Jessica's Top 250 Worst Songs Of All-Time 2011!

[JessiePie]

180. Los Lobos – La Bamba (I'm Not Even Going To Comment Or Mess With That Title) (1987)
I don't like either version of this song, but I dislike this one more since it's more overplayed. Never saw the big deal with this one.

179. Ludacris – (I Am Not A) Money Maker (Anymore Because I Don't Remember The Last Time I Had A Hit) (2006)
The chorus of this song particularly annoyed me. This is his highest appearance on the list.

178. My Chemical No-mance – Teenagers (May Scare The Living sh*t Out Of You, But Not As Much As This Song Scares The Living sh*t Out Of Me) (2007)
UGH. I cannot STAND this song. The chorus is the worst where he's f*cking screaming about teenagers scaring the living sh*t out of him. And you think you're doing a better job by scaring me with your horrible screaming?! "Helena" and "The Ghost Of You" were cool, but other than that screw these emo crackwhores.

177. Sara Bareilles – Hate Song (2008)
I thought this song was alright at first but thanks to overplay I now hate this one and that's probably going to be permanent.

176. The Caesars – (Why Should I) Jerk It Out (When Nobody Knows Who You Douchebags Are?) (2005)
These dudes were one hit wonders for a reason. I always hated a lot of the songs on the iPod commercials and this one was no exception.

175. Jonass Sisters – (I Get) Paranoid (Listening To The Radio Because If The Jonass Sisters Come On My Ears Will Bleed) (2009)
No.

174. Jonass Sisters– S.O.S. (Stupid Overrated sh*t) (2007)
No again.

173. Crapstopher Cross – Arthur's Theme (The Most Geezerly That You Can Do) (1981)
Yup, you guessed it!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW






GEEZERS

172. Culture Crap – Karma Crapmeleon / Do You Really Want To Hurt Me (Yes, I Do) / Time (Crap Of The Heart) / (Don't) Miss Me Blind (Because I Suck) / It's A Miracle (That I'm No Longer Around) / I'll Tumble 4 Ya (Apparently I Can't Spell Either) / Church Of The sh*tty Culture Crap Songs (1983-1984)
Like Nickelback, I just included all their hits as one. I was planning on ranking all of them separately until I realized that all of them are pretty much the same f*cking song. If someone can tell me what the difference is between "Time (Clock Of The Heart)" and "Miss Me Blind", I will remove any song of your choice that has already appeared on this list, off it. The actual title of all these sh*tty, similar songs are "Karma Chameleon", "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me", "Time (Clock Of The Heart)", "Miss Me Blind", "It's A Miracle", "I'll Tumble 4 Ya", and "Church Of The Poison Mind".

171. George Ewwface – (I Don't Have) Faith (In You, Because You're George Ewwface And You Get Arrested Too Much) (1987)
Yes, I am posting the picture again. I have decided that I am going to post that picture once on every page, except for page three.



161. Hot Madonna/Ashlee Simpson remake from 2008!
162. Came out last year; second of many appearances for this awful group where one of their members is the biggest whore in the music industry, in my opinion.
163. Another Nicki Minaj song.
164. Oops, I lied about "Money Maker" being Ludacris's final appearance on the list. I completely forgot until just now that he's a featuring artist on this song.
165. A movie theme from the early 80's.
166. One word: Rugrats.
167. Not "PRETTY Vegas" as that won't be appearing on here for awhile, but...
168. Another song from the whore I mentioned at #162, although she is a featuring artist on this one.
169. More Nicki Minaj!
170. Had a hit in 1987 with a good song, and then had a bigger hit with this crap three years later.

[JessiePie]

170. Suzanne Vega & DNA – Tom's Diner (Gave Me Food Poisoning) (1990)
This song has one of the most pointless choruses of all-time. “Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do”? Wow, those are some amazing lyrics right there. Her 1987 single “Luka” was good, but this was just crap.

169. Sicki Garbaj – Your Hate (2010)
Not only did she make the color pink look ridiculous with her silly pink wig, but she also made an Annie Lennox classic sound like shit! Nice going, Sicki.

168. David Guetta featuring Fuglie & LMFAO – Gettin' Over Fuglie Because She's A Whore (2010)
Okay, I know I have constantly referred to songs on here as “stupid”, however, I don't think anything could top the stupidity level of this shitty ass song. First, you get two random people I barely know any songs from (Guetta's “Love Is Gone” from 2008 wasn't that bad though), and to make matters worse, also include who I believe is the biggest whore in the music industry. Fuglie is a meth-addicted whore to me. I don't care if she's played with Heart and Slash, she is a whore who has to get a facelift every few months because she was so f*cked up on meth.

167. Dirty Vegas – Days Go By (And Nobody Thinks Of This Song Because It Blows) (2002)
Seriously, does anyone other than me find this song to be utter crap? I remember when this first came out I seemed to be like the only person who hated it, everyone else loved it. I just didn't get it. His voice sounded weird. I don't know if it was auto-tuned or what. All I know is that it sucked.

166. Baha Men – Who Let This Crap Out (2000)
I remember when this first came out when I was a kid. Nickelodeon played this video all the time because it was from the Rugrats Go To Paris movie, which by the way I saw in theaters! But anyway the Rugrats movie may have been good, but I can't say the same about this shitty, overrated song. Someone seriously wrote a song about letting dogs out? So far we have on this list a songs about mowing, poppin' lip gloss, ping pong, and now letting dogs out. Are we really running out of lyrical themes? Actually though, all their songs suck since I've heard some others through Nickelodeon because around 1999-2002ish they did play videos. But clearly I had to pick this song for the worst list since this is the only one anyone, including yours truly, remembers.

165. Frank Zappa – Valley Slut (1982)
For those who don't know this song, the entire song is an annoying chorus that goes, “VALLEY GIRL! SHE'S A VALLEY GIRL!!!111” and Zappa's daughter Moon Unit talking like a teenage skank. Easily one of the stupidest songs I've ever heard. In fact I think this actually out-stupids “Gettin' Over You”.

164. Ciara featuring Ludacris – No (2005)
Actual title is “Oh”. I know I said “Money Maker” was Ludacris's last appearance, I lied. I completely forgot he was a featuring artist on this when I wrote that. Anyway, I always hated this song. What the hell kind of song title is “Oh” anyway?

163. Sicki Garbaj – (No, I Did Not) Did It On'em (2011)
Honestly, I'm trying to think of a good joke or really bitchy comment to make. But this song is just so bad I can't think of anything. The awfulness of this song just leaves me speechless.

162. Whack Eyed Peas – The Time (Fuglie Is A Dirty Whore) (2010)
Sampling “(I've Had) The Time Of My Life”? Could it get any more RANDOM than that? What sucks though is that I actually like that song and these douchebags pretty much ruined it. Have I also mentioned what a stupid whore Fuglie is? I have a story to tell you, and I know it's going to sound random at first but just read it please. I remember when I was a kid one Halloween, I was about seven or eight years old, I dressed up as an angel, and there was this local place that was doing a special Halloween karaoke thing for kids. I went up on stage, very nervous might I add, and sang “Torn” by Natalie Imbruglia. Let's see here. I was a young kid, went up on stage, had lots of stagefright, did I also mention I was a young kid? Throughout the entire performance, I did NOT piss myself. Let's now compare that to Fuglie. At the time, she was thirty years old, is supposed to be a professional performer, and I'm just going to let this oh-so infamous photo do all the talking…



Control your damn bladder, skankface.

161. Jonass Sisters – (I Am Not) Burnin' Up (For You Because You Look Like A Girl) (2008)
WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! GOD.

151. One of the biggest hits of the 80's, also one of the shittiest in my opinion.
152. The monkey singing about hair clips!
153. One hit wonders from 1983.
154. I never thought in a million years I would put this artist on a list like this, until last year when she put out one of the worst pop albums I have ever heard. This is an album track from it as I liked the singles (although this was rumored to be one).
155. The monkey singing about the band fronted by Paul Stanley!
156. A horrible remake from one of my favorite pop artists.
157. Title track from a terrible, terrible album.
158. One hit wonder from 2004.
159. Another song from the group of douchebags and the whore who can't control her bladder! This is one of their earlier hits.
160. Enya.

[Billy Uranus]

LOL, that section was hilarious. ;D I can't fully comment from here on my phone but it was a good read. I've always liked "Tom's Diner" though.

Here are my guesses:

151. U2 - With or Without You
153. Taco - Puttin' On the Ritz
157. Godsmack - Awake
158. Lostprophets - Last Train Home
159. Black Eyed Peas - Where Is the Love?
160. Enya - Only Time ;D

[JessiePie]

151. Used to like it but I hate it now because of overplay, but no.
153. No
157. Don't know it
158. Don't know it
159. I actually like that one.
160. Well...

160. Enya – (The) Only Time (I Wasn't Boring Was... Oh Wait, I've Always Been Boring) (2001)
Yup KP, it's Enya the middle-aged hag! To this day, it BAFFLES me as to why this was a pop hit. I mean, the original version is one thing, BUT EVEN THE POP REMIX IS BORING! You'd think, especially in 2001, that a pop remix would make you sound cooler but I think it is remotely impossible for this woman to be interesting. HORRIBLE!

159. Whack Eyed Peas – Don't Phunk With My Sluttiness (2005)
Can someone PLEASE tell me what the word "phunk" means? The truth is, I had a love/hate relationship with this song when it first came out. One minute I found it decent another minute I hated it. But once it got overplayed I started hating it more and more and now I find this to be a total mess. Oh, and Fuglie is still a whore with an out of control bladder.

158. Kevin Lyttle – Turn Me Off (2004)
Never saw the appeal in this song. I hate this dude's voice.

157. Christina Aguilera – (I Am Not) Bionic (2010)
As I've mentioned about fifty million times in this thread, my first worst songs list was made in June 2006. In June 2006, if you told me, "Jess, in five years you're going to revise this list and put Christina Aguilera on there," Honestly, I would've thought you were a total mental case. A lot of people were introduced to Christina through "Genie In A Bottle". My love for her goes back to f*cking "Reflection"! When the Mulan movie came out in 1998 everyone was into the 98 Degrees/Stevie Wonder song and "Reflection" was less well-known than DB Clifford. I was into "True To Your Heart", but I remember seeing the video for "Reflection" when it was out and LOVING it. I had no idea who she was but I thought she had an amazing voice. Then a year later "Genie" comes out and from 1999-2009, Christina was my favorite pop artist after Mariah Carey (although she could be considered more R&B but meh ). To me she could do no wrong. I loved EVERY song on the first album and Stripped. I didn't really like the idea of a 30's themed album, and I know a lot of people hated it, but I thought even Back To Basics was pretty good, clearly not as good as the previous two albums though. Dude, I EVEN LIKED HER CHRISTMAS ALBUM! Then for some reason in 2010 Christina decided to ruin her awesome streak and release this piece of sh*t album, which made me lose A LOT of respect for her. Unfortunately this is the first of many tracks from this awful album to appear on this list. She keeps claiming to be "original" and an "artist", meanwhile, this album SCREAMS Lady Gaga wannabe! Might I also add that this is coming from someone who defended her when everyone said she copied Gaga at the 2008 VMA's. That was just bullsh*t though, nobody even knew "Just Dance" until a month or two later. Oh, and what the f*ck is with that cover?! She looks terrible. The robot is stupid, she needs to get rid of that damn red lipstick already (we all know nobody could pull off the red lipstick look like Pat Benatar), but most importantly, WHAT IS WITH HER HAIR? IS SHE TRYING TO BE PRINCESS LEIA OR SOMETHING? GOD. Okay enough ranting, she has another song in this set and I know this is turning into an essay so I will save the rest of my ranting for the next Christina song.

156. Britney Spears - I Love Rock 'N' Roll (But Man Did I Ruin This Song (2002)
Now this is a less shocking appearance, for two reasons. #1) I have had a love/hate relationship with Britney over the years. #2) She just simply RUINED this song. As a HUGE Joan Jett fan, and as someone who has listened to her version since I was a kid, how could I not find this to be crap? Britney has two more songs left on the list. Meanwhile, Christina Aguilera has eight. Oh how the mighty have fallen...

155. Monkeyface – Piss (1986)
Okay seriously, what the f*ck is this? I swear he has the worst falsetto voice I have ever heard. I can't stand the video either, mainly because the last thing that I want to look at is a shirtless monkey. The only good thing about this song is the "act your age, not your shoe size" line.

154. Christina Aguilera – (My Idea Of) Glam (Is Caking On My Make-Up Like A Clown) (2010)
Oh yeah! I completely forgot to make fun of her clown make-up. I think this embarrassing then and now photo should prove my point...



Here we have on the left, a photo of Christina at the 2000 Grammy's looking ABSOLUTELY STUNNING. I remember seeing her win that award for best new artist and I loooved her dress. Her hair and make-up look amazing here as well. Also, as you may notice in this photo, her lips actually look NATURAL. On the right, we have a drunk photo of her from 2010, where she is wearing a really ugly blue eyeshadow with, of course, that sh*tty red lipstick SMEARED on her face.

Anyway though, this is a worst songs list, not a fashion critique, onto the song. It just sucks. What I said about "Bionic" also applies to this - it screams Lady Gaga wannabe. Who the hell would want to be like that talentless tranny anyway? Especially considering that *SPOILER* she has three songs in the top 100. *SPOILER*

153. Madness – Our House (Is Old And Ugly) (1983)
Overrated, overplayed crap.

152. Monkeyface – (Seriously, What The Hell Is A) Raspberry Beret (1985)
Well, I had a blonde moment. The monkey isn't singing about hair clips here, that's barrette. Instead, he's singing about a type of hat! Anyway though, Since when were berets fruit-flavored? I've never smelled a beret that smelled like raspberries, or any other fruit for that matter. More proof that this monkey is a jackass. I almost forgot to post this though. There is actually ONE good thing the monkey did during his career and that's throwing that stupid whore Kim Kardashian off the stage!



151. Olivia Newton-John – (Why Should I Get) Physical (When You're Being A Pain In The Ass About It?) (1982)
Considering how easily offended people got in the 80's, I am a bit surprised that this was as big a hit as it is. They wouldn't let Pat Benatar say, "stop using sex as a weapon" (I am fully convinced that song only flopped because of the title), but they would let Olivia Newton-John say, "Let's get animal"? Seriously? With or without the raunchy lyrics though, this song just sucks. It's cheesy and the chorus is just stupid. If I had a dollar for every time she said "Let's get physical" in that song I think I would be a millionaire.

141. A TERRIBLE excuse for a "supergroup" from 2006.
142. Not only do they suck, but they start fires! Not cool.
143. A popstar I like and a member of one of my least favorite groups unite.
144. FLOP movie song from last year.
145. The monkey singing about a genre of music!
146. Another Bionic album track. There is a featuring artist on this one, and it is not "Woohoo".
147. R&B hit with a one-word title from 2007.
148. A song JoJo covered.
149. Recent American Idol runner-up and, in my opinion, the biggest douchebag to come out of that show after Ryan Seacrest.
150. One hit wonders from 2004. This is more Hot AC than urban though.

[Billy Uranus]

LOL, this is hilarious. ;D I can't really argue with that Christina comparison though...did you make that yourself. And here are my guesses.

142. Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn
143. Michael Jackson and Fergie - Beat It 2008
144. Linkin Park - The Catalyst
149. Adam Lambert - Whatya want From Me
150. Los Lonley Boys - Heaven

[JessiePie]

LOL yes I made all the then & now photo's

142. Never heard
143. Never heard but it sounds like shit
144. Don't remember it
149. Right artist, wrong song
150. Correct!

[JessiePie]

150. Los Lonely Boys – (This Song Is Not) Heaven (2004)
Boring, generic, Hot AC crap. Glad we never heard from these dudes again.

149. Adam Glambert – Not For Your Entertainment (2009)
If you want to entertain me, I have an idea! f*ck off from the industry. I did not watch the American Music Awards when Glambert performed this, but the awards aired like a day or two before my family and I left for a cruise and at night there was nothing on except Showbiz Tonight. So Mike and I were watching it and THEY KEPT f*ckING TALKING ABOUT GLAMBERT'S PERFORMANCE. WE GET IT. HE KISSED A DUDE AND DID OTHER SEXUAL CRAP. NOBODY CARES. GOD. I will say this though, I thought what Glambert had to say about the performance to defend himself was hilarious - he said something along the lines is, "I'm an artist and this is how I express myself." What does kissing someone have to do with being an artist? As for the song itself, it sucks. The beat is cheap and his voice blows. NEXT!

148. Sean Kingston – Ugly Girls (2007)
Never liked this song. This dude REALLY can't sing. JoJo's version wasn't bad though.

147. J. Holiday – (I Want To Go To) Bed (When I Hear This Song Because It's Boring) (2007)
BORING #zzz# Also, will he stop saying "Imma put you to bed, bed, bed?" I heard you the first time, douchebag.

146. Christina Aguilera featuring Peaches – My Girls (Are All Skanks) (2010)
Like most of the album, this song blows. In the last set I mentioned that she looked like Princess Leia from Star Wars on her Bionic album cover. NOW I HAVE PROOF!



145. Monkeyface – Flop Life (1985)
What else is there to say about the monkey that I haven't already? I mean seriously, when is he going to retire?! What particularly bothers me about this crappy song is that it was one of the nine songs that prevented one of the greatest songs ever, "Invincible" by Pat Benatar, from going to #1 on the Hot 100. One of those other nine songs was "Freedom" by Wham!, which appeared earlier on the list.

144. Christina Aguilera - Express My Flopness (2010)
This song is a mess. I expected much better considering that this wasn't from Bionic. Also, I know how to spell "express" already, whore.

143. Britney Spears featuring Will.I.Am.s**t. - The Big Fat Bass (2011)
Britney, WHY did you have to collaborate with this dude?! This song is AWFUL. I actually find the Femme Fatale album to be rather disappointing except for a few songs, but this is easily the worst song on the album. I really hope this isn't the third single. My pack of gum can produce better music than Will.I.Am.

142. Not So Great White - Once Crap, Twice Still Crap (1989)
Actual title is "Once Bitten, Twice Shy". This song is ridiculous. The frontman, I think his name was Jack Russell, has a really crappy voice and the music to this just doesn't do anything for me. Plus, they were responsible for that fire from 2003! It baffles me that people still want to see these dudes after that. Only Great White song I like is "Lady Red Light". I guess "Save Your Love" is alright too though.

141. Flop Star Supernova – Be Yourself & Five Other Douchebags (2006)
Oh, man. I don't know where to start with this s**tty band. JULY 2006 was the time. After the Rock Star series ruined INXS by adding J.D. Whoretune into the band, I was curious to watch the second season which consisted of Gilby Clarke who played with Guns 'N' Roses and Heart for, like, two seconds, Jason Newsted who played with Metallica after their former bassist Cliff Burton passed away in 1986, and Tommy Lee from Motley Crue, all forming their own supergroup and finding a lead singer. During this time, I went insane over this beautiful woman pictured right here:



That is Patrice Pike, the person who SHOULD'VE won the show. She had it all - the powerful, badass rock voice. The gorgeous looks. I don't see the problem here. The only problem was that Gilby, Jason, and Tommy were all douchebags who didn't know what they wanted, so instead this stupid bastard with really s**tty hair pictured below won the show. I should've known after J.D.



His name is Lukas "The Stupid Bastard" Rossi. I particularly remember one week on the show he did one of my all-time favorite songs, "Celebrity Skin" by Hole, and I made this tombstone.



Anyway, what is the point of all this rambling? The point is, Rockstar Supernova are one of the s**ttiest excuses for a band I have ever heard, mainly because of the "singer", and I am not surprised whatsoever that they only released one FLOP album. I always hated this song especially. "Be Yourself & Five Other Cliches"? What the hell kind of message is that? WE CAN'T BE SIX DIFFERENT PEOPLE. GOD.

131. The only R&B hit from the 90's that I can think of that I can't stand. I also am pretty sure that there is burping in this song.
132. Generic pop hit from last year.
133. A #1 Hot 100 hit from 2005 about one of my favorite types of candy.
134. Casey Kasem: "Up next on the countdown, here's George Michael!" (think carefully when guessing this one )
135. OMG YOU SICKO. DON'T TOUCH ME.
136. Geezerly #1 hit from 1980.
137. Bill: "The category is Bar Rock!" Me: "Is it (the artist at #137)?"
138. Last song from these girls to appear on the list; released in 2008.
139. Bon Jovi's "Living In Sin" + Chingy's "Holiday Inn" = this song.
140. Last appearance from this fat, alcoholic, washed-up rockstar!

[kevinkdc]

OMFG ULTIMATE

I kinda loved bed though.

[MusicBunny]

Shocked Bionic is there..I agree most of the album is terrible, but I thought Bionic (the song) was amazing!

[Billy Uranus]

Another funny section here! I am glad that I at least guessed one right, but "Heaven" is some Hot AC crap that I have always enjoyed. And LOL @ Rock Star Supernova. ;D

Guesses:


132. Orianthi - According To You (even though I love it)
133. EL40 - Laffy Taffy
134. George Michael - I Want Your Sex
135. Divinals - I Touch Myself
136. Eddie Rabbit - I Love a Rainy Night
137. Hootie & the Blowfish - Let Her Cry
140. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls

[JessiePie]

132. Don't know it.
133. Correct but I thought their name was D4L
134. Correct!
135. I like that song
136. Nope
137. I love that song lol that hint is more of an inside joke on M4B though. I was really tired last night
140. Right artist, wrong song. I used to like that one until it got overplayed here.

[JessiePie]

140. Vince Meal – DUI's & Buffets (2010)
Actual title is "Tattoos & Tequila". His highest song on the list. This is awful. Vince Neil is like Avril Lavigne, he doesn't act his age. Vince Meal, you are not 25 years old anymore. Who the hell wants to show you all their tattoos and then drink your tequila, which probably sucks anyway? This is the result of drinking Vince Neil's tequila:



139. Gene Simmons – Being A Money Whore At The Holiday Inn (1978)
Actual title is "Living In Sin At The Holiday Inn". From his 1978 solo album. I first heard this on the 2009 edition of Eddie Trunk's yearly Kissmas special, which he has been doing since either 1991 or 1992, I forgot. This is just CHEESE. Nobody really gives a s**t if you're living in sin at the Holiday Inn, the Hampton Inn, Hilton, etc. No matter what INN you're living in sin at, nobody cares. Now go back to charging your fans $1,000 for a meet and greet.

138. Jonass Sisters – Hatebug (2008)
Three ugly girls trying to be indie. How is that NOT s**t?

137. Michael “Bar Rock” Buble – Home (Is Boring, Just Like My Music) (2005)
Alright, for those who don't get how Michael Buble is considered "bar rock", he really isn't. It's an inside joke on M4B Charts Central that goes back to a blonde moment I had during the 2005 days of M4BCC. One of the admins, Bill, sometimes hosted his own Rock 'N' Roll Jeopardy game that a few of us members participated in via MSN/Windows Live/Whatever Messenger. The three people that were playing that night were me, John (johnm1120), and Bryan (Gravity Happens), and one of the categories was "Bar Rock". I don't remember what the question was, but he gave us a hint - "Moondance". I remembered Michael Buble did that song a year before, so without thinking, I guessed Michael Buble and everyone thought I was crazy. The correct answer was Van Morrison. But anyway back to the song itself. For some reason I liked and charted this for, like, two seconds. But thanks to a ridiculous amount of overplay, and me realizing what a boring piece of crap this song is, I now hate it, and therefore, it is the 137th worst song of all-time in my book.

136. Craptian & Tennille – Don't Do That To Me One More Time (In Fact, Never Do It Again) (1980)
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW MORE GEEZERS. HORRIBLE SONG.

135. Michael Boring – Can I Touch You… Nowhere? (1995)
I've said it before, and I'll say it again...

OMG YOU SICKO. DON'T TOUCH ME.

134. George Ewwface – I Don't Want Your Sex (1987)
This is actually Ewwface's highest solo appearance on the list. I loved how when this song was charting on American Top 40, Casey Kasem wouldn't say the title, he would just be like, "At #12 this week, here's George Michael!" That's pretty much the only good thing about this song though. The song itself is stupid. Who the hell would want THIS guy's sex?



133. Douchebags 4 Life – Laffy Taffy (2005)
Actual name of this group is D4L. I actually remember the week this got to #1 and how mad me, Bry, and John were. The beat to this song sounds straight out of an 80's video game, and the lyrics are cheesier than Jesse McCartney's entire career. Let's take a look, shall we?

I'm lookin fa Mrs. Bubble Gum
I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick
I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh)
Cuz you so thick
Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher (Oh)
Cuz I stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time
(Oh my god!)
Gurl dis ain't no dance flo'
Dis a candy sto'
And I'm really geeked up
And I got mo' dro
I pop, I roll
It's soft I know
It's da summer time
But yo laffy taffy got me froze (oh)
Gone get loose (oh)
Gone get low (oh)
don't be shy
Hoe I'm Faybo? (oh)
I kno' you wanna ride
You a star and it shows
(What's happening? What's up? What's up? Let's go, let's go, let's go)

That's poetry right there.

132. Taio Cruz – Break Your Ears (2010)
EVERY f*ckING STORE I go to in the mall, they play this damn song! If I didn't have to hear this so much I might be able to tolerate it a little more but EVERY STORE has to play this song!!! YOU'RE ONLY GONNA BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK BREAK MY HEART. WE GET IT. NOW GO AWAY. GOD.

131. Ginuwine – The Burp Song (1996)
Actual title is "Pony". Now, I LOVE 90's R&B music. Mary J. Blige, Monica, Brandy (I owned two of her Barbie dolls ), En Vogue, SWV, etc. But, like, what the hell is this? I am seriously fully convinced that the background noise in this song is burping. WHY are burps being included in this song? That is nasty. If that is unacceptable at the dinner table, what makes you think it's acceptable in a song?! AWFUL.

121. Whore from High School Musical.
122. A rapper who thinks we can't S.P.E.L.L.
123. Geezerly #1 hit from late 1980. (not Kenny Rogers)
124. Geezerly #1 hit from early 1980. (still not Kenny Rogers)
125. One of the biggest hits of 2009, which unfortunately includes vocals from a whore.
126. Indie douchebags from 2004 that people probably forgot about.
127. HUGE hit from late 2003-early 2004.
128. 1983 hit from the monkey!
129. A really boring #1 hit from 1986.
130. The monkey singing about cars!

[MusicBunny]

The burping drives me crazy too! I don't mind the baby crying in that aaliayh song though..

[Billy Uranus]

LoL, I almost did guess "Tattoos & Tequila". I should've gone with that. On TMZ I saw that Vince Meal has a tattoo on his leg that says "whore island" and the girl he was with seemed PROUD. And I for one do not want any touching or sex with the man you call Monkeyface. ;D
But

I wonder what's worse; his sex or #132?

Here are my better guesses:

121. Vanessa Hudgens - Shoes
122. Webbie - Independent (smash #2 hit on my chart)
125. Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow
126. float on - modest
mmouse
127. OutKast - The Way You Move
129. Cutting Board - I just Died in Your Arms

[Atlantaboy]

May 7, 2011 16:35:46 GMT -5 Billy Uranus said:

129. Cutting Board - I just Died in Your Arms

Lol KP you mean Cutting Crew ;D

So here's some guesses...

122. Something by Notorious B. I. G. - Mo Money Mo Problems?
123. Love On The Rocks by Neil Diamond (I used popradiotop20 lol)
124. Longer by Dan Fogelberg (also used popradiotop20!!)
125. Right Round by Flo Rida feat Kesha or Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas
126. Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz
127. Hey Ya! by Outkast
129. There were so many boring songs from 1986 I couldn't decide on one lol

[JessiePie]

May 7, 2011 16:35:46 GMT -5 Billy Uranus said:

LoL, I almost did guess "Tattoos & Tequila". I should've gone with that. On TMZ I saw that Vince Meal has a tattoo on his leg that says "whore island" and the girl he was with seemed PROUD. And I for one do not want any touching or sex with the man you call Monkeyface. ;D
But

I wonder what's worse; his sex or #132?

Here are my better guesses:

121. Vanessa Hudgens - Shoes
122. Webbie - Independent (smash #2 hit on my chart)
125. Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow
126. float on - modest
mmouse
127. OutKast - The Way You Move
129. Cutting Board - I just Died in Your Arms

I don't know when you saw that thing on TMZ but Vince and his girlfriend recently broke up and he had some domestic charge when he saw her at a comedy show or something. Vince Meal/Vince Huxtable is a mess.

121. Right artist, wrong song.
122. Nope
125. Correct!
126. Correct!
127. Right artist, wrong song.
129. 1) It's Cutting Crew, 2) I like that song, 3) That went to #1 in 1987.

[JessiePie]

May 8, 2011 11:51:19 GMT -5 Atlantaboy said:

May 7, 2011 16:35:46 GMT -5 Billy Uranus said:

129. Cutting Board - I just Died in Your Arms

Lol KP you mean Cutting Crew ;D

So here's some guesses...

122. Something by Notorious B. I. G. - Mo Money Mo Problems?
123. Love On The Rocks by Neil Diamond (I used popradiotop20 lol)
124. Longer by Dan Fogelberg (also used popradiotop20!!)
125. Right Round by Flo Rida feat Kesha or Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas
126. Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz
127. Hey Ya! by Outkast
129. There were so many boring songs from 1986 I couldn't decide on one lol

122. Noooo I love Biggie and that song lol
123. Correct!
124. Correct!
125. "Boom Boom Pow" is correct; I liked "Right Round".
126. That one was just okay.
127. Correct!
129. LOL so true

[JessiePie]

May 7, 2011 12:34:18 GMT -5 MusicBunny said:

The burping drives me crazy too! I don't mind the baby crying in that aaliayh song though..

I never understood the crying in "Are You That Somebody?", but that was more tolerable to me since I really liked Aaliyah back in the day. It's not one of my favorite songs from her though.

[JessiePie]

130. Monkeyface – Little Red Crapvette (1983)
A Prince song so bad even the biggest fan of his I know hates it.

129. Dionne Warwick – That's What Enemies Are For (1986)
You know, I'm all for friendship and being there for each other and all that good crap, but do you have to be such a BOREFEST about it? My Mom has a Dionne Warwick Greatest Hits album and she used to play this song all the time and I always thought it was crap. Easily one of the most boring #1's of the 80's.

128. Monkeyface – Delirious (1983)
This is just CHEESE. In fact, this is cheesier than Jump 5, Dream Street. and No Secrets combined.

127. Outcast – Hey You! (Look, We're Spelling Properly For Once!) (2003)
Actual name of this group is Outkast; actual name of this song is "Hey Ya!" I always found this song is be VERY highly overrated. How the hell do you "shake it like a Polaroid picture" anyway?

126. Moron Mouse – Float On (2004)
Does anyone remember this stupid crap as much as I do? I remember VH1 played this video a lot and I thought it was really dumb. Glad we never heard from these guys again.

125. Whack Eyed Peas – Boom Boom Crap (2009)
This song is s**t, the title is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard, and clearly Fuglie is running out of things to say when that whore says things like "2000-late" in the song. Speaking of Fuglie, she joins Geoff Tate, Avril Lavigne, and Christina Aguilera on the list of people I made embarrassing then & now photos for!



Seriously, look at her face in those two photos. If you look at the 1984 photo from Kids Incorporated, you will see that she was an ADORABLE little kid with a really pretty face and nice hair. Then look at the second photo which I'm pretty sure is from 2008 although I could be wrong. It's more than obvious that she has gotten a facelift, her lips look faker than Regina George from Mean Girls, her nose also looks pretty fake, and if you look REALLY closely you will see this 36 year old has WRINKLES! See what drugs do to ya, kids? If you think her face actually looks the same in both photos, explain why and if I think your reasoning if valid, I will gladly edit my posts in this thread and remove all my insults about Fergie.

124. Dan Geezerberg – (This Song Seems) Longer (Than It Really Is Because It's So Boring) (1980)
This guy died a few years back so I'm actually going to be a bit lighter than I usually am because if I'm not I'll feel guilty. Basically, this is one of the most boring songs I've ever heard and it would be rather awesome if I didn't have to hear this crap ever again.

123. Neil Diamond – My Geezerly Career On The Rocks (1980)
Actual title of this song is "Love On The Rocks", and damn right your love is on the rocks when you put out boring crap like this.

122. 50 C*nt – S.H.I.T. (2003)
Actual title is "P.I.M.P." I remember when this song came out in the summer of 2003. Whenever I hung out at my then-best friend Camille's house we would have MTV on and the video for this was ALWAYS on. I always hated this and, like pretty much all his videos, the video for this was trash. I would also like to add to this that like "Laffy Taffy", I think the music to this song sounds straight out of an 80's video game.

121. Whorenessa Hudgens – Sneakernight (2008)
This is actually her only appearance on the list. This song is so bad the biggest Vanessa Hudgens fan I know hates it. The entire song is basically her going, BASICALLY WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO IS DANCE!!11 Also, what the hell kind of title is "Sneakernight" anyway? I hate sneakers, they're all ugly looking. I only wear them when I work out. She could've at least called it "High Heel Night", then there actually might've been some coolness with this song.

111. One of the worst one hit wonders from 1984.
112. Came out last year; the youngest artist to appear on this list.
113. This was this female singer's biggest hit in 1985 that is still played on the radio quite often to this day, unfortunately.
114. Ozzy Osbourne's ex-guitarist Zakk Wylde's band; a song from 2002 with excessive use of the word "OW!"
115. First Lionel Ritchie song to make the list; the year on this one is 1984.
116. Hilary Duff did a song with him on her 2002 Christmas album.
117. #1 pop hit from last year from someone who thinks it's cool to put a dollar sign in their name and wear blue lipstick like a little crackwhore.
118. EASILY the most overplayed song of 2006 in my book. It's a Hot AC song and, fortunately, a one-hit wonder.
119. First Ke$ha song to make the list; one of her more recent tunes.
120. Another Bionic track. Contains the word "hate" in the title. Look up the tracklisting online and you should easily figure that one about.

[Atlantaboy]

111. Rockwell/Somebody's Watching Me or Nena/99 Luftballons (these are completely guesses...)
112. Justin Bieber/Baby
113. Madonna/Crazy For You
114. Something by Black Label Society (used Google for that one lol)
115. Lionel Richie/Hello or All Night Long
116. Something by Li'l Romeo
117. Kesha/Tik Tok
118. Hinder/Lips Of An Angel
119. Kesha/Blow or We R Who We R
120. Christina Aguilera/I Hate Boys

[JessiePie]

111. I love the Rockwell song, I don't like Nena's song but that missed the list.
112. No he's still to come
113. I love Madonna and that song.
114. Right artist
115. "Hello" is correct; "All Night Long" missed the list since I can tolerate that one.
116. Right artist.
117. Right artist, wrong song. "Tik Tok" is alright.
118. I don't mind that one.
119. "Blow" is correct, "We R Who We R" is alright.
120. Correct!

[JessiePie]

120. Christina Aguilera – I Hate Boys (Because They Probably Listen To Crap Like This) (2010)
"I hate boys, but boys love me" - you don't expect cheesy lyrics like that from Christina Aguilera, I'm sorry.

119. Ke$hit – (This Song) Blow(s) (2011)
I think it's really cool what she did here. She wrote a song about her own song!

118. Daniel “Old” Powter – Bad Song (2006)
OH MAN DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THIS SHITFEST. Overplay didn't just kill this for me, it BRUTALLY DESTROYED IT. I liked this song when the UK & Canada got it in the summer 2005, and after this got to #1 here in 2006 it started getting REALLY heavy overplay to the point where I don't think I could ever hear this song ever again without throwing a "OMG CHANGE THE CHANNEL!" fit. Oh, did I also mention that this dude used to do coke? DRUG ADDICT. Speaking of which...

117. Ke$hit – Your Crack Is One Of My Many Drugs (2010)
Okay seriously, not only is this song shit, and not only can she not sing, but this girl SERIOUSLY looks like a druggie.



Blue lipstick? Are you f**king kidding me? She looks like she just ate a blue freeze pop. Cheap whore.

116. Lil' Nomeo – My Baby (Is A Whore) (2001)
Never liked this one. Don't we have enough songs that sample Jackson 5?

115. Lionel Bitchie - Goodbye (1984)
Actual title is "Hello". More boring 80's crap!

114. Bland Lousy Songs - Bleed For Me (2002)
Actual name of this band is Black Label Society. I love their song "Stillborn", and Zakk Wylde is a great guitarist, BUT THIS SONG SUCKS BIG TIME. The very beginning of the song starts with the word "OW!" being said 16 times in a row, and in the entire song the word is used 64 times. This song is pretty much the epitome of repetitive. Also, Zakk Wylde is another great example of someone who went from being a total hottie to a douchebag who never showers.



113. Sade - Smooth Floperator (1985)
Always found this to be EXTREMELY boring. One of the worst songs of the 80's in my book.

112. Willow Smith – (I Don't Want To) Whip My Hair (Because You're Making My Ears Bleed With Your Repetitive Crap) (2010)
I have no idea why a 9-year-old is making music, but I don't like this song at all. It's stupid. A song about whipping your hair? I suppose her next single is going to be about moving your arms? Or tapping your feet? Also, she looks like Rihanna's mini-me. I do believe this girl has talent, but clearly it wasn't used in this song. She needs to ditch the auto-tune.

111. Jump ‘N' Saddle – The Crappy Shuffle (1984)
UGH. I HATED THIS EVIL CRAP FROM DAY ONE. ONE OF THE DUMBEST SONGS IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER. EWWWWWWW.

101. Early 80's solo single from a Motown legend; written by Michael Jackson
102. EWWWWWWWWWW FEMALE GEEZER (1980)
103. EWWWWWWWWWW COUNTRY GEEZER (also 1980)
104. Skid Row?!
105. 2001 single from this Michigan douchebag.
106. Boring indie crap from 2005.
107. Ewwwface's highest appearance It's an early Wham! song
108. #2 rap hit from 2003.
109. This song is basically "Hello" by Lionel Ritchie, only worse.
110. #1 rap hit from 2007.

[Billy Uranus]

May 8, 2011 19:30:13 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

119. Ke$hit – (This Song) Blow(s) (2011)
I think it's really cool what she did here. She wrote a song about her own song!

I actually think this one is pretty tolerable. Not bad for her. But big time LOL @ Kel$hit. ;D

May 8, 2011 19:30:13 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

118. Daniel “Old” Powter – Bad Song (2006)
OH MAN DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THIS s**tFEST. Overplay didn't just kill this for me, it BRUTALLY DESTROYED IT. I liked this song when the UK & Canada got it in the summer 2005, and after this got to #1 here in 2006 it started getting REALLY heavy overplay to the point where I don't think I could ever hear this song ever again without throwing a "OMG CHANGE THE CHANNEL!" fit. Oh, did I also mention that this dude used to do coke? DRUG ADDICT. Speaking of which...

This was going to be my guess, it really was. I like it.

May 8, 2011 19:30:13 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

117. Ke$hit – Your Crack Is One Of My Many Drugs (2010)
Okay seriously, not only is this song s**t, and not only can she not sing, but this girl SERIOUSLY looks like a druggie.

I don't know what's worse; this song or the fact that people find her attractive.

May 8, 2011 19:30:13 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

114. Bland Lousy Songs - Bleed For Me (2002)
Actual name of this band is Black Label Society. I love their song "Stillborn", and Zakk Wylde is a great guitarist, BUT THIS SONG SUCKS BIG TIME. The very beginning of the song starts with the word "OW!" being said 16 times in a row, and in the entire song the word is used 64 times. This song is pretty much the epitome of repetitive. Also, Zakk Wylde is another great example of someone who went from being a total hottie to a douchebag who never showers.

He doesn't even look like the same dude. He looks like an emo kid who grew up into a biker. And I find it funny that you have never heard "Awake" by Godsmack yet know about this band.

May 8, 2011 19:30:13 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

113. Sade - Smooth Floperator (1985)
Always found this to be EXTREMELY boring. One of the worst songs of the 80's in my book.

I never cared for this either.

May 8, 2011 19:30:13 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

112. Willow Smith – (I Don't Want To) Whip My Hair (Because You're Making My Ears Bleed With Your Repetitive Crap) (2010)
I have no idea why a 9-year-old is making music, but I don't like this song at all. It's stupid. A song about whipping your hair? I suppose her next single is going to be about moving your arms? Or tapping your feet? Also, she looks like Rihanna's mini-me. I do believe this girl has talent, but clearly it wasn't used in this song. She needs to ditch the auto-tune.

Good choice.

May 8, 2011 19:30:13 GMT -5 JessiePie said:

101. Early 80's solo single from a Motown legend; written by Michael Jackson
102. EWWWWWWWWWW FEMALE GEEZER (1980)
103. EWWWWWWWWWW COUNTRY GEEZER (also 1980)
104. Skid Row?!
105. 2001 single from this Michigan douchebag.
106. Boring indie crap from 2005.
107. Ewwwface's highest appearance It's an early Wham! song
108. #2 rap hit from 2003.
109. This song is basically "Hello" by Lionel Ritchie, only worse.
110. #1 rap hit from 2007.

103. Eddie Rabbit - I Love A Rainy Night
104. Skid Row - Youth Gone Wild
105. Kid Rock - Forever
106. Coldplay - Speed Of Sound
108. Ja Rule - Mesmerise
110. Kanye West - Stronger

[JessiePie]

First of all, people actually find Ke$hit attractive? Second of all, I actually got that nickname from an M4B member named John. He HATES Ke$ha.

As for BLS, the only reason why I know about them is because of Eddie Trunk. Zakk was great in Ozzy's band but I could never get into BLS. "Stillborn" is pretty much the only song from them I like.

I like "Stronger" and "Mesmerized", and I LOVE "Youth Gone Wild". I don't care for the other songs you guessed except Kid Rock's song which I don't remember but they're incorrect.

[Billy Uranus]

A lot of guys think Ke$ha is hott because she has that slutty look to her. ;D

And I am doing terrible with these guesses so far.