeyface – I Would Struggle 2 Spell Properly 4 U (1985)
Is this monkey really that stupid? "I Would Die 4 U"? "For" and "you" are both short, three letter words, and you couldn't spell those? If U think ur bein original bye spelin lik sh*t then U hav lost ur dam mind.

187. Sicki Garbaj – Right Thru My sh*ttiness (2010)
As I said in my hint, I have tried REALLY, REALLY, REALLY hard to like this whore. I have a lot of friends who love her, so I listened to some of her songs more than once actually. But I can't like her. Something about her voice just bothers the crap out of me. Also, what the hell is with that pink wig? She's like the one person who makes the color pink look ridiculous. This is the first of five appearances from her on the list, although she is a featuring artist on two of them.

186. Gym Class Villians – Cupid's Crackwhore (2007)
This dude's vocals remind me of the singer from Fall Out Boy, which is bad. The song samples "Breakfast In America" by Supertramp, which is also bad. You do the math.

185. Jason DeRulo – Ridin' Solo (Because I Suck) (2010)
How does this song sound any different from everything else that is released to pop today? If anyone can give me a good answer to that I will gladly remove this from the list. But until then, Jason DeRulo = Jason DeUnoriginal in my book.

184. Christian Millian – (I Don't Want You To) Dip It Low (Because You're A Whore) (2004)
I loved "AM To PM", however, this song just sucked. I really don't know what else to say about this one, I just simply f*cking hated it.

183. Lil' Mama – (Your) Lip Gloss (Is Not Poppin' Because You Suck And You Worked With Assvil) (2007)
I cannot STAND to the beat to this. Also, what the hell does "my lip gloss is poppin'" mean? Seriously.

182. T-Pain - I'm Still Sprung (At How Much This Song Sucks) (2005)
When I did my first worst songs list back in 2006, this appeared on the list, and my parody title for it was, "I'm Sprung (At How Much This Song Sucks)", having no idea what the term "sprung" meant. Sebastian from M4B Charts Central then told me, either on MSN or in that thread, I forgot which, that sprung meant being turned on and I felt pretty silly after that since I basically wrote that I was turned on by how much the song sucked. I thought it was funny though so I figured I'd write it again, LOL. Oh yeah, back to the song, this blows. Too much auto-tune. NEXT!

181. Kings Of Annoyingness – Sex Not On Fire (2009)
I really, really, really don't like indie music.

171. Another Ewwface song. This was one of the tracks from his biggest album. Please don't say "Father Figure" because I actually don't mind that one.
172. Prince and George Michael have already made appearances on the list. After them, this is my next least favorite act of the 80's.
173. #1 hit from 1981. EWWWWWWW GEEZERS
174. Hot Rihanna remake!
175. Hot Black Sabbath remake! And from the same group as #174.
176. From an iPod commercial.
177. #1 pop hit from 2008.
178. One of the most well-known bands from the "emo" scene.
179. Rap song from fall 2006. I'm struggling for a good hint on this one too.
180. One hit wonders from 1987.