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Post by ___D___ on Nov 2, 2010 19:09:08 GMT -5
She was reportedly paid $1 million to perform at that party
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Post by BRiTNASTY on Nov 2, 2010 19:37:16 GMT -5
she looks like taylor momsen in 20 years and with 30 lbs gained LEAVE MOMGODSEN OUT OF THIS! YOU STAN FOR THE WHORE THAT IS TAYLOR SWIFT THEREFORE YOU HAVE A WHORE'S FOREHEAD.
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Post by Late Winter on Nov 2, 2010 19:38:26 GMT -5
Was that a term before Drag coined it?
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Post by - `J0EL™ on Nov 2, 2010 19:47:10 GMT -5
She was reportedly paid $1 million to perform at that party Could you imagine how much someone like Britney or Gaga would be offered?
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Post by Late Winter on Nov 2, 2010 19:53:56 GMT -5
Well, I don't think it would be that much higher. Didn't Christina get 2 million for a wedding at her peak?
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Post by BRiTNASTY on Nov 2, 2010 20:02:26 GMT -5
Was that a term before Drag coined it? yes, the Momsen stans at ONTD have been calling her Momgodsen for a while now
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Post by Late Winter on Nov 9, 2010 8:33:06 GMT -5
She has a new boyfriend! A set assistant from Burlesque. So much for Sam Ronson
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Post by - `J0EL™ on Nov 9, 2010 8:56:25 GMT -5
Well, I don't think it would be that much higher. Didn't Christina get 2 million for a wedding at her peak? I remember reading somewheres that Britney & Beyonce could command $25 million+ do to a private concert.
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Post by ___D___ on Nov 9, 2010 11:56:37 GMT -5
She has a new boyfriend! A set assistant from Burlesque. So much for Sam Ronson Was that picture taken while she was leaving a club?
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Post by - `J0EL™ on Nov 15, 2010 17:49:53 GMT -5
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Post by Monroe on Nov 15, 2010 18:41:03 GMT -5
It took her forever to get that star.
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Post by taylor on Nov 15, 2010 18:55:09 GMT -5
I don't get why they finally gave it to her when her career is at an all-time low. Seems redundant.
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Post by Drag on Nov 15, 2010 19:31:13 GMT -5
I really like Express and Beautiful People .
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Post by ___D___ on Nov 15, 2010 21:01:23 GMT -5
I need to check out the soundtrack!
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Post by - `J0EL™ on Nov 22, 2010 9:28:44 GMT -5
Predictions for the soundtrack? I'm going with 25K-35K for now. It's currently #43 on iTunes.
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Post by Drag on Nov 22, 2010 10:21:49 GMT -5
# 33 Currently.
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Post by Plastic Passion on Nov 22, 2010 11:29:26 GMT -5
I doubt that campy, histrionic glamor-onslaught of a film that is Burlesque will find a sizable audience.
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Post by kevinkdc on Nov 22, 2010 11:33:35 GMT -5
I for one am excited to see the film but I won't buy or download the soundtrack
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Post by Drag on Nov 22, 2010 11:40:29 GMT -5
Up to #27! Get that smash Xcellentina!!!!!
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Post by - `J0EL™ on Nov 22, 2010 13:28:11 GMT -5
FLOP! Her AMA performance was a mess. It reminded me so much of Britney's VMA 07 performance with the dance moves/outfit.
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Post by Drag on Nov 22, 2010 19:05:07 GMT -5
FLOP! Her AMA performance was a mess. It reminded me so much of Britney's VMA 07 performance with the dance moves/outfit. Same here. Pretending to stan for Xtina is fun . You should try it sometime, oh wait nvm. BTW, #11 ON ITUNES!
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Post by - `J0EL™ on Nov 23, 2010 20:47:27 GMT -5
Considering I can't see the movie section.... Going to See Burlesque? Snap Out of It!Trash comes in all forms, but rarely in a sequined G-string. That's all there is to a brain-dead, cliché-riddled pastiche of old Betty Grable movies called Burlesque. This one is strictly for Cher fans who like their campy shtick loud, lewd and ludicrous. But the biggest problem among many is that it's not her movie. She's hardly in it. Instead of an excuse to breathe oxygen into the twilight of Cher's career, it turns out to be a slutty pasteup constructed out of spit and chewing gum to showcase the movie debut of the caterwauling Christina Aguilera. They should have all stayed in bed. This movie is so bad that it makes you realize how much you miss Showgirls. Cher still looks good in a thong, but Aguilera can't act, and her singing sounds like calling hogs. This is probably why they cast her as Ali, a roadhouse waitress in Iowa who heads for L.A. after robbing the cash register for her back pay. Once she hits Hollywood and Vine, she lands in a bankrupt strip club called the Burlesque Lounge, owned by Tess (Cher) and her ex-husband Vince (Peter Gallagher, in what amounts to nothing more than a walk-on). Lacquered and shellacked in a Cleopatra wig with her tattoos discreetly covered, Tess is a tired old diva whose legs are going as she belts out "Show a little more, show a little less, welcome to burlesque," one of the film's endless parade of moronic songs. It is never clear what anyone does at the Burlesque, but Stanley Tucci seems to be a gay stage manager who also sews costumes, and Alan Cumming greets people at the door dressed like the evil Nazi emcee in Cabaret. Ms. Aguilera has no higher ambition than to be the next Gypsy Rose Lee, but she never gets any better than Lili St. Cyr, winning the cynical Tess' heart of marble with a number called "Wagon Wheel Watusi." Meanwhile, she finds herself torn between Jack (Cam Gigandet), a hunky bartender from Kentucky who wears more mascara than the strippers, and Marcus (Eric Dane), an impossibly handsome millionaire realtor who wants to turn the club into high-rise condos. When Tess' fermented mother instinct resurfaces from its tomb, it's time for an old hoofer to teach an ambitious kid on her way up the bumps and grinds, and Ali graduates from cocktail waitress to star. The floor show is about bustiers, feathers, tommy guns that fire confetti, waxed bodies, snare drums, strobe lights and a never-ending supply of erect nipples, cobbled together with every cliché in the book, from the jealous, drunken chorus floozie who sabotages Ali's first solo to the best-buddy roommate who turns horny the first time he sees her without her pajamas. When all looks blank and hopeless, Cher straddles a chair like Dietrich and yells out the 11 o'clock blues number, "You Haven't Seen the Last of Me." She means it. There isn't one shred of originality to be found in Burlesque. A small army of choreographers are listed, but Ali's cheesy strip number with ostrich plumes is stolen toe to pinky finger from an old routine by Sally Rand, who must be turning over in her grave. Alan Cumming does a bit with two scantily clad tramps and a banana that is nothing more than a rip-off of his "Two Ladies" number from the Studio 54 revival of Cabaret. You begin to think you're watching two hours of reruns. It is extremely doubtful that writer-director Steven Antin could direct dune buggies in the Sahara desert, and his dialogue will keep you in stitches. For dramatic lines, how about "Life is about the choices you make" and "How many times have I held your head over the toilet while you threw up everything but your memories?" My favorite exchange ("What's Ali short for?" "Alice." "Well—welcome to Wonderland") sounds like a skit from the old Carol Burnett Show. At the press screening I attended, the audience was laughing so hard I had trouble hearing the actors. Twenty-five minutes before the end, the person next to me said, "If they're gonna get a story outta this, they better hurry." Don't hold your breath. Burlesque is the celluloid equivalent to a Big Mac attack, and any resemblance to a plot is purely coincidental.Source: www.observer.com/2010/culture/going-see-burlesque-snap-out-it
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Post by - `J0EL™ on Nov 25, 2010 9:25:50 GMT -5
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Post by - `J0EL™ on Nov 25, 2010 20:08:53 GMT -5
4. Burlesque (Screen Gems/Sony) NEW [3,037 Runs] Friday $3M, Estimated 5-Day Holiday $17.5M (Crossroads did $17 million in it's opening week. Back in 2002. Just saying)
Cher couldn't even save this hot mess.
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Post by kevinkdc on Nov 25, 2010 20:21:44 GMT -5
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