Post by Gravity Happens on Jul 28, 2011 0:33:15 GMT -5
So, I'm sure you're probably wondering, what songs do I hate?
Well, I managed to actually find 300 songs that I don't like at all... and put them together into a countdown!
Disclaimer: If you are easily offended, please click away.
This list is not meant to offend those who may like some of the songs in my list. 300 Akon feat. Eminem - Smack That
The list kicks off with this huge hit from 2006. Akon's had some decent stuff throughout his career, but this got too overplayed and annoyed me - not even Eminem's parts could save it for me. Expect more from both to come. 299 Diana Ross - Muscles
Step one: Get Michael Jackson to write a song. Step two: Get Diana Ross to sing it. Thought you couldn't go wrong with two legends? Think again. Sounds like a cheap attempt to sound sexy that didn't work. 298 Tweet - Oops (Oh My)
Oops... repetitive beat, disgusting subject matter. You get the picture... 297 Melissa McClelland - You Know I Love You
What? A Canadian singer-songwriter? Truth is, while I'm not a huge fan of hers by any means, I found a few of her songs to be rather decent. This one, however, I found terminally boring. 296 50 Cent feat. Ne-Yo - Baby By Me
The only reason why this is lower than many other 50 Cent songs is because it flopped and I've mostly forgotten it. 295 Toby Keith - American Soldier
The best country songs for me are the more personal ones, those that can be easily related to. One thing I feel can go terribly wrong in country songs is politics, and this is a prime case of it. There are surely better political country songs than this! 294 Shardinay – Oh Boy
WTF is this trying to be? Next... 293 Comic Relief - Islands in The Stream
I'm not sure of the actual credit on this remake... but let's just say that Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton probably didn't take too kindly to their song being ruined like this. 292 Sam Harris - Sugar Don't Bite
Proof that, even in the 80's, winning a reality show didn't mean you'd end up doing a good song. We've seen plenty of Idols and X Factors with bad songs once they won, but truth is, things have been the same since the days of Star Search. 291 Truth Hurts feat. Rakim - Addicted
The wailing in the background really irritated me on this. 290 Ludacris - What's Your Fantasy?
No, I don't want to lick you! Disgusting lyrics, and while I don't mind several Ludacris songs, this just isn't one of them! 289 Sean Kingston - Dumb Love
More like Dumb Song! Sean, please stop stealing the melodies of ancient songs and turning them into crap. 288 Big Time Rush feat. Snoop Dogg – Boyfriend
This is one of many cases in the list of a group generally having decent songs, but when they get a hit, it happens to be the one song from them I don't like! While I did like their song "Famous", which was catchy, this one just drags on and on, and Snoop's rap really added nothing to it. Perfect case of blandness. 287 Trey Songz feat. Twista - Gotta Make It
More bland stuff, this time being a bland R&B track. Usually when I like Trey's stuff, it ends up flopping, and his big hits (which are still to come), I end up not liking! 286 Shakira feat. Lil' Wayne & Timbaland - Give It Up To Me
Cheap attempt to stay relevant here... and release a bland song to boot. Thankfully I liked her next few singles after this... as for Lil' Wayne, expect A LOT to come from him. 285 Bob The Builder - Can We Fix It?
I still can't believe HOW well this sold in the UK... but this isn't the highest kids' TV theme! 284 Asher Roth - I Love College
A lot of people hate this one more than I do... but I managed to find 283 songs that were worse. Still, it was bad enough to make the final 300. 283 Katy Perry - Peacock
You're probably thinking "What? Katy Perry?" but the truth is, this song is just a cheap attempt at shock value... and fails at it. This is her only appearance as I like most of her songs. 282 Ludacris feat. Pharrell - Money Maker
More Ludacris! This one makes it on here due to a combination of blandness and overplay. 281 N.E.R.D. - Maybe
Speaking of bland, this was clearly the dullest moment in N.E.R.D.'s career. Some of their other stuff has been decent, but this just drones on and on....
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Post by JessiePie on Jul 28, 2011 9:46:33 GMT -5
300. I didn't like this at the time but the reason why this missed my list is because I actually don't remember what this sounded like.
299. LOL agreed! Absolutely hate this song.
298. Yeah I always tried liking this one but it was just very boring to me.
297. HEY. THIS WENT TOP 5 ON MY CHART. Actually the truth is I got burnt out on this one VERY quickly and looking back I think this deserved more top 30/20 on my chart. She'll never beat “Jaded”.
296. I don't think I've heard this.
295. I don't remember this one.
293. I hate the original and although I don't recall this one a lot of those comic relief songs tend to suck. I hope “Amarillo” is on here!
292. AGREED. Worst song of the 80's.
291. Was not a fan of this one.
290. Who wants to lick Ludacris? Ewww.
I don't remember this one either.
289. Don't know it.
288. I cannot stand EVERY Big Time Rush song! They're pure cheese. This is no different. Snoop Dogg was awesome in the 90's, what happened man?
287. Don't know it.
286. I don't like this one either. Honestly I haven't liked a Shakira song since “Don't Bother”, although I kind of had a like/hate relationship with “Hips Don't Lie”.
This was just ridiculous though.
285. HOW THE f**k DID I FORGET THIS?! If it stayed on Nick Jr. and only Nick Jr. this song wouldn't have been a big deal but the fact that this went to #1 in the U.K. is just not cool.
284. I heard this once in 2009 and thought it sucked.
283. Awww come on! I think this song is funny.
The chorus is catchy too. DON'T BE A CHICKEN BOY STOP ACTIN' LIKE A BIATCH!!11
282. Yup never saw the big deal with this one.
281. Don't know it.
Post by Gravity Happens on Jul 29, 2011 23:19:14 GMT -5
280 Sheryl Crow - Summer Day
Sheryl Crow was one of my favourite singers of the 90's, and that continued into the first half of the 00's or so. But by the end of the decade, she'd started to fall short for me, and that continued into the 10's with this bland lead single from her latest album. Such a shame that someone who used to be so good has not had a quality single of her own in years.
279 Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP - We No Speak Americano
Seriously, WTF is this trying to be? Taking an old 50's Italian song and trying to turn it into a modern dance track just doesn't work, makes it sound too messy.
278 50 Cent - P.I.M.P.
As expected, there is a lot of 50 Cent in my worst chart. While I find his "Get Rich Or Die Tryin'" era generally decent for his standards, it still had this relative stinker. Little did I know, he'd go explicit with his lyrics later on... and THAT is where he truly went wrong.
277 Green Jelly - Three Little Pigs
Another thing that doesn't work in music is trying to turn a kids' nursery rhyme into a hard rock song... makes it sound incredibly stupid.
276 Trey Songz feat. Nicki Minaj - Bottoms Up
We've heard from him before, now here's yet another bland Trey Songz tune!
275 Enrique Iglesias feat. Lil' Wayne - Push
Speaking of bland, this snoozer from Enrique just drones on and on... and Lil' Wayne really does his part in ruining what would've been an already dull song. Really is a shame considering he's had among the best Latin pop songs in the past.
274 N.O.R.E. - Nothin'
Another song with a beat that drones on and on without going anywhere... and a bland rap on top of it.
273 Killers - The World We Live In
Here's another band who used to be great, well at least on their first two albums. By the third, their creativity seemed to run dry to the point where they recorded this borefest.
272 Chamillionaire feat. Krayzie Bone - Ridin'
If you know my taste well, you'd probably think this is surprisingly low! Sure, it was overplayed and annoying back in 2006... and is still annoying even when it's not overplayed, so it may be lower than expected as it's gone somewhat obscure. However, this song's saving grace is that Weird Al Yankovic did a brilliant parody of this entitled "White And Nerdy"... but it wasn't enough to keep this from making my top 300 worst of all time.
271 Audioslave - Cochise
I usually don't mind Chris Cornell's stuff regardless of what band he's in at the time... but this one was just too shouty for my liking.
270 Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love
Marilyn Manson is one band who got off lucky in that I can't remember how a lot of their songs go, so they don't have as many songs as you'd expect, given I generally don't like their stuff. However, this was such a bad rendition of a classic that it just had to make it.
269 S Club Juniors - One Step Closer
One of the cheesiest UK pop songs and groups of the early 00's, this is the only one of their songs I could recall, and therefore the only one to make the list. Two of the members have since moved on from the cheese phase as they've done many good songs as part of The Saturdays.
268 Aaron Carter feat. Flo Rida - Dance With Me
Speaking of cheesy artists, here is one who is very well represented in this top 300! Despite not being a kid anymore, this proves that cheap attempts to stay relevant (especially when he never was to begin with) just don't work.
267 Trey Songz - Say Aah
Guess what? More Trey Songz! Just one more from him to come though, and it isn't that much higher up, just shows that even though he's had several bland songs (and a few decent ones too), none were bad enough to really stick out for me.
266 Sugababes - Get Sexy
By this time, the Sugababes were clearly past it... I generally feel their mid-00's songs were among the best in British pop music at the time, but closer to the end of the decade, they started releasing uninspired, irritating crap such as this.
265 T-Pain - I'm Sprung
Again, if you know my taste well, you will know that I really, really can't stand T-Pain. Well, his debut single got lucky here, as it crashed out at #265! While this does contain his usual bad use of auto-tune, it got worse over his career, as he's represented more than anyone else in here.
264 Mariah Carey feat. T-Pain - Migrate
Speaking of T-Pain, here he is again, this time with Mariah Carey! For me, her 90's stuff is generally excellent, but her 00's stuff is way more inconsistent... ranging from a few great songs to bland crap... and this falls in the latter category. Still, there's more Mariah to come, showing she did worse than a song she did with T-Pain!
263 Twista feat. R. Kelly - So Sexy
More bland R&B here, this time coming from Twista, another artist whose stuff ranges from decent to bland crap. Still two more to come from him.
262 Jump 'N The Saddle - The Curly Shuffle
Some concepts don't translate well into song... and while making a song about the Three Stooges might be a good idea in paper, it didn't translate well into the studio as this turned out to be a mess!
261 Duffy – Well, Well, Well
A huge sophomore slump here... and given how irritating this song turned out to be, it's no wonder she vanished from sight. Just let us remember the "Rockferry" era as a prime example of what she can do and do well, and go back in that direction!
Post by Gravity Happens on Jul 29, 2011 23:38:10 GMT -5
260 Busta Rhymes - Touch It
This song couldn't have gone any worse... it took a sample of an annoying Daft Punk song (which didn't make the list on its own, just in sample), and put Busta's rap over it... and this must've been at a time when he REALLY lacked creativity! Shame because he'd been so good before this came out... 259 Gloria Loring & Carl Anderson - Friends and Lovers
And now it's time for the typical boring 80's song! Several of those 80's songs I find dull happen to be duets, and this is a prime example of it. Never really understood why this song ended up to be so huge... and why so many of these songs happened in 1986 when it was generally a good year! 258 Nitty - Nasty Girl
This was like Sean Kingston before we ever heard of him... a one-hit wonder rapper took the beat and melody of "Sugar Sugar" and turned it into... this crap! Really, some classics really need to be left alone and not ruined! 257 E-40 feat. T-Pain - U And Dat
It's another bland song by a random rapper with T-Pain on it! Barely distinguishable from a lot of stuff out at the same time. 256 Three 6 Mafia - Lolli Lolli (Pop That Body)
Another irritating rap song! Sounds like it was a cheap attempt to bandwagon on the success of Lil' Wayne's "Lollipop" (which is still to come)... and it didn't work either. 255 Teletubbies - Teletubbies Say Eh-Oh
And here's another kids' TV theme... really, I don't know what it's supposed to mean, but what I don't understand is... WHY was this such a huge hit in the UK? I guess kids back then didn't know any better... 254 Aaron Carter - Saturday Night
Yet more Aaron Carter! I guess this is to be expected, and about the only reason why this is this low is because people stopped caring about him by the time this came out. 253 John Mayer - Dreaming With A Broken Heart
I normally like John Mayer; in fact, I do own three of his albums. The one I don't own is "Continuum"... and judging by songs like this being very dull compared to what I've enjoyed hearing from him, perhaps that's a good thing. He does have one more cure for insomnia to come, also from the same album. 252 Plies - Shawty / Hypnotized / Bust It Baby
I grouped the entire career of Plies together, as I can barely distinguish his songs, aside from the featured artists. Seriously, could he even get a hit on his own? Nothing overly memorable out of any of these, just dull crap. 251 Twista feat. Trey Songz - Girl Tonight
In the same vein of "dull R&B", this is a perfect example featuring two artists we've already heard plenty from! This is as high as Trey Songz gets (remember, I do like several of his songs), but Twista still features on another song to come. 250 Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind
Seriously, whose idea was it to give Paris Hilton, a "celebrity" whose claim to fame is simply being famous for no reason, a recording contract? This example of faux-reggae proved that she just can't sing... if I wanted to listen to song with a similar style, I'd just listen to "Kingston Town" by UB40, as this had an uncanny similarity to it. 249 Grimskunk - Vive Le Québec Libre
Most of the political songs on here that made it for the content are country... however, this is an oddity, as it's a French political song! Inspired by the Quebec separatist movement who desires Quebec to be their own country outside of Canada, it goes to show that I disapprove of that, as I feel Quebec is an undivisible part of Canada, and one reason why Canada is as unique and special as it is. 248 Beyoncé feat. Lady GaGa - Video Phone
While I do love their other similarly-titled collaboration, "Telephone", which was out around the same time... this one turned out to be really bland and lifeless. This is GaGa's only entry, but Beyoncé still has a few more to come. 247 Kanye West feat. T-Pain - Good Life
Oh look it's T-Pain again! Kanye West has always been hit or miss for me... and this turned out to be one of his songs that missed. 246 Yung Berg - Sexy Lady
Why do a lot of these random rappers have such stupid names? What exactly does "Yung Berg" mean? Of course, I don't care about that... as this is just a bland rap song that anyone could've done. 245 50 Cent - Window Shopper
Another 50 Cent song! Due to obscurity, it ranks lower than it would've had it been overplayed. 244 Theory Of A Deadman - Little Smirk
Wow, these guys REALLY milked that album of theirs! Seems like they released so many singles that they had to scrape the barrel with this, which clearly sounded like album filler with such cliché lyrics. 243 50 Cent - Outta Control
See what I said for "Window Shopper", the same applies here. 242 Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out?
Come on, guys, answer your own question! You've left us hanging all this time... but seriously, even though 2000 was a fantastic year for music overall, this song was just irritating! I blame it on their voices being annoying as well as the song overall making no sense. 241 Klymaxx - I Miss You
In the same category of boring 80's songs, this one really just droned on. I don't understand how this song managed to spend so long in the charts... or what happened in 1986 that so many borefests became hits that year!
Post by Gravity Happens on Jul 30, 2011 21:49:17 GMT -5
240 Matisyahu - King Without A Crown
What a mess. I remember when this was out, I couldn't figure out anything he was saying! This is his only appearance in the top 300 (you may be surprised as to how low this is!), as I forgot how his other songs went, and "One Day" actually wasn't bad. 239 Marilyn Manson - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)
Well, now here's another crashout! Seems like the only Manson songs I recall that were bad enough to make the list were remakes, as here is their ruination of a Eurythmics classic. They would've had more songs make it, but I forgot how they went.
And for some strange reason, I don't mind "The Beautiful People". 238 Britney Spears feat. Ying Yang Twins - (I Got That) Boom Boom
As a Britney fan myself, I even managed to find some of her songs that were bad enough to make this list! Then again, with the Ying Yang Twins on board, this was bound to be bad.
Easily the worst from "In The Zone", which otherwise is one of her strongest albums... and there's even more Britney to come, actually! 237 Tony Christie - (Is This The Way To) Amarillo
Another one of those charity UK #1 singles... this one was revived by Comic Relief, who enlisted Peter Kay to appear in the video for this 70's song from Tony Christie! I found it really overrated at the time, and to this day, he's the reason why I refer to older musicians as "geezers". Oh, and you can lump in the World Cup version of this too... a totally pointless cash-in. 236 Hedley - For The Nights I Can't Remember
I've liked several Hedley songs... but this was around the time when they were THE most overplayed band on Canadian radio. On top of the overplay, this one was very boring, the voice, lyrics and all that didn't have the right combination. It wouldn't be this high had it not been overplayed, but here is the only appearance for Hedley in this list. 235 George Michael - Freeek!
Another true legend... but really, what went wrong with him this time? Easily his worst single ever, and the only song from him to make the chart (sorry "Wham Rap", but you missed out.) 234 System Of A Down - Chop Suey
These guys are just too heavy for me normally, it seems.
While they do have the odd song that I don't mind, much of their career I find quite noisy, this song being a prime example of it. However, it's not my most hated song by these Armenian-Americans, and that's quite a bit higher yet. 233 Jesse McCartney - Beautiful Soul
While I've enjoyed many songs by Jesse McCartney, often times they're the ones that don't become big hits! Yet this one, his solo debut, was just way too cheesy for me, and it was one of his biggest hits! This is his only solo appearance on the list, though a mention will come later of his beginnings. 232 High School Musical - We're All In This Together
Speaking of cheesefests, the High School Musical franchise was full of them! While some of the songs they used were decent (generally Zac Efron's solos but also the occasional duet), and many of its stars have had good songs on their own, this one was just too cheesy. Still two more to come from High School Musicals. 231 Lil' Romeo, Nick Cannon & 3LW - Parents Just Don't Understand
This is one song that just should never have been touched! DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince did a great original... only to have these no-talent hacks completely ruin it. This is 3LW's only appearance; the others still have songs to come. 230 Akon feat. Snoop Dogg - I Wanna Love You
More dull, disgusting trash from Akon. This one was also quite overplayed, and really annoyed me when it was out. 229 Ludacris feat. T-Pain - One More Drink
Here's one tip for Ludacris to make a crappy song: Get T-Pain on your song. Actually, that works for anyone... but it's another miss for an artist I find to be hit or miss. Both artists have many songs to come. 228 The Game feat. 50 Cent - How We Do
In 2005, 50 Cent was all over the radio... and he also helped The Game break through. While this single was quite dull (hence its placing here), I didn't mind the follow-up, "Hate It Or Love It", and this one ranks as low as it does due to relative obscurity. 227 Toby Keith - Courtesy Of The Red, White and Blue
As stated in my entry for "American Soldier" earlier, I really don't like a lot of political country songs, especially when they're as disrespectful as this one, inspired by 9/11. This is the highest entry by Toby Keith, but there is more political country to come. 226 Tori Amos - The Beekeeper
I've liked several Tori songs over the years... but this one really bored me. Not to mention, it was too long! Easily one of the worst songs she's ever recorded, and her only appearance in the top 300. 225 Monica feat. Dem Franchize Boyz - Everytime Tha Beat Drop
Monica... seriously, why did you feel the need to sell out here? Crunk just doesn't work for one of the biggest R&B stars of the 90's! And of all the random rappers... why Dem Franchize Boyz? They do have another song to come... but this is Monica's only appearance as I generally like her stuff. 224 Kenny G - Forever In Love
Boring! I don't mind some jazz stuff, but Kenny G is one artist that just bores me. The only songs of his I like are ones where he accompanies a vocalist. 223 Lloyd Banks - On Fire
While 50 Cent is well-represented in this list, he isn't the only member of G-Unit to make it! This song annoyed me in 2004, but it's his only appearance in the list! 222 Soulja Boy - Soulja Girl
What a dull, annoying piece of trash. Soulja Boy is one artist that I just can't stand... and the only reason why this is as low as it is is because it flopped. Still more Soulja Boy to come, including one very high up. 221 JC Chasez - Some Girls (Dance With Women)
Okay, JC, so you were really good in 'N Sync... and some of your solo stuff has been decent too. But really... what's the excuse for recording this crap! A monotonous beat, combined with annoying vocal techniques and stupid lyrics... and you get this!
Post by Mzd on Jul 30, 2011 22:06:22 GMT -5
240 Matisyahu - King Without A Crown 239 Marilyn Manson - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)
238 Britney Spears feat. Ying Yang Twins - (I Got That) Boom Boom
237 Tony Christie - (Is This The Way To) Amarillo
236 Hedley - For The Nights I Can't Remember
235 George Michael - Freeek!
234 System Of A Down - Chop Suey
232 High School Musical - We're All In This Together
231 Lil' Romeo, Nick Cannon & 3LW - Parents Just Don't Understand
230 Akon feat. Snoop Dogg - I Wanna Love You
229 Ludacris feat. T-Pain - One More Drink
228 The Game feat. 50 Cent - How We Do
227 Toby Keith - Courtesy Of The Red, White and Blue
226 Tori Amos - The Beekeeper
225 Monica feat. Dem Franchize Boyz - Everytime Tha Beat Drop
224 Kenny G - Forever In Love
223 Lloyd Banks - On Fire
222 Soulja Boy - Soulja Girl
221 JC Chasez - Some Girls (Dance With Women)
Would you go with me?
Post by XFER on Jul 30, 2011 23:26:55 GMT -5
ACK!!! The Killers?? Tori Amos?? and to a lesser degree, Mariah Carey??? I'mk glad it's Tori's only appearance. Imagine if you went to a concert of hers where she used to play version of 11 minutes of The Beekeeper. You would have died lol
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Post by JessiePie on Jul 30, 2011 23:36:41 GMT -5
I commented on 260-241 on M4B and I don't feel like reposting my comments here.
240. Agreed! Hated this from day one.
239. Don't remember it. I hate "Beautiful People" though, aside from the lyrics.
238. Agreed, could never get into this one. I hope the Till The World Ends remix is on here.
237. THIS IS TOO LOW. I will never forget when these geezers dominated the UK charts. TERRIBLE song!
236. Don't know it.
235. George Michael a legend? Yeah, I don't think so.
I definitely agree with this though. However, HOW DID WHAM RAP MISS OUT?!
231. Wow I thought I was the only one who remembered this.
What an awful remake.
229. Don't know it.
227. Don't remember it.
226. Again, OH HELL TO THE NO. This was a former #1 on my chart in 2005.
225. I liked this
This went top 10 on my chart in 2006.
224. EWWWWWWWW GEEZER
223. Don't remember it.
222. Don't remember it.
221. Lyrically this has to be one of the stupidest songs ever.
Post by Gravity Happens on Jul 31, 2011 18:50:32 GMT -5
220 Atreyu – Storm To Pass
There seems to be an unwritten rule that every artist, no matter how much I may dislike them, will inevitably have at least one song that I like. Atreyu, however, is an exception to the rule, as I haven't liked any of their songs! This is one of their more recent ones... expect their earlier songs higher (as they have screaming which, in heavy rock songs, is a big no-no for me.) 219 Chuck Mangione - Feels So Good
Another jazz musician I can't stand is Chuck Mangione... seriously, he bores me. Still one more song from him to come. 218 Rich Boy - Throw Some D's
Another random rapper who thankfully vanished after this crap. 217 Lil' Wayne feat. Drake - Right Above This
A rather forgettable Lil' Wayne song, but it was still crap like his usual stuff. Expect a lot more from him to come, especially from 2008. 216 Brooke Hogan feat. Paul Wall - About Us
And now here's another artist who usually does decent songs, but when she got her own top 40 hit, it was with this unbearable crap! A monotonous beat that just goes on and on, coupled with a random rapper, and it sounded like a cheap attempt to sell out. Thankfully, this is the only bad song I've heard from her. 215 Nine Inch Nails - Everyday Is Exactly The Same
Trent Reznor and his hired guns have had many memorable classics, particularly in the 90's... but this one was just plain dull! This is their only appearance in the top 300. 214 Petey Pablo - Raise Up
Before he really broke through, Southern rapper Petey Pablo released this track where he showed his annoying voice for the first time. However, he did get FAR worse when he became more popular... expect him to appear VERY high up. 213 Mariah Carey - Obsessed
Seriously, Mariah... what went wrong? You had many great songs in the 90's, and even the "Emancipation of Mimi" album was good... but then you released THIS dull track as a lead single? Also one of her worst lyrically... hard to believe someone her age would record something immature like this! Highest Mariah song on the list. 212 Kenny G - Songbird
Highest appearance for this boring saxophonist. 211 Baby Bash feat. T-Pain - Cyclone
You guessed it... more T-Pain! This was during his most overexposed period, where he gave Baby Bash one of his biggest hits. 210 Aaron Carter - I Want Candy
These are some paradoxical parts to this list... for example, Marilyn Manson only made it with remakes. Aaron Carter ranks this low with a remake because he's had far worse songs with original material, which is just plain cheesy and annoying. 209 Britney Spears feat. Will.i.am - Big Fat Bass
Another very generic track, this time coming from Britney Spears. I know "Femme Fatale" isn't her greatest work, but it still has a lot of great songs and thankfully, so far, the right songs have been chosen as singles. This would be a total step backwards, as it would put her into the same rut a lot of artists are in by releasing generic club crap. Is it any wonder that Will.i.am is part of this song, given how generic the Black Eyed Peas have become? 208 Lil' Mama feat. T-Pain - Shawty Get Loose
Another stupid random rapper, almost any rapper whose name starts with "Lil'" or "Yung" is bound to suck. (Lil' Kim is one of the few rappers in that pattern who's actually generally been decent.) And sticking T-Pain on any song is a further step towards making it crappy. 207 Alexisonfire - Entire career
I can't decide which one of these guys' songs is worse, so I just lumped their entire career together in one entry.
Seriously, screaming in rock songs = No. Just no. I can't stand screamo at all... Dallas Green from the band, however, has proven he can sing - he just uses the City & Colour band name for it. I don't blame him for not wanting to use the Alexisonfire name on good songs as it's been tainted. 206 Soulja Boy feat. Sammie - Kiss Me Thru The Phone
Another cheesy song here, this time from Soulja Boy. I was outraged when he actually managed a second big hit... but thankfully, as bad as it is, it's nowhere near as bad as "Crank That", which is way higher up. 205 Mims - Like This
The only reason why this isn't high up like "This Is Why I'm Hot" will be is because I've mostly forgotten how it goes. Thankfully, this has faded into obscurity. 204 Kim Kardashian - Jam (Turn It Up)
See what I said for Paris Hilton. Giving a music career to anyone who's famous for being famous and can't sing is a bad idea, and usually results in train wrecks like this. 203 Jahfus feat. Ray J – Shut It All Down
A dull CanCon urban track, it also doesn't help that Ray J, who had become crappy himself around this time, was on this one. Speaking of Ray J, how high will "Sexy Can I" rank? 202 Ja Rule feat. Bobby Brown - Thug Lovin'
Looking back on the time when Ja Rule was popular, he actually had some decent tunes. However, even in retrospect, he's had a few stinkers... and what kind of idea was it to have Bobby Brown on his song when he hadn't had a hit in ages himself? Thankfully this flopped as both artists have seen far better. 201 R. Kelly feat. Bow Wow & T-Pain - I'm A Flirt
R. Kelly's had a lot of good songs, both in his trademark sexual R&B style as well as a few ballads too. However, by this time, his creativity had gone so dry that he enlisted the help of T-Pain, which helps ensure this a place on here. All of the artists on here do have more to come.
Post by Gravity Happens on Aug 1, 2011 17:18:20 GMT -5
200 Paula DeAnda - Doing Too Much
To think, someone who's had several good songs (even if her more recent ones flopped), she started out with THIS dull song? Thankfully she redeemed herself shortly after this, so this was the only song that made the list. 199 Schnappi – Schnappi
Another silly cartoon character recorded a song back when it was fashionable to do so... but still, Schnappi the crocodile only managed #199 worst! Expect the Crazy Frog, the one who started it all, much higher! 198 Prince - Black Sweat
Oh dear... what happened here? Even a legend like Prince, who's known for his trend setting ways and defying the norm... this time he tried doing something that sounded like a lot of music out then, and failed miserably. While he's had a few decent songs since, he just hasn't been the same... but still, he has one more song to come. 197 High School Musical - What Time Is It
More cheese from High School Musical, this time from the second film of the series. One more song from the franchise to come. 196 Flo Rida feat. Will.i.am - In The Ayer
Sometimes stupid misspellings can ruin a song... and in a case like this, it was a stupid song to begin with! Just shows even before his overexposure, Will.i.am had a few crap tracks... and that Flo Rida didn't start off too well either. Expect more from both artists to come. (Ironically, Flo Rida got good after this and the Black Eyed Peas started to suck. Go figure!) 195 Kevin Cossom feat. Drake - I Get Paper
Another crappy rap song that uses a sample very badly - in this case, "Tom's Diner" by Suzanne Vega. Shame it was turned into a cheap rap song with cliché lyrics like this! 194 Chico – It's Chico Time
Even in the UK, reality show contestants can turn out crap.... and the ultra-cheesy Chico is a perfect example of that. Thankfully, after this, he faded quickly, so this is his only appearance in the list. 193 T-Pain feat. Akon - Bartender
Another dull track from T-Pain here, this time he brings Akon on for the ride. Expect many more songs from both, especially by T-Pain, higher up. 192 New Boyz feat. Dev & The Cataracs - Backseat
More dull, generic crap.... The Cataracs and Dev sure like copying themselves, and producing this one for a generic rap group, New Boyz, could only be disastrous. 191 Zac Efron & Vanessa Hudgens - Breaking Free
And now here's the highest High School Musical song, the one that started it all. Much like the other songs of theirs that made the list, it's rather cheesy... however, one star from the series does have one more song to come that has nothing to do with HSM! 190 Pretty Ricky - Grind With Me / Your Body / On The Hotline
These guys were just plain dull and annoying... and I couldn't see the difference between their songs, so I just lumped their entire career into one.
Thankfully, they didn't last long. 189 Bow Wow feat. Baby - Let's Get Down
More than likely, this dull crap is the worst song Bow Wow has done... some of his stuff has been decent, others have been crap... but surprisingly, this is his highest ranked song. 188 Dream Street - Entire career
Sometimes, it's best to wait until you his puberty before starting a music career... there are obvious exceptions who can hold a tune at a young age, but these guys just couldn't, not to mention, their songs were extremely cheesy! I couldn't decide which song of theirs was the worst, so I just lumped their entire career into one entry. Thankfully, Jesse McCartney, as he's grown up, has redeemed himself largely with a career of mostly decent songs (though even solo he's had some cheese moments!) 187 M.I.A. - Bucky Done Gun
While M.I.A. has had a few decent songs, back when she started out, she was just too weird! I found songs like this to be really messy, hence its placing on here. Expect one more from her to come. 186 Tool - Vicarious
Another exception to the rule that every act has at least one song I like is Tool, as I have yet to like any of their songs. Too heavy, too weird, songs too long... all of those apply to them, and this is a perfect example of that. Not to mention, his vocals scare me generally (though that doesn't apply to his work with A Perfect Circle where he uses a more normal tone.) Two more Tool songs to come. 185 Britney Spears - I Love Rock 'N Roll
And now, another song in the category of bad cover versions! Joan Jett's version is just so iconic that any attempt to cover it would clearly be disastrous... especially when Britney totally destroyed the feel of the song! Highest ranked Britney song on the list. 184 Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
Back in the 1970's, several really boring songs were huge #1 hits... and this is a perfect example. I actually think the song is so boring that I don't like it in ANY version... but the original makes the list here for being extremely overrated. Still one more Roberta Flack song to come (yes, she did manage more boring than this!) 183 John Cage – 4'33”
Speaking of boring... what's the point in recording a song that consists of nothing but silence? Sounds like a lazy copout to me! But strange as it may seem, I did find 182 songs that I'd rather listen to nothing at all than those songs! 182 Atreyu – Slow Burn
More Atreyu, as expected... I've never liked these guys, and this is a perfect example why. Still many more from them to come, so if you're an Atreyu fan, turn away. 181 Paul Anka feat. Odia Coates - (You're) Having My Baby
Speaking of boring 70's #1 hits, here's another! Easily one of the hits with the cheesiest lyrics... it's a shame someone who had many decent songs in the 50's and 60's came back with this crap! This marks his only appearance in the list.
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Post by JessiePie on Aug 2, 2011 14:42:51 GMT -5
219 EWWWWWWWW GEEZER
218 Don't remember it but if I recall it sucked.
215 went top 5 on my chart
213 also went top 5 on my chart
212 sucks, LMFAO at you're boring
206 don't remember
205 don't remember
204 sucks ewww whore
203 never heard
202 don't remember
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Post by JessiePie on Aug 2, 2011 20:20:43 GMT -5
200 sucks, You're boring!
199 don't remember but I do remember Steph going crazy over this.
198 is way too low
196 also sucks
195 don't know
194 sucks, I remember when it went to #1 on the UK charts and during Making Kanye Mad on my show he said "it's not Chico time it's Kanye time"
192 don't know
189 don't remember
188 sucks i especially hated It Happens Every Time
187 is meh
186 sucks Tool are sooo overrated!
185 is one of the worst remakes ever, the fact that she thought Pat Benatar did the song originally just made matters even worse.
184 EWWWWWWWWWWW GEEZER
183 don't know
182 don't remember
181 EWWWWWWWWWWW GEEZER
Post by Gravity Happens on Aug 3, 2011 2:43:22 GMT -5
180 Juelz Santana - There It Go (The Whistle Song)
Using whistling to enhance a dull beat just doesn't prevent the song from being dull in the first place!
179 Barry Manilow - The Old Songs
More like The Geezerly Songs, by the way this sounded! Definitely one of his cheesiest moments, and the only one I found boring enough to make the top 300.
178 YG - Toot It & Boot It
This song really IS as dumb as its title suggests.
177 Deniece Williams - It's Gonna Take A Miracle
It's gonna take a miracle to keep me awake during this borefest! Thankfully she redeemed herself with her song from Footloose a couple years later.
176 Lionel Richie - Se La
Doing faux-reggae worked for Lionel when it was uptempo (see: All Night Long - one of my favourites from him), but doing a slower faux-reggae song like this just sounded too messy! Definitely a deserved flop.
175 Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)
No, I don't want you! This was the start of the current trend of Pitbull overexposure, where he's had nothing but overplayed, generic dance/rap songs. Still a few more from him to come, including from his "crunk" phase too.
174 Jedward feat. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby/Under Pressure
Seriously, whose idea was it to cover Vanilla Ice! The novelty of "Ice Ice Baby" was good once and still brings on good nostalgia, but when remade in a way like this, just ruins it!
173 Nicola Roberts – Beat Of My Drum
I generally like Girls Aloud's music... and out of their solo members, Cheryl Cole's stuff has generally been decent. But as for Nicola... WHY did she release this mess as her first single?
172 Usher feat. Jay-Z - Hot Tottie
I usually like both Usher and Jay-Z... but this song was just dull and monotonous. Not to mention, the title was extremely stupid!
171 Sean Kingston feat. Paula Deanda - There's Nothin'
Another song with a boring, motonous beat from Sean Kingston. He does have more to come after this though.
170 Roberta Flack - Making Love
Roberta Flack's music, with a few rare exceptions that I actually like, is generally a cure for insomnia. This song is a perfect example of that.
169 Eminem - Mosh
Yet another political song, but this has the exact opposite message of the political country songs in here! It just didn't work for Eminem... but he does have another song higher up, but it's definitely one of his least serious songs.
168 Rihanna - Rude Boy
One theme with a lot of songs in this list is songs with a boring, motonous beat, combined with dumb lyrics. This happens to have both... and the fact that it was overplayed on top of that contributes to this making this list... and Rihanna is someone I normally like a lot! Despite all this, she does rank higher with two other songs, neither of which got overplayed.
167 Tool - The Pot
Yet another Tool song! I just can't stand these guys' music, and this is another perfect example of it, just too messy for me to listen to. They do have one more song to come, and it's the song that made me hate them in the first place.
166 Ja Rule - Down Ass Chick
Again, I found in 2002, he was overexposed, but tend to like some of his songs better in retrospect. This was one of his many songs released that year... but it did flop, and deservingly so as it was quite dull.
165 Shinedown - Diamond Eyes (Boom-Lay Boom-Lay Boom)
I like a lot of Shinedown songs, as they have several with a good melody and good lyrics. However, a few of their songs are just too heavy for me, this included. This isn't their highest song though, as one other managed to beat it out!
164 Kelis - Bossy
I normally like Kelis's music, whether she does R&B or dance. However, when she goes crunk on a song like this, it just doesn't work! One of the most irritating songs when it was out... this is as high as she gets as a lead artist, but she does feature on another song to come.
163 Will.i.am feat. Nicki Minaj - Check It Out
Another case of bad use of a sample... taking "Video Killed The Radio Star" and using it as backdrop for an annoying rap song just sounds wrong! Both artists on this song have other songs to come (which shouldn't be surprising as both are horribly overexposed these days though they both have some decent songs.)
162 Sean Kingston - Face Drop
Yet another dull Sean Kingston song! He does have one more to come, a team-up with an overwhored rapper.
161 Kanye West feat. Jamie Foxx - Gold Digger
Again, some samples just don't work! Taking a sample from Ray Charles may seem like a good idea, but Kanye made it disastrous. This might've been forgotten otherwise, but overplay has ensured that it made the final cut for my worst chart.
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Post by JessiePie on Aug 3, 2011 9:14:00 GMT -5
178 don't know
176 omg how did I forget that one
175 don't know
174 don't know
173 AGREED BIG TIME, would have made my list if it didn't come out after I made it
172 don't know
171 don't know
169 don't remember
168 is so/so. I don't hate it but I don't like it either, to this day I still don't understand why it was a single let alone a #1 hit.
167 don't remember, fortunately.
165 don't remember
164 wasn't THAT bad
163 probably sucks considering whose involved but I can't say it does since I don't remember it.
162 don't know
161 I actually liked and I wish I charted it despite Kanye's ego.
Post by Gravity Happens on Aug 4, 2011 0:28:37 GMT -5
160 John Mayer - Gravity
Another cure for insomnia here; I usually like John Mayer's stuff but I found this one to be extremely boring. His highest appearance on the list.
159 Houston feat. Chingy, Nate Dogg & I-20 - I Like That
What kind of mess was this trying to be? Another one-hit wonder that's done into the hall of obscurity... really, does this even get played anymore?
158 Kenny Rogers - I Don't Need You
What a boring and depressing song. More like "I Don't Need This Song"! Not quite his worst though, but it comes quite close.
157 Rihanna feat. Nicki Minaj - Raining Men
Another dull song... while "Loud!" has had many great songs from it, this one just does nothing for me. Still one more from Rihanna and a few more from Nicki to come.
156 Charlene - I've Never Been To Me
The song itself was quite boring and dumb, but what really kills it for me is the spoken word bridge... seriously, that has to be one of the most cringeworthy parts of a song ever! This is one song that should never have been revived after it flopped initially.
155 Nickelback - Rockstar
Okay, I like a lot of Nickelback songs... but around the "All The Right Reasons" era, they started to get REALLY overplayed, and since then, they haven't been the same. And worst of all is this song... seriously, the entire song's lyrics make me cringe at how awful it is! And they sing about how they want to be rock stars... earth to Nickelback: you ARE rock stars already! Highest appearance from them in this list.
154 Nelly - Pimp Juice
I like most of Nelly's stuff, especially from the first half of the 2000's. However, this one I found to be really dull. Thankfully it flopped, but there's still two more Nelly songs to come, one of which was actually a big hit.
153 Will Smith - Party Starter
One thing I like about Will Smith's rap is that he doesn't go by the typical rap clichés and has his own unique style that he's stuck to through his career. This song, however, brings him into the cliché style and makes him sound like any other random rapper. That was the downfall of this song, easily his worst song to date.
152 Atreyu – Falling Down
Even more Atreyu! This would've been higher had I heard it more often (as overplay often contributes to a higher position), but in the end, I found 151 songs - including more Atreyu - that are worse than this.
151 Michael Bolton - Can I Touch You... There?
No, Michael, you can't touch me there! Seriously... WTF was he thinking when he recorded this? Sure, he's had his moments of cheese... heck, cheese often defines much of his career! But this wasn't cheesy, it was a disgusting mess! Highest song from him in this list.
150 Drake - Over
Somehow, this became Drake's only appearance as a lead artist in the list! Aside from "Find Your Love" and some of his featured appearances, I'm not a big fan of his, but much of his career just wasn't bad enough to make my top 300 worst songs ever. This one, however, was bland enough to make it.
149 M.I.A. - Galang
As I said when "Bucky Done Gun" appeared, M.I.A. was just a little TOO weird when she first appeared on the scene, and this is a perfect example of it. Her highest appearance in here.
148 Nelly - Flap Your Wings
Annoying beat, stupid lyrics... thankfully this was overshadowed by many better songs from the "Sweat" and "Suit" albums. Still more Nelly to come.
147 Kesha - Sleazy
Dull and irritating... while many of Kesha's songs do sound the same, this one wasn't predictable like the others, it was just annoying! Her highest appearance in this list.
146 Justin Timberlake - SexyBack
When this song first came out, I was thinking, this isn't Justin, it's some random robot! What has he done with the real Justin? And then this mess became his biggest hit to date... and that overplay helped keep this song in my annoyances for that much longer. But surprisingly, it's not my most hated Justin song!
145 Patti LaBelle & Michael McDonald - On My Own
Many 80's songs that make it on the list, make it because they're boring. This is a perfect example, an uninspired duet that is just boring and depressing and goes nowhere. Exactly how this got to be such a huge #1 hit baffles me... only appearance by either artist in here.
144 Julio Iglesias & Willie Nelson - To All The Girls I've Loved Before
How do you beat a boring, depressing, geezerly 80's duet? How about a boring, cheesy, geezerly 80's duet where one of the singers in question can't even sing in English? That's exactly what this is... among the cheesiest lyrics of its era, and in a very bad way! Julio thankfully didn't pass on the singing badly in English genes to his son Enrique, who ended up much better (for the most part.)
143 Rihanna feat. Slash - Rockstar 101
And here's the highest Rihanna appearance in the list! It sounded like she was trying too hard to pull off a badass image, and it failed miserably, as this song turned out to be a huge mess! Rihanna should just never try rock after hearing this, as it's not even true rock!
142 Bubba Sparxxx feat. Ying Yang Twins - Ms. New Booty
Booty booty booty rockin' everywhere... take a repetitive, annoying hook, and get two of the most annoying guest rappers you could possibly find... and you get this song! Sorry Bubba, but despite having some decent songs, this was just crap all around... and it became his biggest hit. Typical for many artists!
141 Bullet For My Valentine - (Almost) entire career
I say almost because I actually don't mind "Bittersweet Memories", but these guys are generally too noisy for me. And again, I couldn't decide which songs from them were worse, so I lumped all the rest (with the one exception) into this entry.
Post by Gravity Happens on Aug 5, 2011 0:46:30 GMT -5
140 Aaron Carter - I'm All About You
Earth to Aaron Carter: Don't sing ballads! While not as cheesy as some of his other songs (that are still to come), this is still cheesy, and doesn't work at all for him. Expect more from him higher up!
139 Kenny Rogers - Lady
Speaking of cheese, here's a perfect example! Easily one of the most boring #1 hits of the 80's... honestly, Kenny sounds boring doing Lionel Richie songs like this. Highest appearance from him.
138 Amanda Perez – Angel
If you thought there were boring songs in this chart, you haven't heard this one! Easily one of the dullest songs out back then by a singer whose voice is as boring as her music. I'd lump in other songs of hers with her big hit, but they were rather forgettable and pretty much the same song anyway.
137 Daddy Yankee - Gasolina
What kind of a mess is this? I just don't seem to get reggaeton music, and this is a perfect example of that.
136 Chris Brown feat. Lil' Wayne - I Can Transform Ya
Chris Brown has always been hit or miss for me... but whenever he teams up with Lil' Wayne, it always ends up to be a messy disaster! This is no exception, being one of the dullest, most irritating songs either artist has ever recorded. Another collaboration from these artists is still to come, as well as some others by both.
135 Chuck Mangione - Give It All You Got
Another dull jazz tune here. Highest appearance for Chuck.
134 Debby Boone - You Light Up My Life
Speaking of boring #1 hits... how did this get 10 weeks at #1? 10 nauseating weeks! Seriously, this is just so dull and cheesy... thankfully her career faded fast after this though she could've done something decent afterwards, but it would've been in the shadow of this borefest.
133 Busta Rhymes - feat. Kelis - I Love My Chick
What a pity that Busta ended up turning crap after a while... this era was just weak for him. This is as high as he gets as a lead artist and as high as Kelis gets overall.
132 Ginuwine feat. Baby - Hell Yeah
Speaking of dull monotonous songs... here's this one by yet another artist who was good but went sour after a while! Highest (and actually, only) appearance from him.
131 Limp Bizkit - Rollin'
These guys had some fun songs back in the day... but this one took everything to the worst possible extremes and made sure it had no lasting appeal! Easily the worst song Limp Bizkit has ever recorded.
130 Akon - Sorry (Blame It On Me)
What do you do when you do bad things? Capitalize on it for profit! That's what Akon did... it was so wrong that he made this "apology" in song (surely it was fake), and released it as a single! It's as if he was never truly sorry for his actions... definitely the worst song he's ever done, at the very least on principle.
129 Chris Brown - Run It
And here's the song that started it all for Chris Brown! While I did end up liking a few of his songs after this, he started off on a bad note, as this dull debut single was a huge #1 hit... yet I never liked it one bit. Still more from him to come.
128 Cali Swag District – Teach Me How To Dougie
Yet another random rapper song that is as stupid as the title suggests it is.
127 Cam'ron feat. Juelz Santana & Toya - Hey Ma
This was around the start of when random rappers would write songs with absolutely moronic lyrics, and get big hits just because they were the flavour of the month. Little did I know then there'd be far worse to come...
126 Chingy - Balla Baby
...and Chingy is generally a perfect example of that! Annoying beats, a monotonous voice, and stupid lyrics... all together in this song. Still more from him to come, including one song VERY high up. And seriously... what kind of stupid name is Chingy, anyway?
125 Lil' Romeo - My Baby
Some kid rappers should never get into the music business! Lil' Romeo, who only got in because of family connections at the age of 11, did a very irritating song which totally ruined the Jackson 5 sample it contained... but thankfully, his career wouldn't last long. Still, no excuse for this crap, which ranks as his highest.
124 Ludacris - How Low
Another repetitive Ludacris song here... how low COULD he go with this? Still more from him to come, so he did fall even lower!
123 Atreyu – Becoming The Bull
While it didn't really have the screaming of their previous stuff, this was still quite bad! Still a few more Atreyu songs to come after this.
122 Shinedown - Devour
There are some bands that I tend to only like the lighter songs by... and Shinedown is one of them. While many of their songs are among my favourites, heavier stuff like this... isn't. But this is as high as they get.
121 Jessica Simpson - These Boots Are Made For Walkin'
And yet another bad remake by a female singer that I normally like here! While the idea of a remake of the Nancy Sinatra classic did seem promising, Jessica made it into one huge MESS, making me wonder why she dared touch it. Easily her worst song ever, and her only appearance in the top 200.
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120 Disturbed – Entire career
I just don't get these guys... I don't see why they always get #1 albums. I guess overall they're too heavy for me. I don't hear their songs a whole lot, so I lumped them together into an "entire career" entry as I don't like any of what I've heard from them.
119 Oak Ridge Boys - Elvira
One of the cheesiest country songs ever... seriously, how did this manage to cross over so successfully? Not to mention, the annoying adlibs! Still a few more 80's to come.
118 Young Money - Every Girl
Another irritating, dull rap song from a few years back. The Young Money collective still has another song to come after this.
117 Vanessa Hudgens - Sneakernight
Seriously... WHAT was she thinking when she recorded this pointless mess? This makes the HSM cheesefests sound brilliant by comparison! Highest entry for Vanessa here.
116 Daddy Yankee - Rompe
This only ranked higher than "Gasolina" as it seemed to get more airplay. Another reggaeton song that I just don't get and irritates me.
115 Nicki Minaj - Did It On 'Em
The worst song Nicki Minaj has done as a lead artist, thankfully it wasn't as big as some of her other songs, but it did annoy me a fair bit. She does have more coming up as a featured artist though.
114 Billy Preston & Syreeta - With You I'm Born Again
More like With You I'm Boring Again! Seriously, songs like this that put me to sleep make me wish that disco lasted a little longer... at least disco was generally fun! As dull as this is, it's not the highest-ranked 80's song!
113 Christina Aguilera feat. Nicki Minaj - Woohoo
Last year, Christina Aguilera released the trainwreck that is "Bionic", and this song that I heard from it was the first song from her that I truly hated, an omen of what would be to come, sadly. The combination of an irritating hook, moronic lyrics and everything else makes this the only Christina song to rank (though had I recalled some of the other tracks on the album, some may have made it too.)
112 Rise Against - Ready To Fall
Some of these guys' songs are alright, though I generally only like their songs for a week if I do. This one, however, was just too screamy for me, which most of their songs I know aren't.
111 Kelly Rowland feat. Eve - Like This
Oh Kelly, how dull can you get! Seriously, for someone who has had so many good songs, both solo and with Destiny's Child, she released THIS as a lead single from her album? She should just stick to dance full-time, at least she does dance songs well these days!
110 Sugababes - Girls
And now, the highest entry for the Sugababes, and the beginning of their end for me. I generally like their stuff from before this, but when it came to releasing this crap, especially as a lead single, it just showed how uninspired they've become, and how they honestly should break up instead of releasing more crap like this.
109 DJ Webstar & Young B - Chicken Noodle Soup
And now, a song so stupid, and a dance so stupid to go along with it... and the combination thereof places this almost in my top 100 most hated songs ever. Thankfully, I never learned the dance to it.
108 Art Of Noise feat. Max Headroom - Paranoimia
And surprisingly enough, THIS ended up as my most hated 80's song, though it was close! How irritating can it get? It was a concept that in theory, might've been genius, but the execution turned out absolutely revolting.
107 Chris Brown - Deuces
Yet more Chris Brown... I really don't like a lot of his songs, and this is a prime example of it. Exactly why this dull song helped jump-start a comeback for him I just never understood. But he does have worse to come!
106 Fergie - London Bridge
Oh snap! An annoying beat, coupled with an annoying hook and stupid lyrics, gave Fergie this mess! Plus, it did get overplayed, and that really made this song even more irritating to my ears. This is her highest solo appearance, though she does have a feature still to come as well as some Black Eyed Peas songs.
105 Ciara feat. Ludacris - Oh
Seriously, when it comes to dull and uninspiring... this song takes the cake! I never understood why such a boring and annoying song could be such a huge hit... I guess she really was that popular back then that anything she touched could do well. Highest appearance for Ciara here.
104 Miley Cyrus – Smells Like Teen Spirit
Some songs should just not be touched... this being a prime example! Nirvana's version was classic, and all Miley did was totally ruin it. The idea was just so bad to cover this for someone who has no business covering classics like this... but surprisingly enough, it's not Miley's worst song!
103 T-Pain - Take Your Shirt Off
Yet another irritating T-Pain song, this makes it in more for its annoying beat than anything else.
Including features there are five more T-Pain songs to come, which shouldn't be surprising as he's one artist that I've hated every single song by that I've heard.
102 Slipknot - Duality
Shock horror, a Slipknot song misses the top 100! I generally find their music too noisy and messy for my taste, and this one only ranked as low as it did because it's gone obscure and isn't as known now as some of their others. Two more songs from them to come.
101 Darryl Worley - Have You Forgotten
And now, yet another disrespectful political country song! Yes, I actually think this is worse than either of the Toby Keith songs that already featured. This is the highest song that is both political and country, but there are some of each still to come, though the political song to come I hate for other reasons.
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Post by Billy Uranus on Aug 6, 2011 0:42:52 GMT -5
Choices I agree with:
Toby Keith - American Soldier - I agree that this song is politics in music gone wrong
Big Time Rush - Boyfriend
Asher Roth - I Love College - I hated this in 2009, and it's still stupid now.
Trey Songz - Bottoms Up
Kanye West ft. T-Pain - Good Life
Soulja Boy feat. Sammie - Kiss Me Thru The Phone
Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)
Eminem - Mosh - Who did he think he was, Rage?
Choices I disagree with:
John Mayer - Dreaming With A Broken Heart - This is probably my favorite song of his.
Toby Keith - Courtesy Of The Red, White and Blue
Atreyu – Storm To Pass
Tool - Vicarious - This song is awesome.
Shinedown - Diamond Eyes (Boom-Lay Boom-Lay Boom) - Easily one of my favorite songs of 2011.
Nickelback - Rockstar - I think you know how I feel about this one. ;D And to be fair, I think they wrote this song more for their fans than for themselves.
Justin Timberlake - SexyBack
Bubba Sparxxx feat. Ying Yang Twins - Ms. New Booty
Limp Bizkit - Rollin' - This is probably the only Limp song that I can jam to without feeling like a total idiot.
Shinedown - Devour
Slipknot - Duality
Darryl Worley - Have You Forgotten - If you don't mind me asking...how exactly is this song disrespectful? I didn't even think it was that political of a song.
...So there's my analysis so far. The rest of the choices I didn't feel strongly about or didn't know, but I had fun reading through them anyway.
I haven't had computer access lately so that is why I never commented.
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Post by JessiePie on Aug 6, 2011 9:50:53 GMT -5
119 EWWWWWWWWWWWW GEEZER. I remember calling them Oak Ridge Crapheads or something like that.
118 don't remember
114 EWWWWWWWWWWWWW GEEZERS
113 agreed, Christina's worst song by far, and one of Nicki's worst which says a lot since I can't stand her
112 don't remember
111 don't remember
110 agreed and I wish I remembered it for my list
109 agreed, wow I forgot about this one #13#
107 don't remember
106 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. In 2006 I would've went OH HELL TO THE NO on you but now I agree. "I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho?" Bitch please we all know you're a ho 24/7 stop trying to pretend you have class.
104 WHAT THE f**k?!
PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING. THIS s**t BETTER NOT BE TRUE. DID MILEY REALLY COVER THAT?!
103 don't know
101 don't know
Post by Gravity Happens on Aug 6, 2011 22:38:22 GMT -5
100 Scotty McCreery – I Love You This Big
Easily the worst American Idol winning single to date. Several of them have a certain cheese factor, but this, coupled with his annoying voice, easily takes the cake as the worst.
99 Shawnna - Gettin' Some
Absolutely disgusting. Seriously, we didn't need to know THAT!
98 T.I. - What You Know
Surprisingly, his worst song for me came BEFORE his overplay period in 2008-09! He's had a few decent ones, but this was just dull and droning.
97 Trick Daddy feat. Twista & Lil' Jon - Let's Go
Putting annoying rappers over an Ozzy Osbourne beat just doesn't work. Sadly, it was a huge hit, which only made it worse for me. Two of the rappers on this crash out, but Lil' Jon has many more expected entries to come.
96 Lil' Wayne feat. T-Pain - Got Money
2 of the worst artists ever on one song... so I knew it would be bad, and I was right. However, both artists have had worse... FAR worse, as will be seen later on in the chart.
95 Justin Timberlake - Senorita
A dull, irritating beat is the first part of why this annoys me... but the real reason why this makes it is because of the annoying singalong part at the end. I don't know if he was trying to parody himself or not, but the falsetto parts especially were cringeworthy! Still the worst song he's done, so the highest he makes it here.
94 Nelly feat. Fergie - Party People
Oh Nelly... I thought you'd have promise when you released this, but what did I get? Another dull MESS! Thankfully he stopped using such irritating beats and went back to the basics more recently. But still more Nelly to come!
93 Sean Kingston feat. Nicki Minaj - Letting Go (Dutty Love)
Sean Kingston and Nicki Minaj both have had several appearances in here, but when they teamed up, they recorded this dull, repetitive mess. Highest appearance for either artist.
92 Nelly feat. Paul Wall - Grillz
And now... here is Nelly's highest entry! Seriously, did he have anything better to do than do a song about tooth jewelry? Sadly, this turned out to be one of his biggest hits... was a source of a lot of my irritation back in 2006.
91 Black Eyed Peas - The Time (The Dirty Bit)
This one belongs in the sacrilege category... the theme from the "Dirty Dancing" movie was done brilliantly when it was out. Why these guys felt the need to redo it into an annoying, generic electronic track I'll never know, but it was totally ruined. Still two more Black Eyed Peas songs to come after this.